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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:49 pm

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:52 pm

Cool Cool Razz Razz Razz

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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:53 pm

oh my that is dark...lol

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Post by eddie on Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:50 pm

lol!

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