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Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

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Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Post by Lone Wolf on Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:03 am

eddie wrote:
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Uh-oh, hope you don't end up on the wrong end of a spider vendetta ...


Eh??? Suspect do you know something I don't???? Shocked

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:15 am

What kind of organization must they possess to build those webs? ::rfth:: ::rfth:: ::rfth::

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:03 pm

Lone Wolf wrote:
eddie wrote:
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Uh-oh, hope you don't end up on the wrong end of a spider vendetta ...


Eh??? Suspect do you know something I don't???? Shocked

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I was just starting to like you :aspffftas:

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:50 am





http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/nope#4a8vgew

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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:19 pm

Oh get lost Veya Evil or Very Mad

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:59 pm

I just happened to be reading a buzz feed geek geek geek geek geek geek that I thought you might like Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

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Post by Lone Wolf on Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:04 pm

clown

I HAVE a rubber spider just like the one that goon has stuck up on the ceiling in that prank video...

IT IS part of a set of three different sizes, that I bought at a discount store back in the 1980s..

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Post by eddie on Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:21 pm

veya_victaous wrote:I just happened to be reading a buzz feed geek geek geek geek geek geek  that I thought you might like Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


Pffffff yeah right No

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:15 pm

eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

Yes, stop eating curds and whey and they won't bother you Laughing

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Post by Cass on Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:04 am

Irn Bru wrote:
eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!
Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.
I hate them and they freak me out.
Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

Yes, stop eating curds and whey and they won't bother you Laughing

I did. no they didn't. NEXT.....

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by eddie on Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:50 am

Irn Bru wrote:
eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

Yes, stop eating curds and whey and they won't bother you Laughing


Hahahahahaha you got my thanks button points for that
Did make me smile lol!

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Post by veya_victaous on Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:52 am

Sorry for being Mean eddie Here

Take some Candy Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool




Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil



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Post by eddie on Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:31 am


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Post by Guest on Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:19 pm

They are getting bigger and bigger I swear it. They are bloody everywhere!

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Post by eddie on Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:03 pm

Nems wrote:They are getting bigger and bigger I swear it. They are bloody everywhere!


Shhhh! Don't talk about it or I get all itchy and twitchy Suspect

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Post by Lone Wolf on Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:56 pm

eddie wrote:
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They are getting bigger and bigger I swear it. They are bloody everywhere!


Shhhh! Don't talk about it or I get all itchy and twitchy Suspect

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HOW MANY times do I have to keep on telling you kiddies !?!

DON'T leave those used Red Bull and Mother energy drink cans out where the wildlife can find them ! bounce  bounce

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Post by eddie on Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:35 pm

Hahahahaha you dirty bugger vic lol!

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:24 pm



http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/puppysized-spider-shocks-scientist-in-rainforest/story-fnjwkt0b-1227096774572

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Post by eddie on Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:04 am

Shocked

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Post by Irn Bru on Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:01 am

eddie wrote:Shocked

This will turn your beard grey. Laughing

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/deadly-spider-found-in-shopping/ar-BB9aIuz


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Post by eddie on Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:48 am

Irn Bru wrote:
eddie wrote:Shocked

This will turn your beard grey. Laughing

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/deadly-spider-found-in-shopping/ar-BB9aIuz


Are you actually trying to kill me Irn?? No

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Post by Lone Wolf on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:31 pm

tongue

OZ also has it's own "Giant Bird Eating Spider", resident up in the tropical rainforests of Far North Queensland (FNQ) ~ Australia's sole representative of the Tarantula genus of spiders...

Growing up to a leg-span of 20-25 cms (8-10 inches), our much less toxic wee little native isn't quite as big as it's Brazilian cousin..

Anybody who does encounter it, is much more likely to die from a heart attack, than from any poisonous bites ~ in fact, I have yet to see any reports of any fatalities from actual Tarantula bites. What a Face

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Post by eddie on Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:20 pm

I'm so close to locking this thread Evil or Very Mad

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Oct 30, 2014 4:33 am



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

can someone contact eddie's husband Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 'will scare the beard off her'

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:17 am

veya_victaous wrote:

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

can someone contact eddie's husband Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 'will scare the beard off her'

More like scare her off the beard. The beard will survive ... not sure about eddie Smile

Just because I don't want to waste this picture:


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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:09 am

Look At the Cool 'Ogre Face spider' I Got in My Yard

Plant it is on is about a foot tall to give you an idea of size.

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PS it is a Ghost Chilli Plant

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Post by Lone Wolf on Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:27 am

Laughing

There's a similar spider to that in my bedroom at the moment.

There's a few more of those various types of "coffin spiders" nesting around the yard and shadehouse here this year (and less Golden orbs, at the same time..).

Maybe it's something to do with the current weather/seasonal conditions ?

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:12 pm

See no need to be scared

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Post by eddie on Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:34 pm



Get a shoe and whack it one.

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:51 am

Who are the Gnuts in the office. I notice they don't mention names. Laughing Laughing

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:41 am

Gnats
(that is how they Write 'a' look at 'and' above it and 'Party')

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:01 pm

Yep, I knew. Just couldn't resist.

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Post by eddie on Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:30 pm

Okay, what the fecking feck is wrong with you Veya?? You know I hate spiders yet this thread keeps getting bumped to the top!!!
You trying to run me outta town??

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:47 am

I'm trying to Cure you like asked Cool Cool Cool Cool yeah that's it Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:45 am

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/follow-the-spiders#.rnqOk5qog9

So how many spiders in Australia can actually kill you?

Only 2

The redback spider and the funnel-web spider have both caused fatalities in the past.
However, antivenoms for both species were created in 1956 and 1980 respectively. Billy Collett, head of the spider department at the Australian Reptile Park, told BuzzFeed that since 1979 there have been no recorded deaths from either types of spiders.
That’s right - no spiders in Australia have actually killed anyone in over 30 years.

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Re: Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

Post by Guest on Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:11 pm

eddie wrote:Okay, what the fecking feck is wrong with you Veya?? You know I hate spiders yet this thread keeps getting bumped to the top!!!
You trying to run me outta town??

Naughty Veya!

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Post by Irn Bru on Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:49 am

A Spider Lived Inside Man’s Body For 3 Days After Burrowing Into His Skin Through A Scar

OMG. Body check everyone Laughing

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Post by Cass on Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:22 am

veya_victaous wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/follow-the-spiders#.rnqOk5qog9

So how many spiders in Australia can actually kill you?

Only 2

The redback spider and the funnel-web spider have both caused fatalities in the past.
However, antivenoms for both species were created in 1956 and 1980 respectively. Billy Collett, head of the spider department at the Australian Reptile Park, told BuzzFeed that since 1979 there have been no recorded deaths from either types of spiders.
That’s right - no spiders in Australia have actually killed anyone in over 30 years.

2 too many thankyouverymuch and thatmeansitiswayoverduetohappenanditaintgonnabeme.

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Post by Cass on Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:23 am

Irn Bru wrote:A Spider Lived Inside Man’s Body For 3 Days After Burrowing Into His Skin Through A Scar

OMG. Body check everyone Laughing

http://dummyfunny.com/a-spider-lived-inside-man-s-body-for-3-days-after-burrowing-into-his-skin-through-a-scar-2

SHUT UP NOW IRN GODDAMIT

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Post by groomsy on Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:46 am

eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:37 am

groomsy wrote:
eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah,  there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??  Sad 

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Nooo! what if they run up your leg?!

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Post by Lone Wolf on Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:10 pm

Laughing

STEP ON a Funnelweb with bare feet, or even bare legs, and it might be the last thing you step on...



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Post by eddie on Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:49 pm

veya_victaous wrote:I'm trying to Cure you like asked Cool Cool Cool Cool  yeah that's it Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


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Post by eddie on Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:51 pm

You're all bloody horrible to me.


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