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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:26 am

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why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least Cool ) of his clients in the past

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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:59 pm

darknessss wrote:oooohhh nice fat woodies.......

cooked in a blackberry, sloe gin and syrup sauce

yum...





Ok, you can have them.  They are so fat my bird table struggles to cope  Laughing  and they make a mess everywhere.  You can't have Dodgy though, we make an exception for him as he has a dodgy leg....



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Modern Special forces training Cool Cool Cool


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If dogs were a pair of middle-aged men................













http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men


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Post by Original Quill on Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:56 pm

Hilarious!!

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Post by Lurker on Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:36 am

http://vimeo.com/92699399


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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:59 pm

do yu know how they knew moses suffered with migraine, did you see the size of the tablets God gave him......


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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:20 pm

heavenlyfatheragain wrote:do yu know how they knew moses suffered with migraine, did you see the size of the tablets God gave him......


Smile

Haha!



That one Torah me up ...

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Ben_Reilly wrote:
heavenlyfatheragain wrote:do yu know how they knew moses suffered with migraine, did you see the size of the tablets God gave him......


Smile

Haha!



That one Torah me up ...

lol only just seen this.... Smile

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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:18 pm

that's one of the jokes i heard in church it is funny x

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For Some Reason That didn't post all of it:

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:07 am

for KD


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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:33 am

What about the dislexic who wanted to open a brothel and ended up with a warehouse...




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Tommy Monk wrote:What about the dislexic who wanted to open a brothel and ended up with a warehouse...




Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake all night, wondering about the existence of Dog Smile

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:15 am

3rd last one is best Razz Razz Razz



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