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Post by Original Quill on Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:01 am

Don’t you hate it when the windows you thought were tinted dark and opaque turn out to actually not prevent visibility at all? Two employees at New Zealand insurance company Marsh, Ltd. certainly do after having a very intimate office affair in full view of the pub across the street.

The man and woman apparently had no idea that their alleged hour-long romp was actually crystal clear to patrons at the Carlton Bar and Eatery. Customers watched the sexcapades and documented the affair on social media. The sex was apparently so commanding the pub band is reported to have stopped playing since the crowd’s attention was glued to the action across the way.

After the pair’s antics were over, the band honored them with a rendition of the Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire.” The man is reportedly married with three children and the woman recently engaged. The man’s wife supposedly learned of the affair when the photos went online. Marsh confirmed the affair with chief executive Grant Milne saying they were “very disappointed by the conduct of two colleagues at our Christchurch office.”

We’ve long known that people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Now, we have a perfect illustration for a new bit of folk wisdom: People who work in glass buildings should not have office relations.

It goes without saying that having sex in the office is always a bad idea, but in case you’re considering a more responsible office romance, here are some tips:

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:25 am

Which one was the sheep? Smile

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:59 pm

Haha...I always wonder about the outcome. I mean, the real sit-com in these things is the next day.

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Post by veya_victaous on Sun Feb 08, 2015 8:50 pm

this was so last week  Rolling Eyes and ended up being a bit sad

he was married with kids... Wife obviously inconsolably pissed, family splitting up
and she WAS engaged although her finance is taking it better with an "dodged a bullet" outlook on the situation.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:42 am

veya_victaous wrote:this was so last week  Rolling Eyes and ended up being a bit sad

he was married with kids... Wife obviously inconsolably pissed, family splitting up
and she WAS engaged although her finance is taking it better with an "dodged a bullet" outlook on the situation.

Well, the fiance has less to lose. Frankly, in the wife's case, I would be just as pissed as she. She had to find out about it on the Internet. First there's the embarrassment, but next there's the realization of what a fuck-up she is marred to. Do you want that turd hanging around when you are 60?

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:51 am

Original Quill wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:this was so last week  Rolling Eyes and ended up being a bit sad

he was married with kids... Wife obviously inconsolably pissed, family splitting up
and she WAS engaged although her finance is taking it better with an "dodged a bullet" outlook on the situation.

Well, the fiance has less to lose.  Frankly, in the wife's case, I would be just as pissed as she.  She had to find out about it on the Internet.  First there's the embarrassment, but next there's the realization of what a fuck-up she is marred to.  Do you want that turd hanging around when you are 60?

Plus as someone one commented
That was the not the first time those 2 people had seem each other naked  Wink 

and the fact the she has to Lawyer up and take his ass to the cleaners
feel sorry for this kids as the will be getting teased a school

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:09 am

veya_victaous wrote:
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Well, the fiance has less to lose.  Frankly, in the wife's case, I would be just as pissed as she.  She had to find out about it on the Internet.  First there's the embarrassment, but next there's the realization of what a fuck-up she is marred to.  Do you want that turd hanging around when you are 60?

Plus as someone one commented
That was the not the first time those 2 people had seem each other naked  Wink 

and the fact the she has to Lawyer up and take his ass to the cleaners
feel sorry for this kids as the will be getting teased a school

Quite right...that's what I mean about the embarrassment.

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