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Post by gelico on Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:44 pm

so this morning i told my co worker that i would help her out with some update video training

went over there as promised at about 2 ish

we did some training

i drank tea, danced to a bit of elvis, encouraged her to get up and dance, but she just sat and drank lambrini

we did some more training

i drank more tea, i did some sit ups, i danced a bit more, i got her up to do a bit of dancing, she drank more lambrini
,
then we did some more training

she drank more lambrini, i drank SOME  lambrini

then i did some more dancing, then she got out her exercise bike, then i had a go on that

we did more training, we both drank lambrini

then she got on the phone to her friend, and i vaguely remember chatting to her friend on the phone

we did some more video training ( WE FINISHED) we both drank lambrini and then we both danced and hugged and drank more lambrini

then at about 5.00pm i insisted i had to go (and sort out some dinner etc)

and then,,,,


i woke up on my sofa about 10 tonight and thought wtf???

just spoke to my eldest son who said ''don't you remember our phone conversation earlier today?''......(vague recollections),,,,,,






No


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Post by Jules on Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:03 pm

You're a fallen woman, gelico. No

All that's missing from your story is the bit where you's invited the window cleaner to climb into the room.

What are we gonna do wiv ya ?  Suspect




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Post by gelico on Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:20 am

Jules wrote:You're a fallen woman, gelico. No

All that's missing from your story is the bit where you's invited the window cleaner to climb into the room.

What are we gonna do wiv ya ?  Suspect




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aw, julesh, you're my besh fucking fren' in the whole, the whole the whole, worl' show you are

ash for that window cleaning woman, phwoar,,,,

tell ya all about that another day, yeah?

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Post by Vintage on Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:26 am

Drunk on Lambrini? Really? Must be the bubbles.

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Post by gelico on Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:32 am

Vintage wrote:Drunk on Lambrini? Really? Must be the bubbles.


hi vin,

i don't really drink alcohol, except maybe if i'm with my dad and we go for a pub meal but even then its only one pint of ye old Doombar or some such,,,,,plus when i got there she was already two thirds down one bottle. then she went over the road and got another one. i'm not talking little bottles either. massive big fuck off bottles it looked like to me, and after about the third glass i lost count. is lambrini strong?

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Post by phildidge on Sat Nov 09, 2019 3:52 am

gelico wrote:so this morning i told my co worker that i would help her out with some update video training

went over there as promised at about 2 ish

we did some training

i drank tea, danced to a bit of elvis, encouraged her to get up and dance, but she just sat and drank lambrini

we did some more training

i drank more tea, i did some sit ups, i danced a bit more, i got her up to do a bit of dancing, she drank more lambrini
,
then we did some more training

she drank more lambrini, i drank SOME  lambrini

then i did some more dancing, then she got out her exercise bike, then i had a go on that

we did more training, we both drank lambrini

then she got on the phone to her friend, and i vaguely remember chatting to her friend on the phone

we did some more video training ( WE FINISHED) we both drank lambrini and then we both danced and hugged and drank more lambrini

then at about 5.00pm i insisted i had to go (and sort out some dinner etc)

and then,,,,


i woke up on my sofa about 10 tonight and thought wtf???

just spoke to my eldest son who said ''don't you remember our phone conversation earlier today?''......(vague recollections),,,,,,






No

Bless you gelico. Laughing

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:37 am

Lambrini isn't that strong. Alcohol by volume is at most 6.8 percent, which is way weaker than most wines and many beers.

For perspective, Doom Bar is 4 percent. So basically, you're a lightweight Razz

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Post by Jules on Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:20 pm

gelico wrote:
aw, julesh, you're my besh fucking fren' in the whole, the whole the whole, worl' show you are

ash for that window cleaning woman,   phwoar,,,,

tell ya all about that another day, yeah?

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:11 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Lambrini isn't that strong. Alcohol by volume is at most 6.8 percent, which is way weaker than most wines and many beers.

For perspective, Doom Bar is 4 percent. So basically, you're a lightweight Razz

A friend of mine was into amateur brewing and he once invented an awesome concoction that we named Olde Gruntfuttock's XXXX.

I think it was about a fortnight before my vision returned to normal.
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Post by eddie on Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:18 am

I have only one thing to say:

Everyone should get drunk, stoned, or take some mind-altering substance every once in a while.
Why?

Because it makes you see things in a different way.

And as long as you remember it all, that can only ever be a good thing.

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:33 pm

I would, but the morning after is pure sheit.

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Post by Andy on Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:18 pm

I am not quite, but almost teetotal. A small glass of White Zinfandel about once a week, and probably 1 pint of DoomBar a month..I love waking with a clear head.

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm

Andy wrote:I am not quite, but almost teetotal. A small glass of White Zinfandel about once a week, and probably 1 pint of DoomBar a month..I love waking with a clear head.

Well at least you have the capacity to appreciate a fine brew of ale.

What a shame that your head rarely achieves sufficient clarity to post anything that does not reflect your pathological hatred of any political opinion that runs counter to your own..
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Post by Original Quill on Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:41 pm

White Zinfandel is a contradiction in terms. I got so drunk today 2984306523

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Post by Jules on Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:03 pm

Hey gelico, you can use this as a guide to plan in advance how hammered you wanna get, on your night out haha I got so drunk today 2108625937 > >

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Post by Jules on Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:08 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Lambrini isn't that strong. Alcohol by volume is at most 6.8 percent, which is way weaker than most wines and many beers.

For perspective, Doom Bar is 4 percent. So basically, you're a lightweight Razz

A friend of mine was into amateur brewing and he once invented an awesome concoction that we named Olde Gruntfuttock's XXXX.

I think it was about a fortnight before my vision returned to normal.

As expletives go, that's not half bad! lol! I got so drunk today 3489511464 I got so drunk today 3489511464

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