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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu 19 Mar 2015 - 7:15

I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.


RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.


EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.


Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.

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Post by Guest on Thu 19 Mar 2015 - 7:17

Ben_Reilly wrote:I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.


RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.


EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.


Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.
next it will be a horses head on the pillow Shocked

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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu 19 Mar 2015 - 7:18

korban dallas wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.


RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.


EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.


Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.
next it will be a horses head on the pillow Shocked

I'm glad I'm not the only one, man Smile

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Post by eddie on Thu 19 Mar 2015 - 8:11

Those poor boys. They aren't sleeping at night becasue of you. Sad

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Post by Original Quill on Thu 19 Mar 2015 - 17:21

It's just a touchy-feelie marketing ploy.

But I like the free shipping.  That's practical.

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