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Post by stardesk on Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:28 pm

Mysterious Universe.

There are times when our universe poses events that are unexplainable. We think we know all about the formation and construction of the universe, galaxies, stars and planets. We think we now understand why there are such things as black holes, and yet there are strange anomalies which are beyond and defy our understanding. Are there such things as worm holes, vortexes, dilation and/or expansion of time itself? On Planet Earth are there Bermuda Triangles popping up irregularly around the planet? Are their Aliens from a different dimension here amongst us? Why do I ask?

BECAUSE OF MY MISSING SOCK, that’s why! Let me explain. I put my clothes in the linen basket, they are then put in the washing machine, get washed and hung out and yet what do I come across? Just one damned sock! It isn’t lodged in the machine, it isn’t still in the linen basket so where the hell is it? Perhaps it’s being analysed in an Alien laboratory, scientists scratching their heads at this peculiar Earthling’s artefact. Perhaps it’s been sucked up into another universe by a Black Hole, or sucked down into the depths by a Triangle. Either way, where the hell is it? Give the bloody thing back to me.
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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:49 pm

I made a groundbreaking discovery last night as I was putting fresh sheets on my bed, stardesk -- never overlook the possibility that one of the fitted corners of your bottom sheets conceals a missing sock. Smile

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:01 pm

I'm missing one sock as we speak!

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:03 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:I'm missing one sock as we speak!

In the wearing sense? Because that certainly sounds like a Raggamuffin  ::D:: 

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Post by stardesk on Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:05 pm

Hi Ben. Now that's a possibility, but if I go pulling out the corners of the sheets and blankets the wife is sure to moan. You can't win, Mate.

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Post by stardesk on Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:07 pm

Raggy, perhaps there's a strange anomaly out there that survives on odd socks. The mind boggles.

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Post by Raggamuffin on Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:11 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I'm missing one sock as we speak!

In the wearing sense? Because that certainly sounds like a Raggamuffin  ::D:: 

Haha!

I went to put some clean socks away, and there is one without a partner.  Crying or Very sad 

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Post by veya_victaous on Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:11 pm

@Stardesk
 Idea  Idea  Idea  Idea 
a sock is a like snake overalls  scratch so maybe  Cool  children of the rainbow serpent shift from 'the dreaming' dimension to the washing machine get themselves a snake overall (that was your sock) and shift back into the dreaming.  Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised 

that explains why the never take a pair, just the one  cyclops 

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Post by stardesk on Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:14 pm

Lol, see what I mean Raggy? Something is afoot, and it's not my sock. Somewhere on the planet there must be a huge pile of odd socks. Phew! If not washed they can keep 'em.

Veya, now that's a possibility, a snake's overalls. Leaves them a bit slimey though, doesn't it? Yeuk! They can keep it, I'll go and buy a new pair.
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:33 pm

Dont you know Star....odd socks and biro's is what makes up black holes....

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:56 pm

Well that black hole must be bloody huge by now. Just thrown out the contents of OH's sock drawer and bought some more, because 9/10s of them were odd. And I'm the one that puts them in the machine and finds one gone every time.

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Post by stardesk on Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:18 pm

Excellent Wolfy, top marks. I wonder, does Drinky prefer woollen socks or nylon. Either way, now I've several odd ones he might as well have them, and bloomin' well choke on 'em.

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:52 am

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Post by nicko on Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:35 am

Has anyone checked the cats bed? When I took out the padded bottom to wash I found 3 odd socks!
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Post by stardesk on Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:55 am

Hi folks. Nicko, that's a thought, has the cat pinched the sock? Mind you our cat is peculiar. I bought her a lovely soft warm blanket and put in her basket. She jumped in and paddled it, as they do. She used it for a couple of days then gave up, now she doesn't go near it. Perhaps if I fill the basket with odd socks she might go back in it. Now, will she prefer dirty or clean ones?

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:16 am

veya_victaous wrote:Mysteries of the Universe Mysteries
some nice mystery's in their including couple my personal favourites ,oak island in particular

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:52 pm

Missing flatware! Like spoons and forks...always going missing. It's always frustrating. Whenever you want one, another has gone missing.

Then I discovered...they all turn into coat hangers that end up on the floor of you closet. Once again, the world makes sense.

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Post by stardesk on Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:25 pm

Well, bless my soul, a UFO full of all our missing items, and being whisked off to a planet half way round the galaxy. A little, weird faced alien trying on my sock and your shirt Wolfy. Now I know where the cutlery has gone, that's disappeared over the years.

Lol, I wonder, do they have car boot sales and flog our stuff on a stall?

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