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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:26 am

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why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least Cool ) of his clients in the past

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Post by Lone Wolf on Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:42 pm

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Gives new meaning to a Denver omelette, eh?


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PETA = "People Eating Tasty Animals"..

ONLY humans "menstruate" !

Birds "ovulate"..

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:40 pm

I know. I hate ORGANIC!

Clerks in the higher-end stores always try to steer you in that direction...they make more money.

I tell 'em: Ogranic means expensive as hell, and tastes like shit.

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:12 pm

@Quill
Actually in the USA 'organic' means nothing there is no regulation on its use.

here is is specifically minimal pesticides used and there is gov't certification for it's use ... if it is a better product is debatable... I found organic or not, actually buying from a green grocer and butcher as opposed to a super mart makes a bigger difference. Here anyway Super markets tend to package a lot of the 'fresh food' with preservatives and antioxidants to make it look/last better (although the aging seems to catch up once you take them out of the packet Neutral ) Although I might just happen to have some good Butchers and green grocers around me.

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Post by veya_victaous on Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:52 am

Ok what sort of Vampirism make you reflection backwards?


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Post by Original Quill on Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:28 am

veya_victaous wrote:@Quill
Actually in the USA 'organic' means nothing there is no regulation on its use.

here is is specifically minimal pesticides used and there is gov't certification for it's use ... if it is a better product is debatable... I found organic or not, actually buying from a green grocer and butcher as opposed to a super mart makes a bigger difference. Here anyway Super markets tend to package a lot of the 'fresh food' with preservatives and antioxidants to make it look/last better (although the aging seems to catch up once you take them out of the packet Neutral  )  Although I might just happen to have some good Butchers and green grocers around me.

That's kinda my point. Organic means nothing.

Nor could it be anything...because everything found on earth is either organic or mineral. We're not talking vitamins, so that's everything else.


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Post by Original Quill on Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:31 am

veya_victaous wrote:Ok what sort of Vampirism  make you reflection backwards?


It's two mirrors.  Note the reflection is off-center. Also in the front one, she is turned to her right...obviously to create the angle that obscures the other mirror.

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Post by Lone Wolf on Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:50 am

Original Quill wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:Ok what sort of Vampirism  make you reflection backwards?


It's two mirrors.  Note the reflection is off-center.  Also in the front one, she is turned to her right...obviously to create the angle that obscures the other mirror.
cheers

AN OLD photography and film SFX trick...

ADD a third mirror for even more 'fun at the fair'.. Razz

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Post by veya_victaous on Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:29 am

This could have also gone under thinking deeply


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Post by Original Quill on Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:46 pm



♪♫  T'was an Arizona Lawyer, ♪♫ wouldn't be to long in town,
♪♫ Texas Red had not cleared leather 'ere a bullet fairly ripped,
and the ♪♫  quickeness of that lawyer is still talked about today...♪♫
Still talked about to....day ♪♫

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An emu has escaped from a farm in Herzliya near Tel Aviv, Israel, running down a busy highway.




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Heads I win; tails you lose.

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Well, back to classes!

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:19 pm

haha...We're still better off than the Mormon who says, 'Bend over...I've got your four more percentage points!'

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Original Quill wrote:haha...We're still better off than the Mormon who says, 'Bend over...I've got your four more percentage points!'

Sorry, I don't get it ... but I want to Smile

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:12 am

That's fantastic! On a similar note:


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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Original Quill on Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:34 am

Whoa...if you're on the phone and taking a crap, I'm hanging up.


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Original Quill wrote:Whoa...if you're on the phone and taking a crap, I'm hanging up.


Just gotta watch the grunting Smile

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