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A friend of mine just died
He died of heartburn
I can't believe Gav is gone



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THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU DICKHEAD !!!
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Ben Reilly wrote:THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU DICKHEAD !!!
what?
it really was though

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you're texan, ben. you wouldn't understand

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He’s doing “a Nicko”
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gelico wrote:
you're texan, ben. you wouldn't understand
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Okay, true, we don't have Gaviscon (I googled it) in the U.S., but I knew immediately that it was going to be an antacid that sounded like Gav is gone

I just said it wasn't funny because I thought your friend had really died and I care about you YOU DICKHEAD !!!



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Paddy and Murphy were talking..
Paddy : Did you hear that old Mick died?
Murphy : Oh no...! How did he die?
Paddy : The big "C"...
Murphy : What...? He drowned...!?
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gelico wrote:
He died of heartburn
I can't believe Gav is gone![]()
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Gav is not deceased, he went on vacation to recover from um burn out.
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I thought that was funny, not hilarious, but funny !
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Dodos died.
Dodi died.
Di died.
The singer Dido is very worried.
Dodi died.
Di died.
The singer Dido is very worried.
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Spike Milligan's headstone epitaph: "I told them I was ill."
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Ben Reilly wrote:THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU DICKHEAD !!!
It's called gallows humour, old boy. Probably more prevalent in Alabama than Texas.
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Have you read any of Spikes books Fred ?
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Fred Moletrousers wrote:Ben Reilly wrote:THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU DICKHEAD !!!
It's called gallows humour, old boy. Probably more prevalent in Alabama than Texas.
Not that I've been hanging around waiting for an explanation

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Ben Reilly wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:
It's called gallows humour, old boy. Probably more prevalent in Alabama than Texas.
Not that I've been hanging around waiting for an explanation
you do sometimes seem to be a bit highly strung though ben

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nicko wrote:Have you read any of Spikes books Fred ?
No, but I once saw him on stage at Caesar's Palace, Luton (no - I kid you not!) and it was bloody surreal.
Michael Bentine was ever more weird!
I still have the tapes of a lot of the original 1950s Goon Shows - incredible stuff.
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