Planned Dildo Factory To Add 150 Lancaster Jobs
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Planned Dildo Factory To Add 150 Lancaster Jobs
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Lancaster, PA – California based Mister Fister Dildos announced today that the will be opening a new factory in Lancaster in the Spring of 2016 that will add around 150 jobs. Mister Fister will break ground this October in the Greenfield Corporate Center with completion by the early Spring.
“Lancaster County is a great fit for Mister Fister.” stated CEO Anita Longerman. “Not only do we plan on employing Lancaster County workers, we also want to be a good neighbor in the community.”
Part of Mister Fister’s good neighbor policy will be sponsoring the annual “Toys for Twats” program which provides sex toys for the financially disadvantaged.
corn squidMister Fister plans to manufacture their whole line of rubber dongs, dildos, vagina in a can, and their signature Mister Fister fist. They also plan to create a limited edition Corn Squid Dildo which will be given away to the first 500 fans at an upcoming Barnstormers Game.
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“Cornsquid mister fister” ?

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Hate to be the party pooper here, but I don't see any longevity in these jobs.
Cos surely most of these sex toys can be digitally printed by robots eventually.
(And I use the word 'digitally' in such a topic, advisedly.
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Cos surely most of these sex toys can be digitally printed by robots eventually.
(And I use the word 'digitally' in such a topic, advisedly.

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Maybe Minster Fister can be persuaded to open a dildo factory here in the UK....whoever wins the election next month we plebs are all going to get stuffed anyway.
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