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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:28 pm

Tomorrow night everyone will have voted who is going to vote. How about, just for one blissful night, we outlaw muslims, ukip, labour, conservatives etc etc and talk about stuff that is actually worth talking about. Because at the moment, it's hardly worth posting and as boring as fuck.

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed May 21, 2014 10:39 pm

Football  cheers 

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Post by eddie on Wed May 21, 2014 10:39 pm

But I wanted to go into real detail about my trip to the local polling station, what I wore, how many Muslims I encountered along the way, how many lesbian thoughts I had, which party I voted for and their complete manifesto and what the man next to me said about immigration!!!

Oh well. I'll have to discuss the weather then and also the new shoes I'm planning to buy  cheers 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:42 pm

I do agree with you Sass, and wanted to suggest the same!..at leat just for a bit...give ourselves a break.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:44 pm

Irn Bru wrote:Football  cheers 


Let's hope the Jambos will be back where they belong soon Irn...and how great it would be to see the Huns stay in the div 1 !!!!
If the Gers think Div one will be a walkover they need to think again!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:45 pm

See if we can think of some interesting subjects tomorrow.  cheers 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:46 pm

I cannot think, for one instance, of ANYTHING more mind numbingly BORING than














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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:47 pm

eddie wrote:But I wanted to go into real detail about my trip to the local polling station, what I wore, how many Muslims I encountered along the way, how many lesbian thoughts I had, which party I voted for and their complete manifesto and what the man next to me said about immigration!!!

Oh well. I'll have to discuss the weather  then and also the new shoes I'm planning to buy  cheers 

ha ha , the weather is going to be raining tomorrow on our coast so i best take my umbrella , i bought a new one navy with blue spots  Laughing 

Oh and my grandson has one too with spiderman on it he might get a chance to use tomorrow bless him x

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:47 pm

Sassy wrote:See if we can think of some interesting subjects tomorrow.   cheers 


I've a few for harmless fun Sass, but I'm not sure wether to bother as some may see them as something else.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:48 pm

Besides which...there is a sports section for that.....

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:49 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Besides which...there is a sports section for that.....

Who you telling Vic?..me , Irn or both?

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Post by eddie on Wed May 21, 2014 10:49 pm

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eddie wrote:But I wanted to go into real detail about my trip to the local polling station, what I wore, how many Muslims I encountered along the way, how many lesbian thoughts I had, which party I voted for and their complete manifesto and what the man next to me said about immigration!!!

Oh well. I'll have to discuss the weather  then and also the new shoes I'm planning to buy  cheers 

ha ha , the weather is going to be raining tomorrow on our coast so i best take my umbrella , i bought a new one navy with blue spots  Laughing 

Oh and my grandson has one too with spiderman on it he might get a chance to use tomorrow bless him x

I have a see-through umbrella!! It's a bit like a kids one and it brings out the hippy in me hahahaha
My little jas loves the rain as she just wants to splash in muddy puddles like Peppa Pig  Rolling Eyes 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:51 pm

eddie wrote:
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ha ha , the weather is going to be raining tomorrow on our coast so i best take my umbrella , i bought a new one navy with blue spots  Laughing 

Oh and my grandson has one too with spiderman on it he might get a chance to use tomorrow bless him x

I have a see-through umbrella!! It's a bit like a kids one and it brings out the hippy in me hahahaha
My little jas loves the rain as she just wants to splash in muddy puddles like Peppa Pig  Rolling Eyes 


Wee Jasmine is quite right Eddie...Peppa Pig is braw!Smile

My wee lad had a phase of that too!!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:52 pm

Save the Whale. Someone who does good in the neighbourhood. I don't care, just not same old, same old, same old.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:57 pm

save the whale.....save trees...pickle a squirrel

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 10:59 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:save the whale.....save trees...pickle a squirrel

Can't say I agree, but it's not the red squirrel surely Victor?

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:03 pm

nope JD, I wouldnt go after them...its them damn foreigners again...them grey immigrants....

wreck trees and spread disease.....

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:07 pm

Shurrrup Victor, this thread is about NOT same old same old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:09 pm

://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:17 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:nope JD, I wouldnt go after them...its them damn foreigners again...them grey immigrants....

wreck trees and spread disease.....


Disease... it's gotta be done then Vic!!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:18 pm

Joy Division wrote:I do agree with you Sass, and wanted to suggest the same!..at leat just for a bit...give ourselves a break.


Well, how incredible is that!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:19 pm

Nope, disease not allowed, depressing!

I'll go grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr again, and Victor knows I can turn really nasty - well he ought to, he was told often enough!  ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:22 pm

To be fair JD...grey squirrels are little more than tree rats...

some of the shooters eat em

but.....NOOOOOOOOOOO

I shoot em as I see em, to keep their numbers in check a bit, but dont actively "hunt them"

they can carry all the diseases a rat can...
PLUS...by their activities they carry tree diseases around an area...

AND whats worse....they rob songbird nests for eggs and young.....

nasty little blighters....

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:24 pm

Its bad I tell ya JD.....

being attacked by sassy is a terrible experience.....

bit like being savaged by a gold fish....... Razz 

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:25 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:To be fair JD...grey squirrels are little more than tree rats...

some of the shooters eat em

but.....NOOOOOOOOOOO

I shoot em as I see em, to keep their numbers in check a bit,  but dont actively "hunt them"

they can carry all the diseases a rat can...
PLUS...by their activities they carry tree diseases around an area...

AND whats worse....they rob songbird nests for eggs and young.....

nasty little blighters....

So do Jackdaws and Jays, our robins stopped nesting because the jackdaws got interested!

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:27 pm

All corvids are nest thieves...

they are however also on "the general licence"

which means

when I see em....

BANG

less vermin.....

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:27 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Its bad I tell ya JD.....

being attacked by sassy is a terrible experience.....

bit like being savaged by a gold fish....... Razz 

 ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: 

Yea, but I go easy on you  Twisted Evil 

Come on, you know what an awful terrible person I am  tongue 

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed May 21, 2014 11:28 pm

So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:30 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:All corvids are nest thieves...

they are however also on "the general licence"

which means

when I see em....

BANG

less vermin.....

I was really cross, the robins had even sat on the pots while I was planting, then along came the jackdaws.   Tried send the dog out, he just strolled over!   As he is a gun-dog type lab, I know he is supposed to have a 'soft mouth' and can carry an egg, but he could have been a bit rougher with the jackdaws.   Walks up the path and sits and watches the pigeons!


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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:30 pm

@ Ben.........oooer........ affraid


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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:30 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?

The Greens?

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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:46 pm

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Joy Division wrote:I do agree with you Sass, and wanted to suggest the same!..at leat just for a bit...give ourselves a break.


Well, how incredible is that!


Put that spoon back up yer erse Andy!


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Post by Guest on Wed May 21, 2014 11:47 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:To be fair JD...grey squirrels are little more than tree rats...

some of the shooters eat em

but.....NOOOOOOOOOOO

I shoot em as I see em, to keep their numbers in check a bit,  but dont actively "hunt them"

they can carry all the diseases a rat can...
PLUS...by their activities they carry tree diseases around an area...

AND whats worse....they rob songbird nests for eggs and young.....

nasty little blighters....

Gosh, that's definitely understandable Victor.

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Post by Irn Bru on Thu May 22, 2014 12:27 am

Grey squirrels are immigrants and they're taking over the whole UK.

It's true

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 12:33 am

Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 12:35 am

Joy Division wrote:Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

Up the reds! UKIP for squirrels  lol! 

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Post by Irn Bru on Thu May 22, 2014 12:41 am

Joy Division wrote:Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

It may already be too late JD. They've taken over everywhere and the indigenous Reds are in serious decline.

So sad

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 12:42 am

Irn Bru wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

It may already be too late JD. They've taken over everywhere and the indigenous Reds are in serious decline.

So sad

Gosh ..that bad Irn.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 12:43 am

Sassy wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

Up the reds!   UKIP for squirrels  lol! 

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Post by Original Quill on Thu May 22, 2014 2:16 am

Sassy wrote:Save the Whale.   Someone who does good in the neighbourhood.    I don't care, just not same old, same old, same old.

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Both Eds and I are lesbians, and we generally go prowling around the bars and hunt down little virginal girls in angora sweaters. It's fun.

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Post by eddie on Thu May 22, 2014 7:53 am

Sassy wrote:Save the Whale.   Someone who does good in the neighbourhood.    I don't care, just not same old, same old, same old.

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Well I thought I'd miss the whole muslimgayimmigrant thing on here so I'd have to do it during the day  cheers 

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 10:49 am

Original Quill wrote:
Sassy wrote:Save the Whale.   Someone who does good in the neighbourhood.    I don't care, just not same old, same old, same old.

Eds - What lesbian thoughts  Shocked 

Both Eds and I are lesbians, and we generally go prowling around the bars and hunt down little virginal girls in angora sweaters.  It's fun.

Seriously Quill, all feuding apart, that answer was more than a little bit icky! The 'little virginal girls' bit.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 10:59 am

Original Quill wrote:
Sassy wrote:Save the Whale.   Someone who does good in the neighbourhood.    I don't care, just not same old, same old, same old.

Eds - What lesbian thoughts  Shocked 

Both Eds and I are lesbians, and we generally go prowling around the bars and hunt down little virginal girls in angora sweaters.  It's fun.


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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 11:07 am

Irn Bru wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Vic will need to go out with his gun after all then!..we can't have them erasing the red squirrel.

It may already be too late JD. They've taken over everywhere and the indigenous Reds are in serious decline.

So sad
Then you need to build little tree houses for them, with the opening not big enough for the greys to get into. Read about it somewhere.

We don't get squirrels here, I miss squirrels. We get really evil polecats and weasels, which is why I can't keep chickens. Don't see any rabbits either, but plenty of absolutely huge hares, almost as big as dogs!

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Post by Guest on Thu May 22, 2014 11:11 am

Tesstacious wrote:
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It may already be too late JD. They've taken over everywhere and the indigenous Reds are in serious decline.

So sad
Then you need to build little tree houses for them, with the opening not big enough for the greys to get into.  Read about it somewhere.  

We don't get squirrels here, I miss squirrels.  We get really evil polecats and weasels, which is why I can't keep chickens.  Don't see any rabbits either, but plenty of absolutely huge hares, almost as big as dogs!

Used to watch the hares in Somerset out on the levels. Didn't know that about the smaller openings for red squirrels Tess, thanks for that.

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Post by FluffyBunny on Thu May 22, 2014 11:48 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?

The Muslim Lesbian Football fan party. It's sort of obvious when you consider it Ben  Razz 

They have a small but significant following.

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Post by FluffyBunny on Thu May 22, 2014 11:50 am

Sassy wrote:
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Both Eds and I are lesbians, and we generally go prowling around the bars and hunt down little virginal girls in angora sweaters.  It's fun.

Seriously Quill, all feuding apart, that answer was more than a little bit icky!   The 'little virginal girls' bit.

Quite.

But I am feeling a bit lesbian today  cheers 

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Post by SEXY MAMA on Thu May 22, 2014 11:54 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?


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Post by Irn Bru on Thu May 22, 2014 11:57 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?

FA Chairman Greg Dyke will know  Smile 

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Ben_Reilly wrote:So which party are Muslim lesbian football fans voting for?

FA Chairman Greg Dyke will know  Smile 

Hahaha!

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