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Post by Lurker on Thu May 14, 2015 2:38 am

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans

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Post by Lurker on Thu May 14, 2015 2:39 am

All the fact-resistant humans are right-wing Republicans.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 14, 2015 2:43 am

The not so silent killer and i suspect it`s fast becoming a epidemic

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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu May 14, 2015 4:29 am

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Post by captain on Fri May 15, 2015 8:34 pm

korban dallas wrote:The not so silent killer and i suspect  it`s fast becoming a epidemic

That explains a lot as these people are all around the place. So what could have caused this situation? Crying or Very sad
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Post by Lurker on Sat May 16, 2015 12:23 am

captainJane wrote:
korban dallas wrote:The not so silent killer and i suspect  it`s fast becoming a epidemic

That explains a lot as these people are all around the place. So what could have caused this situation?  Crying or Very sad


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Post by Guest on Sat May 16, 2015 10:33 pm

Title so true, and many of them seem to be determined to post on here at the moment, present company excepted.

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Post by The Devil, You Know on Sat May 16, 2015 10:37 pm

Lurker wrote:
Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans
ah, so that is why the SNP did so well

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Post by The Devil, You Know on Sat May 16, 2015 10:38 pm

Lurker wrote:All the fact-resistant humans are right-wing Republicans.
is that a fact?

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Post by Guest on Sat May 16, 2015 11:48 pm

Or RW Tories. Oh dear, one of them has strayed out of his cage.

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Post by captain on Sun May 17, 2015 12:19 am

Is it me but are all politicions a little robotic, they seem to be totally apart from the human race, and not really in their work as far as I can see. Somhow they and those unknown to me, have managed to create a state of coma like existence. Is this what the time warp means. Smile

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Post by stardesk on Sun May 17, 2015 12:23 pm

Morning all. I'll stick my neck out and say Creationists are blind to knowledge and facts. You just can't get through their fog to the brain, there would seem to be a mental barrier against knowledge of evolution.

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Post by Guest on Sun May 17, 2015 12:46 pm

from what i can tell anyone who disagrees with what you believe does so by lack of knowledge, i wonder if they feel exactly the same... lol! lol!

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Post by Guest on Sun May 17, 2015 1:19 pm

Fact resistant?? Have they met Didge?! Razz

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Post by Guest on Sun May 17, 2015 10:30 pm

Nems wrote:Fact resistant?? Have they met Didge?! Razz
fact retardent.... Smile

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