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Post by Jules on Tue May 14, 2019 10:20 pm

Misheard song lyrics are hilarious.
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"Sweet dreams are made of cheese ♪ ♫  
Who am I to diss a brie" 

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Post by nicko on Wed May 15, 2019 12:56 am

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Post by Cass on Wed May 15, 2019 2:22 am

“Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

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Post by eddie on Thu May 16, 2019 5:25 am

From “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen.

When I was little I used to think the lyric was
“Spare him his life for a warm sausagy!”

(Proper lyrics: “Spare him his life from this monstrosity”)

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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu May 16, 2019 5:52 am

"No Rain" by Blind Melon: I thought he sang "You know I like to keep my teenage tragedy" up until just the other day, when I googled the lyrics.

It's actually, "You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today," which is a line I really like.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu May 16, 2019 6:53 am

My wife grew up in Wisconsin, where the Milwaukee Braves baseball team played in her day (now they're in Atlanta).

She always thought of the national anthem as more local.  It went thus:

O're the land of the free,
And the home of the Braves

Even I had some idiosyncrasies.  In my vision, Silent Night ended in...

...Sleep in Heavenly peas.

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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu May 16, 2019 7:03 am

"Wuthering Heights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hide the lot, I find the lot
Lost through without you
I'm coming back now, cruel Heath-cliff
My one dream, my only bastard.

Original Lyrics:
I pine a lot, I find the lot
Falls through without you
I'm coming back, love, cruel Heathcliff
My one dream, my only master.
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Post by eddie on Thu May 16, 2019 7:47 am

Hahahahahaha I like that Horatio.

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Post by Syl on Thu May 16, 2019 9:09 am

ELO's Mr Bluesky , right at the end an electronic voice seems to sing Mr Blue sky.

It actually sings 'please turn me over'.

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Post by Jules on Thu May 16, 2019 10:03 am

Cass wrote:“Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

Ah so you've supplied some chips now, to go with my brie. Perhaps I'll do a brie fondue. tongue

We can have some hot dogs too:
Celine Dionne: ''My Heart Does go on'' > ''My Hot Dogs go on'' Wink



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ETA: What is the Thanks button for, guys?
I always press it the earliest chance I get, ie for the 1st poster who replies, simply cos it looks like a nice button to press - or is there some other reason? anyhoo I have thanked the first responder lol.

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Post by Jules on Thu May 16, 2019 10:19 am

Syl wrote:ELO's Mr Bluesky , right at the end an electronic voice seems to sing Mr Blue sky.

It actually sings 'please turn me over'.

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"Hold me closer, tiny dancer" ~ " Hold me closer, Tony Danza (Taxi actor of course) "


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"A penis, A penis
The greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I possess
More than my share of A penis".  


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"‘Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove".  
"Might as well face it, you're addicted to love"


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Post by Syl on Thu May 16, 2019 10:40 am

Jules wrote:
Syl wrote:ELO's Mr Bluesky , right at the end an electronic voice seems to sing Mr Blue sky.

It actually sings 'please turn me over'.

Elton
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer" ~ " Hold me closer, Tony Danza (Taxi actor of course) "


Ken Dodd
"A penis, A penis
The greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I possess
More than my share of A penis".  


Robert Palmer
"‘Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove".  
"Might as well face it, you're addicted to love"


Hahaha Wrong Lyrics 1037855594  Wrong Lyrics 1037855594
lol!

All good ones.

The THANKS button is for the thread starter to thank someone if thread starter feels a poster has  made a special contribution in their thread.

Only one thanks  per thread...and it awards 3 points.

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Post by Cass on Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am

This makes me hooowwwllll


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Post by Jules on Fri May 24, 2019 2:03 am

Syl wrote:
Jules wrote:

ETA: What is the Thanks button for, guys?
The THANKS button is for the thread starter to thank someone if thread starter feels a poster has  made a special contribution in their thread.

Only one thanks  per thread...and it awards 3 points.
Thank you Syl, you learn summat new everyday.  Wrong Lyrics 3406909858  
For providing that info, you ironically deserve the "Thanks" - but I've already awarded it.  Wrong Lyrics 3489511464  




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I left my tart in Fat Sams Disco. (I Left My Heart In San Francisco)

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Post by Syl on Fri May 24, 2019 9:35 am

Jules wrote:
Syl wrote:
The THANKS button is for the thread starter to thank someone if thread starter feels a poster has  made a special contribution in their thread.

Only one thanks  per thread...and it awards 3 points.
Thank you Syl, you learn summat new everyday.  Wrong Lyrics 3406909858  
For providing that info, you ironically deserve the "Thanks" - but I've already awarded it.  Wrong Lyrics 3489511464  

No problem happy to help.
I know when I joined here it was ages before I knew what the Thanks button was for.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat May 25, 2019 8:57 am

Crowded House, Don't Dream It's Over:

"They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win"

I used to think it was:

"They come, they come
To do a war between us
We know they won't/will"

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Post by Cass on Sat May 25, 2019 3:02 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Crowded House, Don't Dream It's Over:

"They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win"

I used to think it was:

"They come, they come
To do a war between us
We know they won't/will"

Great song.

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Post by Jules on Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:58 am

Thirst inducing!  Laughing


A wee moet ♬
A wee moet ♬
A wee moet ♬
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a lion sleeps tonight ♪ ♫



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Post by nicko on Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:04 pm

Got that Record ,always wondered what they were saying, thanks Laughing
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Post by nicko on Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:07 pm

You don't have to love me, just be closet hand.
Dusty Springfield !
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