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Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week

Post by Irn Bru on Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:48 am

Professional cuddler Samantha Hess has opened a pro cuddling shop, where for $60 customers can get an hour's worth of spooning and "the level of human contact that we want or need in order to be our optimal selves."

Located in Portland, Oregon, the shop is called Cuddle Up To Me and is already very busy.

"This business has taken off," Hess told Fox 12. "I've gotten as many as 10,000 emails in a week."

Hour-long sessions cost $60 dollars and include hair strokes, hand-holding and a plethora of different cuddle positions.

Hess says the business is in no way adult-orientated, and that she got the idea for it during a low point in her life.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

So there you have folks. If you are feeling miserable, unwanted and think that no-one cares about you then get yourself down to the cuddling shop and for 60 bucks you'll be cuddled to make you feel a whole lot better.

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:59 pm



Creepy.

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:38 pm

It gets better....





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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:19 pm




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyriulXSWLY


I was buying some feelings, from a vending machine....



We're not far off from that now it seems....
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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:05 am

I can just imagine going into the cuddle shop and explaining that you are fed up, down the dumps, feeling miserable and that no-one cares about you and asking for some serious cuddling.

But when asked for the $60 bucks, you say you have no money and that why you are feeling the way you are. So it's at the point you are told to fvck off because it's a business being run here and not a charity organisation and you should go and find some other mugs to give you a cuddle.

Feel better now? Laughing

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:11 pm

Irn Bru wrote:I can just imagine going into the cuddle shop and explaining that you are fed up, down the dumps, feeling miserable and that no-one cares about you and asking for some serious cuddling.

But when asked for the $60 bucks, you say you have no money and that why you are feeling the way you are. So it's at the point you are told to fvck off because it's a business being run here and not a charity organisation and you should go and find some other mugs to give you a cuddle.

Feel better now? Laughing

Kinda like going to a psychiatrist, innit?


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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:58 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyriulXSWLY


I was buying some feelings, from a vending machine....



We're not far off from that now it seems....

I don't know it might be a while before they but MDMA in vending Machines

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Post by Lone Wolf on Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:06 am

Smile

MEANWHILE, back on Planet Earth...

"10,000 customers" !    Really ??

Sounds to me like somebody is confusing Facebook and Twitter 'hits' with actual paying customers..

EVEN if somebody wanted to work at nothing else  ~ "10,000 customers" @ 1 hour each, could keep a professional cuddler busy for FIVE YEARS..

BEFORE you start seeing any 'repeat' business !  


P.S.  I'm prepared to provide the same kind of service for any stressed-out ladyfolks out there..      tongue

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