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Post by Cass on Mon May 13, 2019 8:12 pm

Alas it gives me no great pleasure to join Eddie in the phone in the toilet club. Happened Friday night. Got home from work and was bursting for a wee and in it went out of my back pocket. Luckily I had a waterproof case on from our trip to Hawaii last year. And luckily I have one of those grabber thingys and a bucket.

I’m surprised I managed not to drop it sans case until I put the new one on last night.

Pfft.

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Post by Andy on Mon May 13, 2019 8:16 pm

You girls are lucky you dont have to slash with a lazy lob on. Tends to go up the wall.

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Post by eddie on Mon May 13, 2019 8:32 pm

Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around..... Sad

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Post by Cass on Mon May 13, 2019 8:49 pm

eddie wrote:Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around..... Sad

True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.

Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.

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Post by eddie on Mon May 13, 2019 8:51 pm

Cass wrote:
eddie wrote:Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around..... Sad

True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.

Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.

And...you’ll never do it again.
Unless you’re me, of course.

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Post by Cass on Mon May 13, 2019 8:52 pm

Andy wrote:You girls are lucky you dont have to slash with a lazy lob on. Tends to go up the wall.

I have a husband and 2 sons. I’m quite aware of the wall splash. Why you chaps can’t just sit down and leave the standing up for outside emergencies I’ll never understand.

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Post by nicko on Tue May 14, 2019 6:52 am

That's a good idea Cass, trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
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Post by Cass on Tue May 14, 2019 5:33 pm

eddie wrote:
Cass wrote:

True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.

Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.

And...you’ll never do it again.
Unless you’re me, of course.

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Post by Cass on Tue May 14, 2019 5:33 pm

nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass,   trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !

lol!

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Post by Andy on Tue May 14, 2019 5:37 pm

nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass,   trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
Always had you down as a tighty Whitey sort of guy, Nicko.
But stained a bit yellow with age🤣

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Post by nicko on Tue May 14, 2019 7:06 pm

I am what I am Andy !
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Post by Andy on Tue May 14, 2019 7:21 pm

Used to wear budgie smugglers, nowadays the bird has flown!

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Post by Victorismyhero on Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pm

nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass,   trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !


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Post by nicko on Tue May 14, 2019 9:53 pm

Very apt Vic !
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