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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:07 pm

A man went to Harley Street in London , having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.
Then she told him The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".
"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".
She answered, "No , that's where the end of the queue is..."

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:18 pm

Speaking of jobs ... what's the difference between a photojournalist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a beautiful, classy-looking woman on the arm of a photojournalist?

A tattoo.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:59 pm

darknessss wrote:A man went to Harley Street in London , having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.
Then she told him The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".
"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".
She answered, "No , that's where the end of the queue is..."

Ahh so that's where you've been!  

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