'I feel lied to': Newlywed, 27, whose husband insisted on waiting until marriage to have sex reveals her shock after he revealed that he has a 'MICROPENIS' on their honeymoon

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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:10 pm

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A newlywed whose husband wanted to wait until marriage to have sex has revealed that she feels she's been deceived after discovering that he has a 'micropenis' on their honeymoon.

'So, we only dated for six months. We've been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday,' she explained. 'I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago.'

The woman noted that her husband isn't religious, but he claimed to have 'old fashioned' beliefs about saving himself for marriage.

'We got close to fooling around a couple times, but it never went far,' she said. 'I tried, but he always stopped after it went "too far."'

After discovering his penis is 'about an inch and a quarter' long, she wanted to know if she had a right to be angry.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6680293/Newlywed-shares-shock-discovering-husband-micropenis.html
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Post by eddie on Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 am

Tommy Monk wrote:

Seriously... has nobody else here got the Jeremy Beadle joke...!?


Or is it just HT and I who have a slightly warped sense of humour...?



I’ve just seen it and I liked it!

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Post by nicko on Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:00 am

Beadle had a small hand, Clapping was a bit hit and miss !
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