Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least

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Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least

Post by Irn Bru on Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:16 am


A scientist has somewhat controversially determined that penis size really does matter – but not to women and not in the bedroom.

Dr Christopher Morriss-Roberts, a senior lecturer at the University of Brighton, has instead suggested that penis size matters to athletes in the locker room, who he argues idolise teammates with bigger penises.

However, if a teammate’s member is considered too large it arouses suspicion from others over whether it could actually be used sexually.

In research for his PHD, Dr Morriss-Roberts interviewed eight London athletes who played a variety of sports including football, tennis and rugby. Half of these men self-identified as gay and the other half as straight.

After spending a year analysing the results, he found that all of the men were inclined to look at other penises in the changing room in order to compare one teammate’s size with another.

Well-endowed teammates, he noted, were likely to become key team-building members of the group.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-does-matter--in-the-locker-room-at-least-9202855.html

And aftier all these years I always thought I was Captain of the football team because I was the best player.

Just shows you how wrong you can be sometimes.

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Post by Lurker on Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:25 am

And aftier all these years I always thought I was Captain of the football team because I was the best player.

Just shows you how wrong you can be sometimes.


Bragging or embellishing? Wink

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Post by groomsy on Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:30 am

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:28 am

Men and their dicks lol.

Anyway, great oaks from little acorns can grow, with the right handling  Wink 

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Post by eddie on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:36 am

I love that saying "he's a grower, not a shower"


Hahahaha cracks me up!

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:56 am

eddie wrote:I love that saying "he's a grower, not a shower"


Hahahaha cracks me up!

You know what? Never heard that one  affraid lol! 

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Post by Irn Bru on Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:23 am

Size is important. Ever tried painting the ceiling with a 4" brush?

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:27 am

Yea, but when you pee from a bridge does it touch the water or the silt at the bottom?  affraid lol!

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Post by gerber on Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:44 pm

Was the writer hardup when publishing.................. needing cash me means......... looking to make a quick buck ?

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:05 pm

it's good to know research time money and effort is being used wisely...

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:08 pm

Godisgoodallthetime wrote:it's good to know research time money and effort is being used wisely...

Isnt it just  Rolling Eyes 

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Post by David on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:15 pm

The bigger the better  ::rfth:: elephant lol! hahaha

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:19 pm

I wonder if this fella was payed for his time researching this and how he presented his evidence...

just blooming laughable...

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:38 pm

I think you will find people rarely get paid for researching a PhD.

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:41 pm

Sassy wrote:I think you will find people rarely get paid for researching a PhD.

that's just as well, did it get passed as a worthy piece of work, if it did that is nearly as bad...

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:58 am

David wrote:The bigger the better  ::rfth:: elephant lol! hahaha

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! But yes, I take your point  geek lol! xxx

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:43 am

feelthelove wrote:
David wrote:The bigger the better  ::rfth:: elephant lol! hahaha

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! But yes, I take your point  geek lol! xxx

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a  No No ...In some cases!  Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:07 am

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! But yes, I take your point  geek lol! xxx

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a  No No ...In some cases!  Laughing 


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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:13 am

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a  No No ...In some cases!  Laughing 


I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub  Laughing ...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto!  Laughing

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:25 am

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:


I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub  Laughing ...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto!  Laughing

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:41 am

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub  Laughing ...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto!  Laughing

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny!  Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:45 am

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny!  Laughing 

Well you clearly made an impression!!!  lol!

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:49 am

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny!  Laughing 

Well you clearly made an impression!!!  lol!

Yea....That was the point!  ::happ:: ::cheerlead:: 

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:51 am

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Well you clearly made an impression!!!  lol!

Yea....That was the point!  ::happ:: ::cheerlead:: 

 Shocked   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked lol!

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:57 am

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

Yea....That was the point!  ::happ:: ::cheerlead:: 

 Shocked   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked lol!



 lol! lol! lol! 

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