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Post by stardesk on Sun May 03, 2015 9:00 pm

Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:

When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?

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Post by eddie on Sun May 03, 2015 9:06 pm

Well she's obviously wanting to feel your penis against her and if I were you, and it makes you feel uncomfortable, then I'd actually put my hands on her shoulders and actually hold her at bay.

If a woman friend did that to my OH I'd say something to her or I'd push myself against her when she kissed me and whisper in her ear "Do this to my hubby again and I'll cut your nipples off....okay?"

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Post by Guest on Sun May 03, 2015 9:10 pm

miaow........eddie.... Laughing

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Post by eddie on Sun May 03, 2015 9:13 pm

darknessss wrote:miaow........eddie.... Laughing



Hahahaha I kind of toned it down for star actually
My thoughts are far more revolting than that Cool

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Post by stardesk on Sun May 03, 2015 9:13 pm

Hi Eddie, thanks for the reply. That's just what I thought, she wants to feel it, therefore, being the randy old sod I am, I shall respond in like manner, and push well into her and see what reaction I get. She's  a bit younger than I am and her husband hasn't been well for some time, diabetes I believe. So, perhaps she isn't getting any satisfaction from him.

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Post by eddie on Sun May 03, 2015 9:15 pm

stardesk wrote:Hi Eddie, thanks for the reply. That's just what I thought, she wants to feel it, therefore, being the randy old sod I am, I shall respond in like manner, and push well into her and see what reaction I get. She's  a bit younger than I am and her husband hasn't been well for some time, diabetes I believe. So, perhaps she isn't getting any satisfaction from him.

If you're not married star then grab her arse and stick your finger up it Hahahaha
She'll either back off or you'll have something to remember her by later cheers

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Post by stardesk on Sun May 03, 2015 9:20 pm

Thanks Eddie, lol, perhaps a little pressure for starters to see what reaction I get. I did hear some time ago that women like it up the bum, don't know why though.

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Post by eddie on Sun May 03, 2015 9:23 pm

stardesk wrote:Thanks Eddie, lol, perhaps a little pressure for starters to see what reaction I get. I did hear some time ago that women like it up the bum, don't know why though.

Laughing


Well,I'm far too much of a lady to answer that of course.


You could always say to her: "Yes that is a gun in my pocket, and I don't fire blanks bitch" afro

Good,luck and please, let me know what turns up!!! lol!

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Post by Guest on Sun May 03, 2015 9:24 pm

stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:

When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?

Push back and frighten the life out of her lol

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Post by Irn Bru on Mon May 04, 2015 12:03 am

stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:

When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?

To get a handle on these things I always like to check out the actual source Star so if you don't mind can I have her phone number please?

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Post by feelthelove on Mon May 04, 2015 10:47 am

stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:

When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?


Hi my Gorgeous East Anglian buddy xxx

Hope you and yours are well. So, still got the ladies falling at your feet hey???! I'm surprised wifey hasn't engaged the HWB affraid lol!

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Post by stardesk on Mon May 04, 2015 8:50 pm

Evening folks. Hi FTL, glad to see you back. Am I well? Not really, I had an operation on a stomach hernia 10 days ago and it's still a bit sore. Oh well, keep taking the pain killers.

If wifey saw what was happening she'd probably clonk the lady with the dreaded HWB 

The next time I see the her I'm going to push hard into her and see what reaction I get. Naughty me, but a positive one I hope.

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Post by eddie on Tue May 05, 2015 8:15 am

Is your wife happy for you to do this?
As the woman may well take that as an invite to take things further?

Just be careful. I'd say you're better off letting the wife do it to her and give a friendly little whisper in her ear...

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Post by stardesk on Tue May 05, 2015 12:10 pm

Lol, hi Eddie. The thought is there even if the intention isn't. It's a male ego thing, believing we're desired by other females. I may have it all wrong and it's just the lady's way of saying hello. It's nice though.

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Post by Guest on Tue May 05, 2015 5:33 pm

carefull star


If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"

if you do it to her you are "assaulting her"

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Post by eddie on Wed May 06, 2015 9:19 pm

darknessss wrote:carefull star


If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"

if you do it to her  you are "assaulting her"


This is very true

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Post by Guest on Wed May 06, 2015 9:45 pm

stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:

When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?

take her stick off her and kick her guide dog that should stop her... Smile

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Post by stardesk on Thu May 07, 2015 8:46 pm

Well well, bless my smelly wellies, it's HF back in the fold. How are you my old adversary? Keeping well I hope.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 07, 2015 9:39 pm

stardesk wrote:Well well, bless my smelly wellies, it's HF back in the fold. How are you my old adversary? Keeping well I hope.

very well indeed thank you star, I hope you are very well also, it has been some time...

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Post by captain on Fri May 08, 2015 12:29 am

eddie wrote:Well she's obviously wanting to feel your penis against her and if I were you, and it makes you feel uncomfortable, then I'd actually put my hands on her shoulders and actually hold her at bay.

If a woman friend did that to my OH I'd say something to her or I'd push myself against her when she kissed me and whisper in her ear "Do this to my hubby again and I'll cut your nipples off....okay?"

Nice eddie! Wink
Or if she did it to a good friend of mine, I'd leave the nipple thing out though. Laughing

Women have no right to grope a man, what you described was really indecent and could be considered as an assault.
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Post by captain on Fri May 08, 2015 12:31 am

eddie wrote:
darknessss wrote:carefull star


If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"

if you do it to her  you are "assaulting her"


This is very true

No, it is not friendly this is assault.
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