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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:12 pm

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Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties. While some choose to harness the rocks' energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewellery, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market. Yes, you read that correctly.

Chakrubs dubs itself as "the original crystal sex toy company," with all of its products being made from 100 percent pure crystal. Chakrubs derives its name from Chakra, the Sanskrit word that describes energy wheels. The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

Chakrubs' official website states that using these intriguing toys results in "learning to quiet the mind in order to feel subtle energies, develop emotional intelligence, strengthen self-awareness, and accepting every aspect of who you are." It goes on to explain how using them "not only gets you off, but turns you on in a way in which you will remain turned on and awakened with a renewed sense of self-awareness and wisdom."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:14 pm

(getting out my Christmas shopping list ...)

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Post by Syl on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:18 pm

I can just see visitors handling and admiring the home decor crystal that unbeknown to them doubles up as the lady of the house's dildo. Shocked

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:20 pm

Syl wrote:I can just see visitors handling and admiring the home decor crystal that unbeknown to them doubles up as the  lady of the house's dildo.  Shocked

I thought that too! And let’s be honest, who would want to be pleasured by something as hard and cold as that?
They look painful. Neutral

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Post by Syl on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:25 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:I can just see visitors handling and admiring the home decor crystal that unbeknown to them doubles up as the  lady of the house's dildo.  Shocked

I thought that too! And let’s be honest, who would want to be pleasured by something as hard and cold as that?
They look painful. Neutral

They do...mind you some of the ones I have seen advertised look huge...and complicated..
I confess I have never owned one...they scare me a bit. Shocked

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Post by Syl on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:51 pm

And....I just tried to google a pic of one of the scary looking contraptions that I have seen advertised to show what I meant, and I got some really explicit porn type pics up instead.Rolling Eyes

I'm sorry I looked now.

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Post by HoratioTarr on Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:58 pm

That's crystal abuse, that is!
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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:00 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:That's crystal abuse, that is!

Hahahahahahaha yeah those poor crystals...doesn’t bear thinking about.

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Post by Jules on Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:16 pm

@ title.  ''make your vag a magical place'' ??  Shocked


Honey, it's ALREADY a very magical place. The same vag which  struggles to accommodate a tampon the size of a cigarette in it's virginal state, can stretch to accommodate a full term 10 pound fetus.

Chemical engineers in the plastics industry would kill to be able to invent  a material with that much stretchibility!

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Post by Jules on Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:23 pm

We'll let the irrascible Betty White have the last word on how awesome the human vag is, her famous quote can be easily googled.  Cool

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Post by HoratioTarr on Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:35 pm

eddie wrote:
HoratioTarr wrote:That's crystal abuse, that is!

Hahahahahahaha yeah those poor crystals...doesn’t bear thinking about.  

Put a Lemurian etheric weaver where the sun don't shine? Blasphemy.
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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:12 pm

Ladies, for once in my life...I am rendered speechless!
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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:21 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:Ladies, for once in my life...I am rendered speechless!

Why, do you have a crystal dildo in your mouth, Fred? Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place 2190311264

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:14 am

Syl wrote:And....I just tried to google a pic of one of the scary looking contraptions that I have seen advertised to show what I meant, and I got some really explicit porn type pics up instead.Rolling Eyes

I'm sorry I looked now.

I imagine now you are going to be investigated by MI-5.

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:50 am

Original Quill wrote:
Syl wrote:And....I just tried to google a pic of one of the scary looking contraptions that I have seen advertised to show what I meant, and I got some really explicit porn type pics up instead.Rolling Eyes

I'm sorry I looked now.

I imagine now you are going to be investigated by MI-5.

Hmmm...so if I tell them I was looking for photos of extreme looking dildos to post on a news forum, do you think they will find that a bit suspicious? Laughing

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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:13 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:

I thought that too! And let’s be honest, who would want to be pleasured by something as hard and cold as that?
They look painful. Neutral

They do...mind you some of the ones I have seen advertised look huge...and complicated..
I confess I have never owned one...they scare me a bit. Shocked

did i ever tell what happened with the one hubby bought for me that looked like a corn on the cob?

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:23 pm

gelico wrote:
Syl wrote:

They do...mind you some of the ones I have seen advertised look huge...and complicated..
I confess I have never owned one...they scare me a bit. Shocked

did i ever tell what happened with the one hubby bought for me that looked like a corn on the cob?

lol! lol! lol!
No, go on....

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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:29 pm

Syl wrote:
gelico wrote:

did i ever tell what happened with the one hubby bought for me that looked like a corn on the cob?

lol! lol! lol!
No, go on....

so had a bit of fun with it one night then in all the action it fell out the bed and on to the bedroom floor

next day i was in a rush getting kids to school and whatnot and didn't bother picking it up. i had council coming round that morning to check the heating and had to go out so asked my neighbour to just come and sit in my house and wait for the guy to arrive,,,,,no problem

when i came back however she greeted me with a face like thunder (bearing in mind she was always quite shy and reserved about sex),,,,,,i quite forgot that the boiler was in a cupboard int he bedroom

''you fucking what,,,,,,i can't believe you did that to me,,,,,that council guy went in your bedroom and tripped over your fucking dildo on the floor. He gave me a right look,,,, i was trying to tell him it's not mine, this isn't my house but he was just laughing at me. don't ever fucking do that to me again''


i couldn't reply for laughing but i'm not sure she ever got over that one

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:39 pm

gelico wrote:
Syl wrote:

lol! lol! lol!
No, go on....

so had a bit of fun with it one night then in all the action it fell out the bed and on to the bedroom floor

next day i was in a rush getting kids to school and whatnot and didn't bother picking it up.  i had council coming round that morning to check the heating and had to go out so asked my neighbour to just come and sit in my house and wait for the guy to arrive,,,,,no problem

when i came back however she greeted me with a face like thunder (bearing in mind she was always quite shy and reserved about sex),,,,,,i quite forgot that the boiler was in a cupboard int he bedroom

''you fucking what,,,,,,i can't believe you did that to me,,,,,that council guy went in your bedroom and tripped over your fucking dildo on the floor. He gave me a right look,,,, i was trying to tell him it's not mine, this isn't my house but he was just laughing at me.  don't ever fucking do that to me again''


i couldn't reply for laughing but i'm not sure she ever got over that one

lol!



That is brilliant...and so you. Razz

But if it looked like a corn on the cob (the mind boggles) could she not have passed it off as part of last nights tea?

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:13 pm

eddie wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:Ladies, for once in my life...I am rendered speechless!

Why, do you have a crystal dildo in your mouth, Fred? Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place 2190311264

Had to give you a greenie, Eddie, on the grounds that in spite of all medical advice and nanny state health warnings, I was obliged to swallow a very large G&T in order to eliminate the imaginary taste of glass........
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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:05 pm

Like lime and tequila, crystal dildos go with G & T's, don't they?

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