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Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

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Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:11 pm

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People who think that those who kill spiders, have psychological problems, talk absolute wank.


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SAYS the crazy woman who kills innocent critters that never did her any harm...

ALL because she believes they have too many, and too long, legs..        

IRRATIONAL fears are the sign of an irrational mind.



Irrational. I'll let you know when I see it.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:57 am

affraid

YOU, You, you....

You spiderist you; (a.k.a. arachnophobes..).

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:28 am

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No thanks. I'll carry on killing them and doing a nervous jig  whilst I carry their bodies to the toilet.


Idea

PEOPLE who continue to wantonly kill innocent little spidies (a.k.a. God's living and walking fly and mosquito eaters..) undoubtedly have deep seated psychological issues...

tongue

The next time I am confronted by a six-eyed sand spider I'll tell him you said that...just before I shout "I am the great ruler of the universe" and swat him!
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:38 pm

Laughing

YOU PEOPLE don't know what real spiders are, Fred  !!!

Just be happy that you don't live in Australia or the Americas..       Cool

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:50 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Laughing

YOU PEOPLE don't know what real spiders are, Fred  !!!

Just be happy that you don't live in Australia or the Americas..       Cool


No, nowt very exciting here Wolfie, but I've had quite a few close encounters of a "I-need-clean-underpants" kind in various parts of Africa and Mexico! One or two evil looking little sods in the Middle East too, but spiders tend to be the least of one's worries there.
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:15 pm

If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:50 pm

eddie wrote:If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:18 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
eddie wrote:If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......

Do you dislike them too? I think it's all the legs. I don't think something should have that many legs.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:39 am

eddie wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......

Do you dislike them too? I think it's all the legs. I don't think something should have that many legs.

Can't say I particularly like them, but I do feel a bit sorry for them when they disappear up the Hoover tube when I'm doing my housework.
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:05 am

Smilie face spider mum

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:46 pm

Still not cute are they?

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:50 pm

eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

well the eggs haven't hatched yet..
but I'm sure they will be little Cuties when they do

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:01 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

well the eggs haven't hatched yet..
but I'm sure they will be little Cuties when they do

Hmmmm. I'm sure they won't.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:03 am

https://i.imgur.com/0QDtLVM.mp4


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Post by eddie on Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:38 am

I'm not clicking that link Veya. Uh uh.

I had a spider the size of the whole fucking world on my second floor hallway landing last night.
Fuck that! Down the toilet it went.

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Post by nicko on Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:14 am

Eddie, you do realise all her kids will come looking for her.
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Invasion of giant house spiders as mating season begins

Post by Guest on Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:27 pm



It’s that time of year again, when spiders begin to crawl out from their summer siestas and start to invade our homes.

Last year, Britain's wet summer sparked a rise in the number of spiders creeping into our homes seeking shelter – so what can we expect this year?

It’s more bad news for arachnophobes, with ‘sex-crazed’ spiders apparently making their way indoors as mating season begins, the Manchester Evening News (MEN) reports.

Some of the spiders could be as ‘big as mice’, according to MEN, with one expert explaining that the arachnids have actually been hiding in our homes all summer.

“The male spiders come out the woodwork during this time of year as it is breeding season and they are searching for female spiders,” explained Steve McGrail, from Pro-Kill Environmental.

“They are actually there in the home at other times of year but they are hidden away - under the floor, in the attic, in the basement. If you find them, it’s pretty much impossible to rid your house of them.

“They may disappear for a period of time, but other spiders will come in their place. The best thing to do if you find them is put them in a shed - it’s a case of out of sight, out of mind. If you put them outside, they are likely to die.”

There have also been rather alarming reports of cannibal Daddy-longlegs invading our homes. However, the charity Buglife insists that having different species of spiders are “essential for keeping down pests in the home”.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/invasion-of-giant-house-spiders-coming-as-mating-season-begins/


Eddie, Eddie where are you?????

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:41 pm



ENCOURAGING Spiders around the garden, especially around friut and vegetables, will greatly reduce the need for using pesticides...         cheers

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:49 am



The creepy-crawly world of spiders recently got a new member: Aphonopelma johnnycashi, a tarantula species named for the late country singer Johnny Cash. The spider is abundant near Folsom State Prison in California, where Cash recorded a famous live album in 1968. The tarantula's dark coloration also reminded researchers of Cash's preference for black attire.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:50 pm

blackie333 wrote:
eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

I bet you've dated uglier guys than that spider Eds Laughing


No but I once dated a Vietnamese woman with seven legs.

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Post by Syl on Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:19 pm

Apart from the monster spiders that are now coming indoors (we have had 2 so far, but we always get loads...OH blames the ivy clad walls) there are 2 BILLION daddy longlegs set to invade...(I hate them almost as much as spiders)

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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:24 pm

Don't like those either

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:28 am

The lower one looks like an Arizona wolf spider. Used to lift them out of the pool...with thousands of babies on her back.

They're great, cause they eat crickets and bark scorpions that get into the house.

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Post by eddie on Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:49 am

They're not spiders. They are mammals!

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:27 am

they're just as big as a small mammal

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Post by eddie on Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:38 pm

veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you? No

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:30 pm

eddie wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you? No

Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
for some strange reason I do
Twisted Evil Razz Razz Razz Razz
I always think of you when i see a big spider now Wink

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Post by eddie on Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:42 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you? No

Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
for some strange reason I do
Twisted Evil Razz Razz Razz Razz
I always think of you when i see a big spider now Wink

You're a masochist. I really really don't like them.
I think I'll come back as a spider now....as punishment. Sad

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:17 pm

Look at this video
I can get it to Post
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/huntsman-spider-photo-scaring-the-internet/news-story/b4fb41cd7cdf30f4f8701aa3e20502a1#itm=newscomau%7Chome%7Cnca-homepage-topstories%7C5%7Clink%7Chomepage%7Chomepage&itmt=1478207732433
Spider Caught a Mouse

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Post by eddie on Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:46 pm

Oh my god!! It caught a mouse!! A fucking mouse!
Why did I watch that???

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:47 pm

Original Quill wrote:
The lower one looks like an Arizona wolf spider.  Used to lift them out of the pool...with thousands of babies on her back.

They're great, cause they eat crickets and bark scorpions that get into the house.



WE have some species of both wolf spiders and mouse spiders down here...

Also, there is one species of Tarantula that lives in Oz..
Lives up in northern Qld, where it used to be known as the (giant) "bird eating spider"; although apparently it doesn't really eat birds..

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Post by Jules on Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:58 pm

Spiders don't bother me.  
If I see any approaching me, I always think: "come at me, let's see who's the boss here".  

I dispose of them humanely though. No need to kill them.

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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:34 am

I would DIE if that were me.
It was the size of his hand Shocked

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:17 pm

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/meet-hortense-the-mailbox-huntsman-scaring-everyone-on-the-internet/news-story/678f9f03307595263e8e957e7b600691

Mrs Joyce’s nephews dubbed the spider “Hortense, Protector of the Post”.
And some of the other local children even built her a little nursery for her young ones ahead of the big day.
“We checked on her every day since she moved in six weeks ago and yesterday the eggs hatched,’’ she said.
“There were hundreds, at least two hundred…we were incredibly excited.”
Video shows the seething mass of miniature spiders crawling near their proud mother inside their new home.
The proud mother spider sat close to her babies to protect them after they hatched. The sight would be enough to make most people’s skin crawl.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:35 am

        G'Day             

IMAGINE what these stories will do for the reputation of Aussies abroad  !!!

Already reknown for having the most dangerous critters on the planet -- the world's most venomous spiders and snakes, people swimming with sharks, Bindi Irwin living in the middle of a crocodile park..

And now we have these kids encouraging giant man-eating spiders to thrive in their letter box -- many foreigners will imagine Oz full of mad 'Crocodile Dundee' types...   Razz                 sunny

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:12 am

well I used to call the Huntsman that lived in my Car 'spider guards' .
car was never stolen so they must of been good guards

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:44 am

Do you enjoy torturing me? Sad

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by nicko on Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:52 am

My cat loves to chase them, when he catches them he EATS them !
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:38 pm

nicko wrote:My cat loves to chase them,   when he catches them he EATS them !

Cats seem quite resistant to spider venom, even down here cat owners/slaves say they hunt them around the house

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Post by nicko on Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:22 pm

I'M glad you mentioned "slaves" that's just what we are to our cats.
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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:53 pm

nicko wrote:My cat loves to chase them,   when he catches them he EATS them !


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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:54 am

nicko wrote:I'M glad you mentioned "slaves"  that's just what we are to our cats.


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Post by nicko on Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:38 am

My cat has a" flap" to the outside in the door, if he wants to go out he will sit by it if I am in the room and give me "that look" till I open the door.

If I am not in the room he will quite happily go through it and back again !
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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

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