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Post by phildidge on Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:46 am

America Offers To Trade All Of Its Communists For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong Article-4662-1

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.


Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.

After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.

"This is the best deal, maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new commie followers, and we'll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."

The president started to rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red Flag" provision.


https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-trade-its-communists-for-democratic-protesters-in-hong-kong

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Post by Maddog on Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:45 pm

phildidge wrote:America Offers To Trade All Of Its Communists For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong Article-4662-1

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.


Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.

After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.

"This is the best deal, maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new commie followers, and we'll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."

The president started to rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red Flag" provision.


https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-trade-its-communists-for-democratic-protesters-in-hong-kong

I'll take that trade all day.

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Post by Maddog on Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:47 pm

I'll sweeten the pot. Give us 15 Hong Kongers for Doc Mitty.

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Post by phildidge on Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:22 pm

Maddog wrote:
phildidge wrote:America Offers To Trade All Of Its Communists For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong Article-4662-1

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.


Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.

After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.

"This is the best deal, maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new commie followers, and we'll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."

The president started to rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red Flag" provision.


https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-trade-its-communists-for-democratic-protesters-in-hong-kong

I'll take that trade all day.


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Post by 'Wolfie on Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:47 am

Basketball

I don't think America would have enough actual "communists" to make a straight swap...

Offer the independence protesters in HK American citizenship, and there would probably be a few million extra Hong Kong'ers suddenly joining the independence cause..

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