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Post by gerber on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:28 pm

First topic message reminder :

As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both to the heat and as spotters. Uniforms will be issued as well as passes. Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating. Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras. Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas, Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav. He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him. He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and........... leading in song. Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to be commander in chief. If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat and Handy Andy are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels............. the leader of the them has to be.........


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:50 am

Irn Bru wrote:
Didge wrote:



Hi Irn


You can take the private Jet, I am going to be with Me Lady and get to share all her cookies.


No swaps Eddie


 Laughing 

Thanks for the offer Didge but I prefer the pampering that comes with business class service.

You and me lady will be a perfect match what with all these library books and the odd cookie you will be in heaven.

Laughing



Thinking about it, we might be a bit crap with the search part, as we might to too engrossed in talking history and will be unable to move after scoffing all the cookies.


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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:50 am

Sassy wrote:
eddie wrote:


 :asboredas: 

I'll buy him a tent!


Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though  cheers 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:52 am

eddie wrote:
Sassy wrote:

I'll buy him a tent!


Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though  cheers 

Oh dear, so do I!

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:55 am

Sassy wrote:
eddie wrote:


Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though  cheers 

Oh dear, so do I!

 Poor harves.

We are so in trouble when bee reads this thread and realises we kicked him out  lol! 

On that note I'm off lol

Night all xx

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:55 am

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

Didge can kiss my beautiful arse  Razz 


Happy to oblige...... cheers 

You can come and visit us because no doubt after the sugar rush both Me Lady and I will storm the cockpit to have a joy ride with the plane..


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:55 am

eddie wrote:
Sassy wrote:

I'll buy him a tent!


Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though  cheers 


...I do hope it's the only hump she gets  What a Face Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:59 am

eddie wrote:
Sassy wrote:

Oh dear, so do I!

 Poor harves.

We are so in trouble when bee reads this thread and realises we kicked him out  lol! 

On that note I'm off lol

Night all xx

Night Eddie

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:00 am

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:

Didge can kiss my beautiful arse  Razz 


Happy to oblige...... cheers 

You can come and visit us because no doubt after the sugar rush both Me Lady and I will storm the cockpit to have a joy ride with the plane..


 ::happ::   


 lol! okay cookie boy  Razz 

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:56 am

Finished setting up the Tents when are you getting here




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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:14 am

Quiero todos de ustedes ...

Dos bonitas chicas para mi? Ay!

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:45 am

I can confirm my the she that must be endured always seems contented with my flagpole and ability to pitch a tent on demand.
After a long night of action, always pleased to help with withdrawal!

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:06 pm

Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

 cheers cheers cheers 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:55 pm

Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

 cheers cheers cheers 

Cheers Irn, I thought it was too, there's nothing like a bit of forum unity and a laugh  Smile

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:45 pm

And to keep the smooth running of cabin sharing going ...

I have allocated Nems, Eddie and HM to the same cabin, the others are willing to exchange Smile

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:14 pm

Irn, lovely words thank you - but it is serious we is agoin'...........

Has anyone PMd Veya he has already done all the erecting on the beach........Looks wonderful. His toes could do with a slap of acrylic though

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Post by harvesmom on Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:25 pm

gerber wrote:Irn, lovely words thank you - but it is serious we is agoin'...........

Has anyone PMd Veya he has already done all the erecting on the beach........Looks wonderful.  His toes could do with a slap of acrylic though

He could do with some factor 25 on his legs too....
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Post by David on Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:10 pm

Joy Division wrote:As follows are the sleeping quarters...

Cabin one: Sphinx, Favva, Phil

Cabin two: Nems, Ben, SM

Cabin three: LD, IB, HA

Cabin four: Gerbs, David, VOD

Cabin five: Scrat, FTL, Tess

Cabin six:Lurker, Didge, Cass

Cabin seven: HM, Quill, Eilzel

Cabin seven: Eddie, Sassy, Bee

Cabin eight: Victor , TM , Veya


Captain's quarters:JD.


Spare wiper Blade  :BA


Anyone who was not not on original list of Gerbs has been drafted in as baggage handlers and stewards amd stewardesses.

I think I've made a fair sharing quarters list , with a fair mix..shouldn't be too controversial!

I will be a steward LOL I don't wanna be in cabin 4 don't mind gerbs but VOD lol
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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:22 pm

Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!

Just noticed, you have Bee twice lol

HA & IB... Yum!

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:58 pm

Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

 cheers cheers cheers 


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:08 pm

eddie wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

 cheers cheers cheers 


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows...... Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:11 pm

gerber wrote:
eddie wrote:


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

There are hot tubs? Could do with one of those at the mo! Book me in.

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:11 pm

gerber wrote:
eddie wrote:


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......



Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


 cheers  cheers

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:13 pm

Didge wrote:
gerber wrote:

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......



Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


 cheers  cheers

No flip flops allowed....... No No 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:15 pm

gerber wrote:
Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?




Woo hooo, bring it on.


 cheers  cheers

No flip flops allowed....... No No 

That's not fair, just bought very upmarket swish ones for my holiday in June.


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:16 pm

gerber wrote:
Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


 cheers  cheers

No flip flops allowed....... No No 


Humbug...... bounce

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:16 pm

Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:20 pm

eddie wrote:Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

Didge would look fabulartus in that. So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini. The Penguins would never forgive us

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:21 pm

gerber wrote:
eddie wrote:Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:24 pm

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Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us


You mean like this   lol!

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:29 pm

Flight details have just come through - we're flying Emirates Airways.


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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:30 pm

Didge wrote:
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Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us


You mean like this   lol!

 lol! 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:32 pm

Irn Bru wrote:
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You mean like this   lol!

 lol! 

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:51 pm

Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

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gerber wrote:Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:18 pm

Sassy wrote:
gerber wrote:Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

I am going to file a report...............

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....

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gerber wrote:
Sassy wrote:

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

I am going to file a report...............

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....

Sassy's right  cheers 

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Post by Irn Bru on Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:25 am

Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:27 am

Irn Bru wrote:Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

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Irn Bru wrote:Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:41 am

Sassy wrote:
gerber wrote:
Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?




Woo hooo, bring it on.


 cheers  cheers

No flip flops allowed....... No No 

That's not fair, just bought very upmarket swish ones for my holiday in June.

thats only cause as an Aussie I call them Thongs and your free to wear either one  I love you I love you Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz 

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:44 am




just a short walk to the hot tub, can't set it up on the sand no can I  Suspect Suspect Suspect

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