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Post by Cass on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:05 pm

So my volunteer arrives so I can go to this employee recognition ceremony and he casually tells me there is a rattlesnake right by my car....

see Cass climb down from the ceiling and have a heart attack and try and get into the car from 10 feet away.....

4 hours later storms all around and trying to get back to work ahead of rain and flooded roads only to run into dust storms cause of the wind (I couldn't see more than 5 feet in front of the car) - I arrive at work and the rain came down and flooded parking lot.....

2 hours later closing up rain has stopped so I brave a newly paved road that has many dips that flood - dodge landslides, loose cattle by side of road, and one wash that is running water but not too high so I gun through it (ok I saw 5 other cars going other way so figured it was ok), 2 deer munching by side of road, lightening all around, 2 dead snakes this time (I am not guilty), and racing to beat storm again to get home. 5 mins from home the heavens open again.

the humidity is making me hair frizz and feel sticky and my cold sore hasn't healed up yet.

gotta love living in the desert......further bulletins as events warrant.......


Roger.over and out.

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Re: At work today

Post by veya_victaous on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:13 pm

Sounds like fun  ::D:: ::D:: ::D:: ::D:: Wink 

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Re: At work today

Post by Cass on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:18 pm

veya_victaous wrote:Sounds like fun  ::D:: ::D:: ::D:: ::D:: Wink 

I'm having a HUGE glass of wine.....

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:25 pm

Brooms can chase off rattlesnakes.

Tanque Verde?


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Post by Cass on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:34 pm

Original Quill wrote:Brooms can chase off rattlesnakes.

Tanque Verde?



I only use my broom at the weekends Wink

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Re: At work today

Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:43 pm

My two worst-day-at-work stories both entail driving home. In 2003 I'm a freelancer, driving home after a concert I'm supposed to write a review for; I get creamed by a drunk driver on the freeway at 2 a.m. I get a call from the editor the next day after I'm discharged from the hospital, saying they don't have space for the review (so I'm not even getting my $100 for the story). Then the police call and say they'll probably never find the drunk driver, as he and his friends fled the scene and the car was stolen ...

The other wasn't quite so bad. I'm covering a city council meeting and we keep hearing loud thunder and high winds outside. The meeting runs long so everything's died down by the time I'm driving home ... past downed trees and power lines ... Smile

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Re: At work today

Post by Cass on Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:50 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:My two worst-day-at-work stories both entail driving home. In 2003 I'm a freelancer, driving home after a concert I'm supposed to write a review for; I get creamed by a drunk driver on the freeway at 2 a.m. I get a call from the editor the next day after I'm discharged from the hospital, saying they don't have space for the review (so I'm not even getting my $100 for the story). Then the police call and say they'll probably never find the drunk driver, as he and his friends fled the scene and the car was stolen ...

The other wasn't quite so bad. I'm covering a city council meeting and we keep hearing loud thunder and high winds outside. The meeting runs long so everything's died down by the time I'm driving home ... past downed trees and power lines ... Smile

well thank goodness you were not killed by that *&$@#'Sad*.........

I'm guessing being in the tornado would've been easier than the city council meeting Smile


my shoulders and back are in AGONY after those drives.....I was so tense with concentrating. to relax I'm off to the movie The Hundred Foot Journey - French and Indian food........mmmmmm.....I will be taking a notebook and pen along......

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Re: At work today

Post by gerber on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:08 am

After such a gruelling day ( Commiserations ) and such bad luck after a concert I cordially invite you both to dinner.

Tortilla de papata avec steamed salmon pave au lemon and gambas on the BBQ . We will be drinking a young red bought on the market this morning.

The pastis is getting warm due to melting ice, I suggest post haste.



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Re: At work today

Post by Cass on Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 am

mercy buckets x

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Re: At work today

Post by feelthelove on Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:44 pm

gerber wrote:After such a gruelling day ( Commiserations ) and such bad luck  after a concert I cordially invite you both to dinner.

Tortilla de papata avec steamed salmon pave au lemon and gambas on the BBQ .  We will be drinking a young red bought on the market this morning.

The pastis is getting warm due to melting ice, I suggest post haste.



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Re: At work today

Post by eddie on Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:06 pm

Rattlesnakes?????  affraid 

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Re: At work today

Post by Cass on Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:41 pm

eddie wrote:Rattlesnakes?????  affraid 

yes Eddie....I don't joke about snakes......I had VERY BAD dreams last night......brrrrrrrrr

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Re: At work today

Post by gerber on Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:27 am

Cass wrote:
eddie wrote:Rattlesnakes?????   affraid 

yes Eddie....I don't joke about snakes......I had VERY BAD dreams last night......brrrrrrrrr

Bet it would have made a great pair of shoes or a handbag  ::rfth:: 

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Post by eddie on Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:05 am

gerber wrote:
Cass wrote:
eddie wrote:Rattlesnakes?????   affraid 

yes Eddie....I don't joke about snakes......I had VERY BAD dreams last night......brrrrrrrrr

Bet it would have made a great pair of shoes or a handbag   ::rfth:: 

 lol! 

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Post by Cass on Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:38 am

gerber wrote:
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yes Eddie....I don't joke about snakes......I had VERY BAD dreams last night......brrrrrrrrr

Bet it would have made a great pair of shoes or a handbag  ::rfth:: 

hey if you wanna get up close and personal with it to do that then gave at it girlfriend .....hes all yours.

I will see how today goes and if he reappears I will have to buy shit loads of snake away......

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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:06 am

Cass wrote:
gerber wrote:

Bet it would have made a great pair of shoes or a handbag   ::rfth:: 

hey if you wanna get up close and personal with it to do that then gave at it girlfriend .....hes all yours.

I will see how today goes and if he reappears I will have to buy shit loads of snake away......

What's Snakes Away? Like high powered insect repellant?

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Post by Cass on Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:26 pm

Sassy wrote:
Cass wrote:

hey if you wanna get up close and personal with it to do that then gave at it girlfriend .....hes all yours.

I will see how today goes and if he reappears I will have to buy shit loads of snake away......

What's Snakes Away? Like high powered insect repellant?

apparently.....its some kind of sulfer powder....he wasn't there today....ill be keeping be a beady eye out....

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Post by Cass on Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:29 pm

Sassy wrote:
Cass wrote:

hey if you wanna get up close and personal with it to do that then gave at it girlfriend .....hes all yours.

I will see how today goes and if he reappears I will have to buy shit loads of snake away......

What's Snakes Away? Like high powered insect repellant?

apparently.....its some kind of sulfer powder....he wasn't there today....ill be keeping be a beady eye out....

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:35 pm

feelthelove wrote:
gerber wrote:After such a gruelling day ( Commiserations ) and such bad luck  after a concert I cordially invite you both to dinner.

Tortilla de papata avec steamed salmon pave au lemon and gambas on the BBQ .  We will be drinking a young red bought on the market this morning.

The pastis is getting warm due to melting ice, I suggest post haste.



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Post by Cass on Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:42 pm

feelthelove wrote:
gerber wrote:After such a gruelling day ( Commiserations ) and such bad luck  after a concert I cordially invite you both to dinner.

Tortilla de papata avec steamed salmon pave au lemon and gambas on the BBQ .  We will be drinking a young red bought on the market this morning.

The pastis is getting warm due to melting ice, I suggest post haste.



Haven't drunk red since Christmas 1996, you don't want to know

oh no missus......you cant do that....if you tell me yours ill tell you mine about southern comfort Christmas 1988

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Post by gerber on Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:18 am

Cass wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Haven't drunk red since Christmas 1996, you don't want to know

oh no missus......you cant do that....if you tell me yours ill tell you mine about southern comfort Christmas 1988

Ok girls............................ SPILL

Apologies about the shoes too low low low. Taken back

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Post by feelthelove on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:33 am

gerber wrote:
Cass wrote:

oh no missus......you cant do that....if you tell me yours ill tell you mine about southern comfort Christmas 1988

Ok girls............................  SPILL

Apologies about the shoes too low low low.  Taken back

Sorry Gorgeous Gerber, I'm still so ashamed I can't share  

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Post by Cass on Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:29 pm

feelthelove wrote:
gerber wrote:

Ok girls............................  SPILL

Apologies about the shoes too low low low.  Taken back

Sorry Gorgeous Gerber, I'm still so ashamed I can't share  

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