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Post by gerber on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:28 pm

As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both to the heat and as spotters. Uniforms will be issued as well as passes. Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating. Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras. Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas, Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav. He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him. He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and........... leading in song. Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to be commander in chief. If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat and Handy Andy are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels............. the leader of the them has to be.........


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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:32 pm

gerber wrote:As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take  no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to  Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both  to the heat and as spotters.  Uniforms will be issued as well as passes.  Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating.  Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras.  Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas,    Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav.  He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him.  He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie  will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and...........  leading in song.  Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to  be commander in chief.  If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat  and Handy Andy  are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels.............  the leader of the them has to be.........


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A most excellent post and plan Gerbs..yes, all the funds are in place, as well as everyone's role..

The only thing left is to sort out the sleeping quarters, ...

Three persons to every private little cabin,,,

I shall decide soon!! Twisted Evil 

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Post by eddie on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:33 pm

Hmmmm was also my idea to go to Diego in the first place for a holiday and plane-spotting  Suspect 


You,stole the idea right outta my head Gerbs I want half the money

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Post by eddie on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:35 pm

I will however, sing the troupes onward  cheers 

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:36 pm

Sounds like Gerbs has got it all in hand! All JD has to do is provide the funds.

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:37 pm

eddie wrote:I will however, sing the troupes onward  cheers 

We won't take no for an answer!

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Post by gerber on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:41 pm

eddie wrote:Hmmmm was also my idea to go to Diego in the first place for a holiday and plane-spotting  Suspect 


You,stole the idea right outta my head Gerbs I want half the money

You be in JD's cabin then  cheers cheers 

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Post by eddie on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:42 pm

gerber wrote:
eddie wrote:Hmmmm was also my idea to go to Diego in the first place for a holiday and plane-spotting  Suspect 


You,stole the idea right outta my head Gerbs I want half the money

You be in JD's cabin then  cheers cheers 

No we'd end up....... ::d&f:: 


Now then, who wants to shack up with moi?  :askissas: 

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:44 pm

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:

You be in JD's cabin then  cheers cheers 

No we'd end up....... ::d&f:: 


Now then, who wants to shack up with moi?  :askissas: 



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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:45 pm

Depends whether you want girls or boys Eds.   Think Irn would probably apply if you want boys lol  Wink

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Post by harvesmom on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:48 pm

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:

You be in JD's cabin then  cheers cheers 

No we'd end up....... ::d&f:: 


Now then, who wants to shack up with moi?  :askissas: 

Not me, you'd be up all night going  :asdrnkbudsas:  and ::attn::  and  bounce 
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:49 pm

Seeing as I'm funding the trip, I will be bunking up in the Captain's bunk..

But I look forward to announcing who's shagging, , erm...sharing with who !Smile

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Post by gerber on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:49 pm

Sassy wrote:Depends whether you want girls or boys Eds.   Think Irn would probably apply if you want boys lol  Wink

First laugh out loud for days. Brilliant..


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Post by eddie on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:56 pm

harvesmom wrote:
eddie wrote:

No we'd end up....... ::d&f:: 


Now then, who wants to shack up with moi?  :askissas: 

Not me, you'd be up all night going  :asdrnkbudsas:   and ::attn::  and  bounce 


Ooooh that's true.
Well who wants a loud and singy yet very beautifully lovely eddie??  cheers 

Pfffff not,you harves.  Evil or Very Mad (though I'd like to be like next door so we can swap nail varnish and stuff  bounce )

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:00 am

Forgotten Elijah !

Oh holy poopoos

He can in charge of dormitortories...................

Speaks to him

Elijah has to be Mr Roarke

Mr. Roarke, the enigmatic overseer of a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, where people from all walks of life could come and live out their fantasies, albeit for a price.

Roarke was known for his white suit and cultured demeanor, and was initially accompanied by an energetic sidekick, Tattoo, played by Hervé Villechaize. Tattoo would run up the main bell tower to ring the bell and shout "The plane! The plane!" to announce the arrival of a new set of guests at the beginning of each episode.

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has to be grumpy.............

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:05 am


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:06 am

lovedust wrote:
These threads should come with an XXX labelling.

I don't think they have got onto the hard core yet Lovey  Embarassed 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:10 am

As follows are the sleeping quarters...

Cabin one: Sphinx, Favva, Phil

Cabin two: Nems, Ben, SM

Cabin three: LD, IB, HA

Cabin four: Gerbs, David, VOD

Cabin five: Scrat, FTL, Tess

Cabin six:Lurker, Didge, Cass

Cabin seven: HM, Quill, Eilzel

Cabin seven: Eddie, Sassy, Bee

Cabin eight: Victor , TM , Veya


Captain's quarters:JD.


Spare wiper Blade  :BA


Anyone who was not not on original list of Gerbs has been drafted in as baggage handlers and stewards amd stewardesses.

I think I've made a fair sharing quarters list , with a fair mix..shouldn't be too controversial!


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:19 am

Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!

Just noticed, you have Bee twice lol

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:22 am

Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!


..as, with such civilised folk as our forum family , surely not Sass! Laughing 

It had to be fairISH , but an interesting mix too!


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:23 am

gerber wrote:As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take  no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to  Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both  to the heat and as spotters.  Uniforms will be issued as well as passes.  Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating.  Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras.  Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas,    Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav.  He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him.  He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie  will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and...........  leading in song.  Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to  be commander in chief.  If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat  and Handy Andy  are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels.............  the leader of the them has to be.........


Suggestions...





 lol! 


I can tell you now Gerber I am hopeless at navigating and happy to admit.



Happy Joy has bunked me up with Me Lady though in Cabin 6, woo hoo



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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:24 am

Joy Division wrote:
Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!


..as, with such civilised folk as our forum family , surely not Sass! Laughing 

It had to be fairISH , but interesting too!

There's interesting and there's WWIII lol

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:24 am

Joy Division wrote:As follows are the sleeping quarters...

Cabin one: Sphinx, Favva, Phil

Cabin two: Nems, Ben, SM

Cabin three: LD, IB, HA

Cabin four: Gerbs, David, VOD

Cabin five: Scrat, FTL, Tess

Cabin six: Bee, Didge, Cass

Cabin seven: HM, Quill, Eilzel

Cabin seven: Eddie, Sassy, Bee

Cabin eight: Victor , TM , Veya


Captain's quarters:JD.


Spare window wiper :BA


Anyone who was not not on original list of Gerbs has been drafted in as baggage handlers and stewards amd stewardesses.

I think I've made a fair sharing quarters list , with a fair mix..shouldn't be too controversial!


I oh lordy lordy how can I ever come up for air again, hold my head up and think hey............. Lordy lordy lordy.

Lovedust............ how remiss............... Gerbs is now on Licquorice Allsorts duty removing the non black from the all black spiral stems..........

Anyways

Ammends need to be done and I am always first in line to say I timothied, cocked up made a mistake and always first to assume guilt and offer my place to those in more need.

Lovedust is now the third resident of cabin four.

I have vacated.....

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:25 am

I'm sure Lovey won't hold it against you lol Without a job she can put her feet up and read a book!


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Didge wrote:
gerber wrote:As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take  no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to  Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both  to the heat and as spotters.  Uniforms will be issued as well as passes.  Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating.  Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras.  Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas,    Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav.  He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him.  He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie  will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and...........  leading in song.  Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to  be commander in chief.  If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat  and Handy Andy  are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels.............  the leader of the them has to be.........


Suggestions...





 lol! 


I can tell you now Gerber I am hopeless at navigating and happy to admit.



Happy Joy has bunked me up with Me Lady though in Cabin 6, woo hoo




...a pleasure Didge, a most peaceful bunk up at no.6  Cool 

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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:26 am

Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:27 am

gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.


 affraid cheers ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:28 am

Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!

Just noticed, you have Bee twice lol

Ffs..so I did Sass, thanks Smile

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:29 am

Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:30 am

gerber wrote:
Joy Division wrote:As follows are the sleeping quarters...

Cabin one: Sphinx, Favva, Phil

Cabin two: Nems, Ben, SM

Cabin three: LD, IB, HA

Cabin four: Gerbs, David, VOD

Cabin five: Scrat, FTL, Tess

Cabin six: Bee, Didge, Cass

Cabin seven: HM, Quill, Eilzel

Cabin seven: Eddie, Sassy, Bee

Cabin eight: Victor , TM , Veya


Captain's quarters:JD.


Spare window wiper :BA


Anyone who was not not on original list of Gerbs has been drafted in as baggage handlers and stewards amd stewardesses.

I think I've made a fair sharing quarters list , with a fair mix..shouldn't be too controversial!


I  oh lordy lordy how can I ever come up for air again, hold my head up and think hey.............  Lordy lordy lordy.

Lovedust............  how remiss...............  Gerbs is now on Licquorice Allsorts duty removing the non black from the all black spiral stems..........

Anyways

Ammends need  to be done and I am always first in line to say I timothied, cocked up made a mistake and always first to assume guilt and offer my place to those in more need.

Lovedust is now the third resident of cabin four.

I have vacated.....


Our stewards and baggage boys have sorted everyone's bunk up accordingly, we have departed...there isn't going back Gerbs!!

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:31 am

gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.



I will defend me Lady and Her cookies with my last breath.


 ::pntyswrd:: 



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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:31 am

Irn Bru wrote:Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.



Lmfao !! Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:31 am

Irn Bru wrote:Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.


 affraid affraid  I'm gonna tell OH I know why he likes wearing his kilt  bounce bounce bounce cheers 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:32 am

Ok..you all only have one chance here and ONE person only to throw out your cabin....

Make that choice........NOW!!!! Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:33 am

Irn Bru wrote:Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.



Hi Irn


You can take the private Jet, I am going to be with Me Lady and get to share all her cookies.


No swaps Eddie


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Post by gerber on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:33 am

Joy Division wrote:
Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?  Shocked Twisted Evil

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!

Just noticed, you have Bee twice lol

Ffs..so I did Sass, thanks Smile

I have only seen Bee once but maybe we is not as hot here...
BA spare wiper blade, maybe one of the most needy people. Excellent....

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:34 am

Didge wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.



Hi Irn


You can take the private Jet, I am going to be with Me Lady and get to share all her cookies.


No swaps Eddie


 Laughing 


...sounds like Didge will be making a midnight trip to dip into the cookie jar  What a Face 

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:34 am

gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

Didge can kiss my arse  Razz 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:35 am

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

Didge can kiss my arse  Razz 


..perhaps a double trip for Didge? Laughing 

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:35 am

I am not shacking up with bee!!!  Shocked 
All those italics running about and slicing me sideways!

Anyone fancy sharing their bunk with me?


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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:37 am

eddie wrote:I am not shacking up with bee!!!  Shocked 
All those italics running about and slicing me sideways!

Anyone fancy sharing their bunk with me?


My thoughts exactly, we'll barricade the door lol

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:37 am

Please note...cabin 6 has been amended Smile

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:38 am

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

Didge can kiss my arse  Razz 

lol

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Re: JD to support and fund the search for flight 370

Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:41 am

Sassy wrote:
eddie wrote:I am not shacking up with bee!!!  Shocked 
All those italics running about and slicing me sideways!

Anyone fancy sharing their bunk with me?


My thoughts exactly, we'll barricade the door lol

He ain't coming in!  Shocked 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:41 am

Joy Division wrote:Please note...cabin 6 has been amended Smile

 pale  Me and Eds is complaining

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:44 am

Sassy wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Please note...cabin 6 has been amended Smile

 pale   Me and Eds is complaining


..you can only offload Bee is someone else is willing to exchange another crew mate Sass!! Laughing 

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Post by Irn Bru on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:45 am

Didge wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:Just to let you all know that as mods we will be flying out business class while the rest of you are travelling in the 'cattle class'.

It's what we're used to and standards will not be compromised under any circumstances.

I'll be checking out the local native ladies before deciding if I need to call on the services of any of the travelling ladies so shape up or ship out.

I'll be wearing traditional highland dress as it's easier if I need a quickie to tide me over.




Hi Irn


You can take the private Jet, I am going to be with Me Lady and get to share all her cookies.


No swaps Eddie


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Thanks for the offer Didge but I prefer the pampering that comes with business class service.

You and me lady will be a perfect match what with all these library books and the odd cookie you will be in heaven.

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:47 am

Joy Division wrote:
Sassy wrote:

 pale   Me and Eds is complaining


..you can only offload Bee is someone else is willing to exchange another crew mate Sass!! Laughing 


 :asboredas: 

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:48 am

eddie wrote:
Joy Division wrote:


..you can only offload Bee is someone else is willing to exchange another crew mate Sass!! Laughing 


 :asboredas: 

I'll buy him a tent!

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:50 am

Sassy wrote:
eddie wrote:


 :asboredas: 

I'll buy him a tent!


A tent? On the fcuking aeroplane!!! Laughing 

LMFAO!!!

Or is it a boat we are going on? Laughing 

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