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Post by groomsy on Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:07 pm

Princeton scientists say particularly big dumps can genuinely feel orgasmic, but beware - poo-phoria can become addictive

Doctors say the feeling of going to the toilet can be a genuinely 'orgasmic experience.'

Dr Anish Sheth, a gastroenterologist from Princeton who has co-authored a book called What's Your Poo Telling You?, says the key to the feeling known as 'poo-phoria' is the need to pass a particularly large stool.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/going-toilet-can-like-having-3152190
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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:04 am

Hmmm. Have I ever had a poogasm?

Well, when I was in Texas Ben and I discovered that we needed to hear Bob Marley everytime we neeed a poo - it didn’t matter what song it was, though “Buffalo soldier” seemed to work best - and so it became a ritual to poo to Bob.

One night though, Bob Marley came on a shuffle music playlist and for some reason this led us to the bedroom....

So....well, you may come to your own conclusions.

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:06 am

Fun fact! It took us longer than it should have to realize what Bob Marley's initials are and what else they stand for!

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:45 am

groomsy wrote:
Princeton scientists say particularly big dumps can genuinely feel orgasmic, but beware - poo-phoria can become addictive

Doctors say the feeling of going to the toilet can be a genuinely 'orgasmic experience.'

Dr Anish Sheth, a gastroenterologist from Princeton who has co-authored a book called What's Your Poo Telling You?, says the key to the feeling known as 'poo-phoria' is the need to pass a particularly large stool.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/going-toilet-can-like-having-3152190

Very interesting, since Princeton University does not even have a medical school.  I wonder where he does his research.


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Post by Andy on Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:39 am

I was laid up in hospital for a week about 10 years ago with septeceamia. The introvenous antibiotics gave me the worst constipation ever. Finally, after 5 days , I unloaded a dreadnought .
The ward sister enquired as I emerged from the bog " Have you passed a stool, Andy?"

I replied "It was more like a 3 seater sofa!"

One of the most satisfying releases of all time.
The bed bath by the young student nurse is another story....

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Post by eddie on Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:05 pm

Angry Andy wrote:I was laid up in hospital for a week about 10 years ago with septeceamia. The introvenous antibiotics gave me the worst constipation ever. Finally, after 5 days , I unloaded a dreadnought .
The ward sister enquired as I emerged from the bog " Have you passed a stool, Andy?"

I replied "It was more like a 3 seater sofa!"

One of the most satisfying releases of all time.
The bed bath by the young student nurse is another story....

Wow. And I only thought you spoke out of your arse Razz

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Post by Andy on Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:57 pm

I was told by the consultant that I was less than 12 hours from dying when I was admitted.
And for 3 days it was 50/50 whether I would lose my arm above the elbow.

That was pretty scary

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Post by eddie on Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:31 pm

Angry Andy wrote:I was told by the consultant that I was less than 12 hours from dying when I was admitted.
And for 3 days it was 50/50 whether I would lose my arm above the elbow.

That was pretty scary

Okay......so you nearly died and I just said you spoke out of your arse.....

I’m a big, bad horrible person. Neutral

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Post by Andy on Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:25 pm

You misunderstand.
I was on a high dependency ward where we were all pretty ill, the sister was a real old battleaxe - think Peggy Mount.
When I uttered my reply, the entire ward ,nurses and all fell about laughing. Even old crabface couldn't help smiling.
I think that was the best medicine for everyone that day.

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Post by eddie on Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:37 pm

Angry Andy wrote:You misunderstand.
I was on a high dependency ward where we were all pretty ill, the sister was a real old battleaxe - think Peggy Mount.
When I uttered my reply, the entire ward ,nurses and all fell about laughing. Even old crabface couldn't help smiling.
I think that was the best medicine for everyone that day.

I bet it was. Laughter is the best medicine, apparently.

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