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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:26 pm

why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least Cool ) of his clients in the past

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:47 am



I once had a long lunch with a drug smuggler client, about writing a novel about the perfect crime.

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:35 pm

My kind of Salad


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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:02 pm

So I was Cleaning up the other day and found a fuck load of Glow sticks.....
Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:18 pm

Diabolical!

Here's another idea -- take glow-in-the-dark balloons, filled with helium:



... attach them to a light-weight frame, maybe circular in shape, release them at night, and wait for the news reports of UFOs Cool Cool Cool

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:48 pm



I so want to do this Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:52 pm

I think I know who a lot of people are going as for Halloween this year:






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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:39 pm

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:13 am

Too true! Especially when dealing with this:



By the way, did we ever discover the eye color of ancient hominids?

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:09 pm

veya_victaous wrote:

I elled o' elle. Smile


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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:40 pm

Ah yes, the only story in which Jesus whooped some ass because reasons! I remember being taught about that when I was really young; I had the abject naivety to comment it was the only sin he committed ... that pissed some people off Smile


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Post by veya_victaous on Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:26 pm

I think my dog truly believes this


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Post by veya_victaous on Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:30 pm

I think I am like Tim geek geek geek

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for Nicko santa santa santa santa

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:38 am

I made this when I was bored the other day, thumbs up to anybody who gets it without the help of google!


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I dare anyone to explain eggs to a toddler Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Gives new meaning to a Denver omelette, eh?

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:46 pm

Just saw this, though it's old:


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Post by Original Quill on Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:44 am

Ambush predators awaiting the herd...


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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:05 pm


Termina Lance


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