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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:33 pm

Wild boar in Tuscany have sniffed out and destroyed a stash of cocaine in a forest, leaving drug dealers £17,000 out of pocket.

The hidden haul of white powder was strewn across the Valdichiana valley after being dug up and partly devoured by the feral hogs.

The drug dealers were heard complaining about their discovery by police who were listening in on a telephone conversation.

The gang - who are made up of one Italian and three Albanians - had buried the class A drug in jars and were allegedly trafficking around two kilos of cocaine every month to the cities of Arezzo and Siena.

However, the jars were not enough to protect the cocaine from the curious snouts of the wild boar.

https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-discover-and-snort-17-000-of-cocaine-in-tuscan-forest-11861940


I bet they didn’t have a “boaring” day after that coke high....Hahahaha



Sorry people. I am ashamed of myself. No

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:36 pm

Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:37 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

And I thought you’d be a pig about it...


Okay I’ll stop.

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Post by nicko on Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:52 pm

Don't boar us any more !
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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:57 pm

nicko wrote:Don't boar us any more !

But I’m on the boar-d of directors....


That was terrible. Neutral

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:24 pm

Surprised nobody has said this story is a load of porkies!

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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:25 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Surprised nobody has said this story is a load of porkies!


You’re just hamming it up now.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:25 pm

eddie wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Surprised nobody has said this story is a load of porkies!


You’re just hamming it up now.

I'm just being a silly sausage.

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Post by eddie on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:26 pm

Anyway....bac(k)on topic....

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:44 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

You mean, you've never been powder of her, no? Wild boar discover and snort £17,000 of cocaine in Tuscan forest 2190311264

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am

Original Quill wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

You mean, you've never been powder of her, no?  Wild boar discover and snort £17,000 of cocaine in Tuscan forest 2190311264

Nice! You've taken it in a snifferent direction!

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:54 am

i recon someone is telling porkies

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Post by Thorin on Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:21 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:i recon someone is telling porkies


lol!

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:21 pm

its nothing to be sneezed at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:39 pm

You lot have been hogging this thread so much that I haven't had an opportunity of posting anything......

I might as well trotter off back to Flap and tell pigtales about just what a swinish bunch you are.
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Post by Thorin on Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:07 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:You lot have been hogging this thread so much that I haven't had an opportunity of posting anything......

I might as well trotter off back to Flap and tell pigtales about just what a swinish bunch you are.


Okay Fred you win the wittiest round here

That was brilliant  Laughing

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Post by nicko on Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:18 am

+1
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Post by JulesV on Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:36 pm

Oh hock!! ......................…... er I mean heck. Suspect

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