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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)

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Post by JulesV on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:34 pm

OK Laughing

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Post by Thorin on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:35 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)


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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:48 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)

* Sometimes my brain doesn't always do what it's told.

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Post by JulesV on Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:12 pm

Oh don't worry, Ben, we're all off to bed now,  anyway.
You'll remember some stuff by tomorrow when we return. flower

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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:15 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)

* Sometimes my brain doesn't always do what it's told.

Okay when I said that I thought it was wise...you know, like MLK when he said “I have a dream..”

One day people will say “Sometimes my brain doesn't always do what it's told.”
And I’ll be famous.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:04 pm

* I hate my hair; it startles me! (She claims to have a perfectly reasonable explanation for this one)

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:03 pm

* (Trying to roll a cigarette and fumbling with the Rizla) I would have been trying to lick something that isn't even lickable.

* Where's my cigarette! It's hibernating!

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