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Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

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Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:10 pm

What the fuck?

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:14 pm

Tippy-toe ever so quietly 'cross the table.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:38 pm

Did you see that thing? It was the size of an actual dinner plate?
Fuck about!

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:05 pm

We had one about that size that would come out on the screen of our Arcadia door (to the patio) of our home in the Tucson Mountains. On warm summer evenings we would sit out there, sipping beer, and watch the lights of Tucson come up.

We thought she was just sociable, and wanted to join us. But then someone pointed out that when we came out, we turned on the patio lights, and that attracted flies, which attracted her.

They are harmless, except if you antagonize them and they bite you. You can get a bad infection from a tarantula bite.

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Post by sassy on Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:14 pm

Not a spider, but a coconut crab, but might give you the willies


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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:54 pm

The crab doesn't bother me. No idea why.
It's just spiders then.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Original Quill on Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:24 pm

Actually, a cracked Alaskan King Crab would be tasty for dinner tonight.  Either freshly steamed, with a garlic butter dip, or cooked and chilled, with a thousand island and lemon dressing.



But, I digress.

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Post by eddie on Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:31 pm

Digress away. It gets rid of all the spider pics at least.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Lord Foul on Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:52 pm

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by smelly-bandit on Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:47 pm



A sunbather, engrossed in her music, fails to notice a tarantula is sat on her shoulder

shit is about to get real!!!!! lol!

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Cass on Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:50 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
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Eds-yes it’s baffling

CGF- I’ll take the itching any day.

How bout them Packers?

I fail to see your point.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Original Quill on Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:04 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:

A sunbather, engrossed in her music, fails to notice a tarantula is sat on her shoulder

shit is about to get real!!!!! lol!

Actually, he's not very big. My daughter used to get wolf spiders about that size, that would leap onto her her head and shoulders. They had fallen into the pool, and when she went for a swim they would jump on her to keep from drowning.

Can't really blame 'em. You'd just flick them off, then help them onto the deck, where they would skitter away.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:12 am

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Ten legs ?!?


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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by nicko on Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:41 am

I counted 10, what's those two little bits at the front, feelers?
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