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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:26 am

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why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least Cool ) of his clients in the past

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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:49 pm

Irn Bru wrote:

How rude lol!

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veya_victaous wrote:

brilliant

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Post by Irn Bru on Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:47 am

Don't let on to anyone that I told you about this.


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Post by Original Quill on Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:19 pm

veya_victaous wrote:


Here they are in As You Like It.


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FOUL referee.....

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:23 pm

Been watching a lot of 30 Rock lately:






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darknessss wrote:FOUL referee.....


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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:57 am

this is why Americans are stupid

'a lot' means many
a 'parking many' still makes no sense Rolling Eyes
and by US logic a 'Parking park' makes even more sense than a parking lot
park = to make vehicle stationary OR park = a open area for engaging in activity I.e. water park or ball park
so a parking park REALLY America Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:16 am



and marshmallows in cereal Wink

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:22 am

No, no...chocolate chip cookies...


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Great America Reach Around wrote: California is America's most populous and economically important state. Its GDP is the eighth largest in the world, placing it just behind Italy and ahead of Canada, Spain, Russia, India, and most of the rest of the world. California is geographically diverse, with temperate climates in the north and desert conditions in the south. It has a large Latino immigrant population and is as culturally diverse as it is economically diverse

* * * *

California is probably the state of the Union best-equipped to exist independent of the United States. Its powerful economy and diverse industrial, technological, and agricultural base would allow it to be self-sufficient in a way few other states can boast.

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Special notice to eds...please call and don't scream.


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Either way, I don't care.

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Brilliant! They're little softies really I love you x


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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:35 pm

foul things....

rob song bird nests of eggs and chicks

destroy woodland

spread tree diseases

and kill of the native red squirrel....

oh...and can carry tulareamia...a lovely disease that affects humans....

TREE RATS.......

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darknessss wrote:foul things....

rob song bird nests of eggs and chicks

destroy woodland

spread tree diseases

and kill of the native red squirrel....

oh...and can carry tulareamia...a lovely disease that affects humans....

TREE RATS.......

Our neighbours have a walnut tree so we get lots of squirrels making their way though our garden in the search of food.......no you can't have my address for target practice although I have plenty of fat wood pigeons.....

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oooohhh nice fat woodies.......

cooked in a blackberry, sloe gin and syrup sauce

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