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Blair applies to be Caliph

Post by gerber on Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:49 am

FORMER prime minister Tony Blair has submitted his CV to the newly-declared Islamic Caliphate in the Middle East.



“I adjust well to warm climates and foreign food”
Already hugely successful in his role as Middle East peace envoy, Blair believes he is perfectly suited to be the unquestioned supreme leader of a new Islamist era.
He said: “In my previous role I was instrumental in creating networks of Islamic extremists in Iraq and Afghanistan using an innovative mix of aerial bombings and ground invasions.
“Feel free to check my references – there are very few jihadis who wouldn’t name Tony Blair and Operation Iraqi Liberation as their direct inspiration.





http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/blair-applies-to-be-caliph-2014070188142


Seems a marriage made in heaven to me.

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Re: Blair applies to be Caliph

Post by Guest on Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:17 am

Hugely successful in his role?

Now, how is that measured? By how many meetings he attends, high powered friends he makes, back-room deals?

Or how many people are dying?


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Re: Blair applies to be Caliph

Post by gerber on Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:15 am

Did you notice the newspaper ref ?

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Re: Blair applies to be Caliph

Post by SEXY MAMA on Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:19 am

Lololol.

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Re: Blair applies to be Caliph

Post by Guest on Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:41 am

Spot on Gerbs! But even though taking the proverbial, the Daily Mash often is.

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