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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:23 pm

Come Friday I'm off on a boat to the Norfolk broads.

Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.

I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.

Now, I will be driving the boat at times.....so erm.....keep an eye on the news....in case I get lost at sea or washed up on an island somewhere  Suspect 

See you on and off as I'm taking my iPad to keep my beady eye on you all  cyclops 


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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:26 pm

Hope you have a great time Eddie.

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:27 pm

I shall miss you - make sure you behave yourself didge  :astwinsas: 

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:31 pm

eddie wrote:I shall miss you - make sure you behave yourself didge  :astwinsas: 



I will be fine and is nothing personal with Eilzel on the other thread, just some things matter to me where to me Dawkins is a tit sometimes.


Will miss you too Eddie    ::::hug::::

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:43 pm

Watch out for Shady!

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Post by gerber on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:48 pm

Bet they are on the same boat.......

man the lifeboats 

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:56 pm

I would be more fearful of their intrepid crew, Master Bates, seaman Staines and Roger the cabin boy!

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:02 pm

I will,fight pirate shady for his jewels  ::pntyswrd:: 

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Post by Lone Wolf on Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:30 pm

eddie wrote:
Come Friday I'm off on a boat to the Norfolk broads.

Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.

I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.

Now, I will be driving the boat at times............................... 

 bounce 

PERSONALLY, I would prefer a yacht or a ship...

But "each to their own", as they say..

IF they're letting you "drive" the boat, I hope you have the requisite license(s), eddie ?

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Post by Lone Wolf on Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:34 pm

eddie wrote:
I will fight pirate shady for his [ family ] jewels  ::pntyswrd:: 


Shady's reaction :  ::rfth:: 

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:48 pm

Have a great time Edds
Don't break the boat xxx

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:53 pm

Knowing Eddies luck....she will get a parking ticket.......

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:46 pm

Lone Wolf wrote:
eddie wrote:
Come Friday I'm off on a boat to the Norfolk broads.

Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.

I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.

Now, I will be driving the boat at times............................... 

 bounce 

PERSONALLY, I would prefer a yacht or a ship...

But "each to their own", as they say..

IF they're letting you "drive" the boat, I hope you have the requisite license(s), eddie ?


Yes we have a licence Wolf.
Bet you're gonna miss me!  Razz 

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:47 pm

Nems wrote:Have a great time Edds
Don't break the boat xxx

I am a bit scared I might nems tbh, I'm not a very good driver  Shocked 

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:47 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Knowing Eddies luck....she will get a parking ticket.......

Pfffff. How very dare you vic!  Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by feelthelove on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:55 pm

Best of luck the Eddies! Have a fantastic time  cheers x

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:30 pm

feelthelove wrote: Best of luck the Eddies! Have a fantastic time  cheers x


Thanks FTL xx

I hope I don't end up in the middle of the sea somewhere....  lol! 

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:31 pm



I'm gonna get me a sailors hat and sing me that song when I've had me a whiskey or two  Cool 

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Post by Cass on Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:10 am

I know a few of them broads. Watch out for the low bridge at Wroxham.....don't forget to duck Smile

have fun and if you see an old black power ranger floating by, be a love and scoop it up. senior junior lost it 18 years ago overboard - traumatic time for all....ta xx

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:17 am

Why can I see Eddie Singing this  geek  geek 



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Post by Lone Wolf on Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:40 am

pirat 


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Post by gerber on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:13 am

marvellous.

Which is shady and which one eddie.............

have you been invited to the wedding BTW ?

I do have a Runcible spoon

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Post by harvesmom on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:34 am

Have a lovely time  cheers 

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Post by eddie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:00 pm

Oh aren't you all bloody funny?  :aspffftas: 

Loving the tunes Veya and Wolf
Cass I'll be sure to scoop that up don't your worry
Gerbs.....wtf???
Harves - I think you might be right.....

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Post by Eilzel on Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:30 pm

Sounds like fun Eds, have a great time xx

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Post by Cass on Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:13 pm

now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............

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Post by gerber on Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:51 pm

Cass wrote:now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............

maybe the RLNI should be forwarned....... and Billingsgate market  cheers 

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Post by eddie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:28 pm

Cass wrote:now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............

Well I didn't want to have to tell everyone about the time I caught a baby shark in the Maldives but seeing as you mentioned it.......  ::sexbnan: 

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:31 pm

Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...

Dont let the inner woman have its way  Shocked 

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Post by feelthelove on Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:19 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...

Dont let the inner woman have its way  Shocked 

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Post by eddie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:47 pm

feelthelove wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...

Dont let the inner woman have its way  Shocked 

VICTOR!!! You need to raise your game xxx


I'm going to bash him FTL!!  ::d&f:: 

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:11 pm

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Post by eddie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:13 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Tee Hee

My OH has got on my nerves today and he obviously keeps forgetting we are on a boat tomorrow.
I'll make him walk the bloody plank them I'm coming back for you vic  Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:15 pm

eddie the boat...its not called the S.S.R.N SEAVIEW is it???

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can I call you captain Nemo?

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Post by eddie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:22 pm

Victor!!!! You are very mischievous tonight!!!  No 


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eddie wrote:Victor!!!! You are very mischievous tonight!!!  No 



 :::grouch:: ...calvados..... drunken 

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Post by Cass on Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:00 am

victorisnotamused wrote:eddie the boat...its not called the S.S.R.N SEAVIEW is it???

nah its the SS Minnow


but is sure as hell ain't the Love Boat going by her post above Shocked

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Post by feelthelove on Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:25 pm

eddie wrote:
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VICTOR!!! You need to raise your game xxx


I'm going to bash him FTL!!  ::d&f:: 

Not yet, he's making me something.  I will let you know when, patience Eddie, patience

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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:26 pm

have you got AA cover???
Wheres the life boat......

watch out for icebergs affraid 

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victorisnotamused wrote:have you got AA cover???
Wheres the life boat......

watch out for icebergs affraid 


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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:10 pm

Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.

I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.

Pffffff. There was a strong wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.

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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:39 pm

eddie wrote:Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.

I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.

Pffffff. There was a strong  wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.

Men Edds no sense of priority

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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:06 pm

WHY????? were you concentrating on your bikini top???

was something trying to escape

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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:07 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.

I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.

Pffffff. There was a strong  wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.

Men Edds no sense of priority

Exactly nems. It's a halter neck bikini and the strap needed adjusting.
Oh and my sun shades needed polishing obviously.

Who put the stupid reeds there in the first place?  Rolling Eyes 

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Post by gerber on Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:34 pm

eddie wrote:
Nems wrote:

Men Edds no sense of priority

Exactly nems. It's a halter neck bikini and the strap needed adjusting.
Oh and my sun shades needed polishing obviously.

Who put the stupid reeds there in the first place?  Rolling Eyes 

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