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Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

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Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by feelthelove on Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:36 pm

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feelthelove wrote:As a teenager I lived in the country and the spiders were pretty meaty  affraid They scared the life out of me, my Dad used to come home to various pots, glasses, cups etc confining them! I'd find them in my bed, freaked me out big time!

The ones I see now are nothing in comparison, babies  ::pntyswrd::

In the bed !?  Shocked 

Can you imagine???!!! I would scream the house down, shake my quilt and sleep on the settee

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Guest on Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:52 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Nems wrote:

In the bed !?  Shocked 

Can you imagine???!!! I would scream the house down, shake my quilt and sleep on the settee

I dont bloody blame you. I still have palpitations about the time I closed the curtains and a big black hairy spider fell on me.


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Post by feelthelove on Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:00 pm

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Can you imagine???!!! I would scream the house down, shake my quilt and sleep on the settee

I dont bloody blame you. I still have palpitations about the time I closed the curtains and a big black hairy spider fell on me.


OMG!!! Fantastic smiley x

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:25 pm

Sassy wrote:
eddie wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:

nope...you need the alcohol content to dissolve the oil in the lemon grass......

Can I use anything other than vodka?
And also where would I buy plain alcohol from vic?

Rubbing alcohol/surgical spirit from a chemist would do it Eds.

Thank you sassy

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:26 pm

Nems wrote:
feelthelove wrote:
Nems wrote:

In the bed !?  Shocked 

Can you imagine???!!! I would scream the house down, shake my quilt and sleep on the settee

I dont bloody blame you. I still have palpitations about the time I closed the curtains and a big black hairy spider fell on me.



WTF NEMS!!!

Get rid of that emoticon now!  pale 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Guest on Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:35 pm

Have we changed to autumn, all the things that normally come indoors in autumn seem to be here, spiders all over the place.

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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:32 am

Sassy wrote:Have we changed to autumn, all the things that normally come indoors in autumn seem to be here, spiders all over the place.

Exactly!!!  Evil or Very Mad 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by gerber on Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:46 am

Get a pet Tarantula it will eat all the little ones. We could all help with suggested names again.

My first suggestion is Tarentino  lol! 

http://www.thespidershop.co.uk/tarantula-care-guide/

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Lone Wolf on Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:42 pm

Cool 

I squish redbacks.

Funnelwebs, I usually drown in metho'..

Any others, I normally encourage them to build their webs in the garden for natural pest control, while most of those that find their way inside, I'll leave alone...

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:43 am


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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:54 am

gerber wrote:Get a pet Tarantula it will eat all the little ones. We could all help with suggested names again.

My first suggestion is Tarentino    lol! 

http://www.thespidershop.co.uk/tarantula-care-guide/

LOZL nup

Cellar Spider (the Aussie Daddy long legs... where the myth about daddy long legs being dangerous comes from)

P.S the White tail is a DANGEROUS spider more dangerous than Any spider in Europe


I have seen Cellar Spider kill and eat hunts man that woudl be several hundred times their size (Huntsman with leg spans similar to a man's hand width)

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by feelthelove on Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:54 am

veya_victaous wrote:

OMG that even freaked me out

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:36 am

WTF VEYA????  affraid 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:40 am

eddie wrote:Well sassy that may work if I was three!! I am very calm in front of Jas who loves them (they are all Incy wincy lol) but I still tell her "mummy is wrapping them in tissue so they can swim in the toilet"

Vic, I've thought of that but I wouldn't get near one let alone hold one!!

Do you think it's the element of surprise I dislike??

Killing spiders will not cure you - in fact it will make you worse. Encouraging your child to kill them will make her the same. If you treat them like living creatures which have a right to be on this earth, that will be a start. I cured myself after a spider ran all over me on a train, and two of them appeared in the car when I was driving. When you realise that you can't avoid them and that you might actually crash your car, you tend to want to stop being so silly about it.

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:19 am

Once you can get to the stage of being able to put a spider out of the house without killing it, it's best to keep the materials handy. A plastic transparent cup and a piece of cardboard in each room is a good start. If you can't face getting so close, you can get spider removers with a long handle. I haven't tried one myself but they sound like a good idea.

Always put the spider some distance away from the house or it will come back in again.  Laughing 

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Post by Lone Wolf on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:48 am

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Once you can get to the stage of being able to put a spider out of the house without killing it, it's best to keep the materials handy. A plastic transparent cup and a piece of cardboard in each room is a good start. If you can't face getting so close, you can get spider removers with a long handle. I haven't tried one myself but they sound like a good idea..........................

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SPLURK !!!

G'DAY, Ragga' ~ what wimp gave you that advice ?

Keep a plastic cup and a card handy in each room !
Buy yourself a (no doubt overpriced, imported - and ineffective?) commercial 'spider remover' !


I'm just surprised there wasn't a 12 ga. shottie as a 'backup' mentioned in there..

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:02 am

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Once you can get to the stage of being able to put a spider out of the house without killing it, it's best to keep the materials handy. A plastic transparent cup and a piece of cardboard in each room is a good start. If you can't face getting so close, you can get spider removers with a long handle. I haven't tried one myself but they sound like a good idea..........................

 Laughing 

 ://?roflmao?/: 

SPLURK !!!

G'DAY, Ragga' ~ what wimp gave you that advice ?

Keep a plastic cup and a card handy in each room !
Buy yourself a (no doubt overpriced, imported - and ineffective?) commercial 'spider remover' !


I'm just surprised there wasn't a 12 ga. shottie as a 'backup' mentioned in there..

 ::rfth:: 

Well it works for me. If I see a spider, I can immediately catch it. If I have to leave the room to get the cup, it's gone by the time I get back! I also keep one in the car so I don't get caught out that way again.  Laughing 

As I said, killing spiders will make someone worse because they have no respect for them, and they fear what they don't respect.

I think it's the bent knees I don't like, and the scuttling!

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Post by eddie on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:33 am

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:Well sassy that may work if I was three!! I am very calm in front of Jas who loves them (they are all Incy wincy lol) but I still tell her "mummy is wrapping them in tissue so they can swim in the toilet"

Vic, I've thought of that but I wouldn't get near one let alone hold one!!

Do you think it's the element of surprise I dislike??

Killing spiders will not cure you - in fact it will make you worse. Encouraging your child to kill them will make her the same. If you treat them like living creatures which have a right to be on this earth, that will be a start. I cured myself after a spider ran all over me on a train, and two of them appeared in the car when I was driving. When you realise that you can't avoid them and that you might actually crash your car, you tend to want to stop being so silly about it.

No you misunderstood me; I don't teach my daughter to kill them, she thinks I'm saving them and putting them in the loo for a swim lol

I know I'm being silly, I can see that, but I can't stop it.

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:44 am

eddie wrote:
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Killing spiders will not cure you - in fact it will make you worse. Encouraging your child to kill them will make her the same. If you treat them like living creatures which have a right to be on this earth, that will be a start. I cured myself after a spider ran all over me on a train, and two of them appeared in the car when I was driving. When you realise that you can't avoid them and that you might actually crash your car, you tend to want to stop being so silly about it.

No you misunderstood me; I don't teach my daughter to kill them, she thinks I'm saving them and putting them in the loo for a swim lol

I know I'm being silly, I can see that, but I can't stop it.

Do what I did, hang fire and cope best you can until your daughter can put them out for you  ::D:: 

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:20 pm

eddie wrote:
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Killing spiders will not cure you - in fact it will make you worse. Encouraging your child to kill them will make her the same. If you treat them like living creatures which have a right to be on this earth, that will be a start. I cured myself after a spider ran all over me on a train, and two of them appeared in the car when I was driving. When you realise that you can't avoid them and that you might actually crash your car, you tend to want to stop being so silly about it.

No you misunderstood me; I don't teach my daughter to kill them, she thinks I'm saving them and putting them in the loo for a swim lol

I know I'm being silly, I can see that, but I can't stop it.

She'll find out one day that you're killing them. You're giving her the message that spiders are bad and something to be afraid of. Besides, there's no need for you to kill them. As I said, if you do that, you will continue to be afraid of them.

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:22 pm

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eddie wrote:

No you misunderstood me; I don't teach my daughter to kill them, she thinks I'm saving them and putting them in the loo for a swim lol

I know I'm being silly, I can see that, but I can't stop it.

Do what I did, hang fire and cope best you can until your daughter can put them out for you  ::D:: 

Really bad idea. Having to depend on other people to remove spiders is so restrictive. I have a friend who had to ring people to come round and remove them for her!

The thing is that in the UK at least you can't avoid spiders. It's not like having a phobia about snakes, for example, where you rarely have to deal with a snake. The best thing is to get over the fear. I still don't like them obviously, but I can deal with them myself now.

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:29 pm

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Do what I did, hang fire and cope best you can until your daughter can put them out for you  ::D:: 

Really bad idea. Having to depend on other people to remove spiders is so restrictive. I have a friend who had to ring people to come round and remove them for her!

The thing is that in the UK at least you can't avoid spiders. It's not like having a phobia about snakes, for example, where you rarely have to deal with a snake. The best thing is to get over the fear. I still don't like them obviously, but I can deal with them myself now.

No I manage thank you I once sat on top of a dining room table for four hours until ex came home as there was a spider between me and the door.  affraid lol! 

Nowadays if all else fails I have a super long hoover pipe that means I can get them from 6 foot away.

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:32 pm

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Really bad idea. Having to depend on other people to remove spiders is so restrictive. I have a friend who had to ring people to come round and remove them for her!

The thing is that in the UK at least you can't avoid spiders. It's not like having a phobia about snakes, for example, where you rarely have to deal with a snake. The best thing is to get over the fear. I still don't like them obviously, but I can deal with them myself now.

No I manage thank you I once sat on top of a dining room table for four hours until ex came home as there was a spider between me and the door.  affraid lol! 

Nowadays if all else fails I have a super long hoover pipe that means I can get them from 6 foot away.

So you wasted four hours when you could have dealt with it yourself.

When a spider ran across me and I didn't scream because I was in public, I realised that the fear was all self-induced and could be controlled.

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:41 pm

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No I manage thank you I once sat on top of a dining room table for four hours until ex came home as there was a spider between me and the door.  affraid lol! 

Nowadays if all else fails I have a super long hoover pipe that means I can get them from 6 foot away.

So you wasted four hours when you could have dealt with it yourself.

When a spider ran across me and I didn't scream because I was in public, I realised that the fear was all self-induced and could be controlled.

When my ex husband though he was being funny taking me to a tarantula tank at the zoo I screamed the place down, vomited on his shoes and fainted.

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Post by eddie on Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:57 pm

Well I've made the spider spray
We shall see . Suspect

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Post by Fuzzy Zack on Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:25 pm

eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

It's spider mating season. The spiders you're seeing are 'males seeking a female'.

Don't kill them. They're just horny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/natureuk/posts/A-life-story-of-large-house-spiders

Use conckers placed near the window to stop them coming in. It's what garlic is to vampires.


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Post by Cass on Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:29 pm

so what? they cant stay in their own homes and watch pay for porn on Tv?

and I don't have conkers over here.....so now what??

eds what is this spray you have?

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Post by Fuzzy Zack on Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:40 pm

Cass wrote:so what? they cant stay in their own homes and watch pay for porn on Tv?

and I don't have conkers over here.....so now what??

eds what is this spray you have?

You're not very hospitable. A good host would have prepaid porn in their guest room. Smile
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Post by eddie on Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:22 pm

Cass wrote:so what? they cant stay in their own homes and watch pay for porn on Tv?

and I don't have conkers over here.....so now what??

eds what is this spray you have?

Alcohol mixed with lemongrass oil Cass.
Sprayed all the outside windows and doors as well as indoors.

I'll let you know Suspect

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Post by Cass on Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:55 am

Fuzzy Zack wrote:
Cass wrote:so what? they cant stay in their own homes and watch pay for porn on Tv?

and I don't have conkers over here.....so now what??

eds what is this spray you have?

You're not very hospitable. A good host would have prepaid porn in their guest room. Smile

hey that's not fair.....I offered to put eds up in my attic crawl space.....

eds let me know how you get on.....I have booked the pest control guy for Wednesday....you have to out here at least quarterly...I wish I could at work.....the beetles have gone now we have crickets AND A REAL LIVE SCORPION ON SATURDAY MORNING.......sorry for the screaming.......I hoovered him up with the vacuum hose....may he rest in pieces.....

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:14 am

We should live in peace with the hardier species that will eventually inherit this planet we're making uninhabitable for ourselves! But here, here's a gif -- if you can accept its reality, you can live without fear of spiders ...



They (the hundreds of them just in this one tiny space) truly mean you no harm Smile

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Post by stardesk on Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:34 am

I agree with Ben. They exist, just like you, me, and millions of other life-forms, therefore they have a right to that existance.
As said, the simplest and kindest thing to do, if you can't pick them up, is catch them in a container and put outside.

Traditionally the Chinese wouldn't harm a spider because they do catch the flies. Fear of them can be tackled and overcome if you think along diffrent lines.

Poor little buggers, they can't hurt you can they, unless you're in the tropics and they are poisonous.

PS: I suppose it's easy for me to accept creepy crawlies, being born and bred in the country. City people obviously don't come into contact with such things in the quantity we do.

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Post by Lone Wolf on Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:56 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
We should live in peace with the hardier species that will eventually inherit this planet we're making uninhabitable for ourselves! But here, here's a gif -- if you can accept its reality, you can live without fear of spiders ...



They (the hundreds of them just in this one tiny space) truly mean you no harm Smile
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GOTTA admire the way that the idiotic cowardly wimp on that video is using a cotton bud to disturb the spiders nest...

IF he/she were a real man, she'd be using bare hands !


I've probably disturbed dozens of spider nests over the years that contained hundreds and even thousands of babies..

NOT just a few dozen ! Razz

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Post by Lone Wolf on Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:00 pm

Guest wrote:I taken a photo on my phone of the spider that was in the cupboard, which was the same as one I had found in the bathroom on the scales to other day.   It was a Huntsman Spider definitely:



Matched my the pic on my phone exactly.  

cyclops THAT doesn't look like ANY Huntsman spiders that I have ever seen !!!

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Post by Frazzled on Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:07 pm

That's the last time I open this thread.  Nearly had a heart attack. Seriously.
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Post by Lone Wolf on Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:08 pm

Arrow

THE following images were taken using an Olympus µ 5mp compact camera, set on "Auto" :

Huntsman Spider - I left this one in the house to eat any flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches that crossed it's path..


THIS python had it's eyes on a possum living in a neighbour's garage here, before I dragged it out ready for a snake catcher to relocate it :

Diamond Python -


HERE, we have a swarm that set up home in a stack of boxes that were waiting to be repainted :

European Honeybees -


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Post by Cass on Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:18 pm

Frazzled wrote:That's the last time I open this thread.  Nearly had a heart attack. Seriously.

ditto. I feel quite ill now. and I wonder what bugs/icky things await me at work today.......

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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:32 pm

I hate this thread!
You're all weird spider-loving freaks of nature! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Lone Wolf on Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:55 pm

Cool

WHAT all of you ladies need is to have a seat, and take a load off your feet :



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Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:18 pm

eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

It can be done eddie. This is the time of year when spiders will come into the house, so you don't want your life to be ruled by fear of these critters.

When you've had a massive spider run all over you on a train and managed to not freak out, then you will be on the way to a cure - try it, it works. Laughing

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Post by Cass on Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:36 pm

Lone Wolf wrote:Cool

WHAT all of you ladies need is to have a seat, and take a load off your feet :



::dunno::

GO AWAY YOU HORRIBLE MAN......

yesterday one of my patrons told me she had a green Mojave outside her back door.......she lives 1000 feet or so from the library......lets just hope he stays there ......by the time the animal control people came he was long gone.....I'm. off to Home Depot shortly to buy a machete .......

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:13 pm

Reptiles love to sun themselves in the morning. Once had a friend who had a job on the Papago Reservation, in a house trailer. She would arrive every morning with 8 or 9 side-winders sunning themselves on the steps.

She said the first one in the morning had to take a broom (left for the occasions) and sweep the critters off the steps before entering.

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Original Quill wrote:Reptiles love to sun themselves in the morning. Once had a friend who had a job on the Papago Reservation, in a house trailer. She would arrive every morning with 8 or 9 side-winders sunning themselves on the steps.

She said the first one in the morning had to take a broom (left for the occasions) and sweep the critters off the steps before entering.

a broom? don't make me laff......I'd use tactical warheads if I had the cash

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:23 pm

lol! I have to admit, she was a bit cavalier when telling about it.

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Post by eddie on Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:41 pm

Can someone tell wolf he is absolutely off my Xmas card list!

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:37 pm

DON'T LOOK!!!!










(don't say I didn't warn you!)








But what you need to take care of those mean ol' snakes is a (galloping) spider:


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Post by eddie on Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:53 pm

Okay see this is why I disbelieve all the crap I've been told ie:
Spiders will away run into cracks and walls etc so if you see a spider in your bedroom it won't go near you it'll run and find a hole

Bollocks!!

The other night, I saw a slider in my hallway, went to grab a tissue to kill it and it ran under the cupboard door in the hallway.
Then the same spider must've run out of the hallway cupboard and into my daughter's bedroom (opposite cupboard and yes, it was the same one!)
Again, I tried to kill it but missed and it ran under her bookcase. I sprayed the area with my lemongrass oil spray thingy and all was quiet.

Them just now!!! Same fecking spider ran under her bed!!

I killed the fucker.


So they don't just "run away and hide" they stalk the hallways and bedrooms of innocent unsuspecting people.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:03 pm

eddie wrote:Okay see this is why I disbelieve all the crap I've been told ie:
Spiders will away run into cracks and walls etc so if you see a spider in your bedroom it won't go near you it'll run and find a hole

Bollocks!!

The other night, I saw a slider in my hallway, went to grab a tissue to kill it and it ran under the cupboard door in the hallway.
Then the same spider must've run out of the hallway cupboard and into my daughter's bedroom (opposite cupboard and yes, it was the same one!)
Again, I tried to kill it but missed and it ran under her bookcase. I sprayed the area with my lemongrass oil spray thingy and all was quiet.

Them just now!!! Same fecking spider ran under her bed!!

I killed the fucker.


So they don't just "run away and hide" they stalk the hallways and bedrooms of innocent unsuspecting people.

Uh-oh, hope you don't end up on the wrong end of a spider vendetta ...

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Post by eddie on Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:41 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay see this is why I disbelieve all the crap I've been told ie:
Spiders will away run into cracks and walls etc so if you see a spider in your bedroom it won't go near you it'll run and find a hole

Bollocks!!

The other night, I saw a slider in my hallway, went to grab a tissue to kill it and it ran under the cupboard door in the hallway.
Then the same spider must've run out of the hallway cupboard and into my daughter's bedroom (opposite cupboard and yes, it was the same one!)
Again, I tried to kill it but missed and it ran under her bookcase. I sprayed the area with my lemongrass oil spray thingy and all was quiet.

Them just now!!! Same fecking spider ran under her bed!!

I killed the fucker.


So they don't just "run away and hide" they stalk the hallways and bedrooms of innocent unsuspecting people.

Uh-oh, hope you don't end up on the wrong end of a spider vendetta ...

Eh??? Suspect do you know something I don't???? Shocked

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Post by Lone Wolf on Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:59 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:
DON'T LOOK!!!!

(don't say I didn't warn you!)

But what you need to take care of those mean ol' snakes is a (galloping) spider:


Cool

I CAN well believe that video clip if that was a baby snake only about 10-15cm or so long...

BACK in the mid 1980s, I rescued a similar sized young snake from being caught in a spider web underneath a table, and released it in scrub on the north bank of the Brunswick River (about 20kms north of Byron Bay..).     What a Face

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