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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:24 pm

Sounds like it should have fallen under "fair comment and criticism" to me:

One of human evolution's oft-ignored benefits is a man's ability to conveniently piss on whatever tree, shrub, brush pile, patch of concrete, patch of grass, building facade, or garbage can happens to be at hand. It's liberating.
But with great freedom comes danger. One potential pitfall was made clear to me a couple of days ago when my three-year-old abruptly dropped trou and proceeded to lawn-sprinkler a neighbor's grass, all of two feet from the window where he stood watching creepily. Another was revealed this morning in a Dallas police report.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/03/man_stabbed_for_peeing_on_domi.php

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Post by JohnEAngel on Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:54 am

i have mixed feelings about this. i honestly don't think that you should stab another person for any reason, unless they deserve it. Twisted Evil on the other hand, maybe pissing on a Dominos Pizza Place might get their attention so that they make better pizza. pale i do find that their sandwiches are acceptable.

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Post by Lurker on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:23 am

I worked in Manhattan in NYC in 1982 and there was a drunk near my hotel that seemed to always be on the street begging for money. He sounded just like Reverend Jim on that old Taxi TV show. Anyway I was walking to the Madison Avenue Bar one night for a few brews and I saw "Rev. Jim" leaning against the side of a building taking a piss. The piss was flowing off the building and across the sidewalk where I had to walk. I decide to go for it and jump the puddle if need be. As I passed him he stuck out one hand and said, "Cha-a-ange!" (not the Obama kind) I jumped the piss and kept walking, but I was laughing all the way to the bar. One of the hookers in the bar said that Jim made more money begging than she did hooking. Smile
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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:07 am

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:Sounds like it should have fallen under "fair comment and criticism" to me:

One of human evolution's oft-ignored benefits is a man's ability to conveniently piss on whatever tree, shrub, brush pile, patch of concrete, patch of grass, building facade, or garbage can happens to be at hand. It's liberating.
But with great freedom comes danger. One potential pitfall was made clear to me a couple of days ago when my three-year-old abruptly dropped trou and proceeded to lawn-sprinkler a neighbor's grass, all of two feet from the window where he stood watching creepily. Another was revealed this morning in a Dallas police report.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/03/man_stabbed_for_peeing_on_domi.php


Oh I love pizza! Who doesn’t love pizza? Am I right? It’s cheesy and tasty.
Which rather remjnds me of a song that I must seranade you with...


Everybody wants up on my tasty bits!
My t-t-tasty bits!
(And repeat)


Well? Eh?
And how does that make you feel, Ben Reilly?

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:10 am

eddie wrote:
*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:Sounds like it should have fallen under "fair comment and criticism" to me:

One of human evolution's oft-ignored benefits is a man's ability to conveniently piss on whatever tree, shrub, brush pile, patch of concrete, patch of grass, building facade, or garbage can happens to be at hand. It's liberating.
But with great freedom comes danger. One potential pitfall was made clear to me a couple of days ago when my three-year-old abruptly dropped trou and proceeded to lawn-sprinkler a neighbor's grass, all of two feet from the window where he stood watching creepily. Another was revealed this morning in a Dallas police report.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/03/man_stabbed_for_peeing_on_domi.php


Oh I love pizza! Who doesn’t love pizza? Am I right? It’s cheesy and tasty.
Which rather remjnds me of a song that I must seranade you with...


Everybody wants up on my tasty bits!
My t-t-tasty bits!
(And repeat)


Well? Eh?
And how does that make you feel, Ben Reilly?

I have some song lyrics for you, ya sex-crazed maniac!

"Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie
We'll get along just fine"

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:48 am

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:
Sounds like it should have fallen under "fair comment and criticism" to me:

One of human evolution's oft-ignored benefits is a man's ability to conveniently piss on whatever tree, shrub, brush pile, patch of concrete, patch of grass, building facade, or garbage can happens to be at hand. It's liberating.
But with great freedom comes danger. One potential pitfall was made clear to me a couple of days ago when my three-year-old abruptly dropped trou and proceeded to lawn-sprinkler a neighbor's grass, all of two feet from the window where he stood watching creepily. Another was revealed this morning in a Dallas police report.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/03/man_stabbed_for_peeing_on_domi.php

What a Face

I wouldn't have thought that a Domino's Pizza restaurant was worth pissing on...

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