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Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

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Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:31 am

Whaaaaaaaat??

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Post by nicko on Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:56 am

When my Son was in Iraq he saw a Camel Spider, He said it was as big as a dinner plate, it was running around in the Firing Range, guess what killed it ?
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:12 pm

nicko wrote:When my Son was in Iraq he saw a Camel Spider,  He said it was as big as a dinner plate, it was running around in the Firing Range,  guess what killed it ?

An even bigger spider? affraid

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by nicko on Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:55 pm

actually IT was a full mag of 5.56mm !
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:01 pm

nicko wrote:actually IT was a full mag of 5.56mm !

Still less scary than a bigger spider-eating spider!

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:19 am

"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Original Quill on Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:42 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

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Ben will you please shrink your avatar? It's annoying when I can't read your post.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Vintage on Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:35 pm

I can let you have a couple of hundred of those really fragile looking long legged spiders, that form huge untidy webs, I'm told they are good, Ithink someone on here said so, they kill and eat all sorts of bugs and the big spiders. Personally I'll take the big house spiders that I only see rarely. The little ones are all over my basement, only turn your back and there's a new web, get rid of them and they are back next day.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:55 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

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Ain't gonna happen.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:08 am

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Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

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Ben will you please shrink your avatar?  It's annoying when I can't read your post.

Sorry, got it taken care of now. I was sans internet for most of today and pissy-ass drunk most of yesterday.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Original Quill on Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:14 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
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Ben will you please shrink your avatar?  It's annoying when I can't read your post.

Sorry, got it taken care of now. I was sans internet for most of today and pissy-ass drunk most of yesterday.

Oh kewl. Now it's a most handsome frontiersman. Good job. Laughing

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Vicar of Dibley (vod) on Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:46 pm

The spiders are monsters this year - my mum has phoned me a few times to go and rescue her lol.
Honestly they're getting bigger and uglier .

I sleep with a king size mosquito net over the bed I just can't sleep knowing they might crawl on me . I was in bed a few years back and a huge spider crawled on my shoulder onto the pillow and on the bed I had a panic attack i was shaken- might sound pathetic to some but I just can't bare them they're so ugly and make me feel panicky .

I have to kill them its no good .

sorry to all you spider lovers Sad

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Vicar of Dibley (vod) on Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:51 pm

This protects me from spiders lol!


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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:52 pm

Vintage wrote:I can let you have a couple of hundred of those really fragile looking long legged spiders, that form huge untidy webs, I'm told they are good, Ithink someone on here said so, they kill and eat all sorts of bugs and the big spiders. Personally I'll take the big house spiders that I only see rarely. The little ones are all over my basement, only turn your back and there's a new web, get rid of them and they are back next day.

Pholcidae or Cellar spiders. They're all over the place. I'm sure there never used to be that many.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:32 am

look, you can even pet a spider


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