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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:10 pm

A newlywed whose husband wanted to wait until marriage to have sex has revealed that she feels she's been deceived after discovering that he has a 'micropenis' on their honeymoon.

'So, we only dated for six months. We've been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday,' she explained. 'I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago.'

The woman noted that her husband isn't religious, but he claimed to have 'old fashioned' beliefs about saving himself for marriage.

'We got close to fooling around a couple times, but it never went far,' she said. 'I tried, but he always stopped after it went "too far."'

After discovering his penis is 'about an inch and a quarter' long, she wanted to know if she had a right to be angry.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6680293/Newlywed-shares-shock-discovering-husband-micropenis.html
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Found this article:

SMALL DICK FACTS

Am I Normal?

Everyone is unique, but what is considered ‘normal’ when it comes to penis size, shape and colour? Sexologist, Gabrielle Morrisey, answers five of the most commonly asked penis questions.

What’s the average penis like?

There are only two types of penises: ‘grow-ers’ and ‘show-ers’. Grow-ers are those men with short flaccid penises. As their penises become erect, the shaft grows much longer. The difference between their penis size soft and hard can be several inches. Show-ers are those whose penises tend to hang long, even when flaccid. When their penises go from soft to hard, their length may hardly change. The penis simply fills with blood and becomes stiff, rather than longer. So you can’t judge penis size based on the soft/flaccid state of it. As far as the size of the erect penis, the general range for “average” is thought to be between 5-6 inches (12.7cm-15.2cm), but research results vary so this range is a guideline only. Average circumference (girth) of an erect penis is between 4-5 inches (10cm-12.5cm), again research results vary. Average flaccid size is 3.6 inches (9.16cm). Current research shows that only 2.28% of men have an abnormally small penis, but interestingly, only 2.28% of men have an abnormally large penis too. The majority of men are average, like over 90% of all men regardless of ethnicity.

What do girls think about penis size?

Girls don’t spend nearly the amount of time or attention thinking about penis size as guys do. Girls are far more concerned with other relationship issues, and being treated well outside the bedroom, as well as in it. If she feels satisfied, pleasured, respected, cared for, desired and adored then she really doesn’t care about the size of her partners penis. Contrary to some men’s fears, girls don’t really discuss the size of men’s penises very much at all.

What if I have a bend in my penis?

A penis with a bend is very common. The penis, contrary to popular myth is not a ‘bone’ or a muscle. It is the erectile tissue (made of collagen fibres) that fills with blood to get harder, can take on variation in whether it bends to the left, or right, or angles upwards or straight out. Age can also determine the angle of erection too.

What does a normal penis look like?

“Normal” in the real world is a range. There is no magic number, shape or size. Just as everyone has a unique face, everyone’s genitalia is unique too – and that goes for men and woman alike. No one looks the same, or has the identical shape and size. The opening at the tip of the penis, the urethra, can also vary in size and location. Skin colour isn’t always uniform across a penis, and there can be varying shades of colour on the shaft and head of the penis. Some penises can have protruding veins, while others not at all. Men can be circumcised, or uncircumcised, pierced or unpierced. Some men even get decorative penile tattoos. Every penis is wonderfully different!

How can I get around a small penis size?

The size or shape of your penis isn’t the most important factor in pleasuring a female partner. The vagina is a ‘potential space’. This means it stretches to accommodate what is placed inside it (or comes out of it – like a baby). It will snugly wrap around whatever size you are. What guys fail to understand is that it’s the motion of intercourse that stimulates her physically, not the size of your penis. Also, when a female is close to orgasm her vagina will contract, making it squeeze down on the penis inside it. At this point it really doesn’t matter what size you are.

https://small-penis-facts.com/

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Post by Victorismyhero on Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:28 pm

its not the size of the prize that matters but the educated arse that drives it

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Post by Maddog on Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:45 pm

Lord Foul wrote:its not the size of the prize that matters but the educated arse that drives it

Albert Einstein couldn't do much for woman with an inch and quarter penis. tongue

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Post by Syl on Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:12 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:Worra swizz


lol!

I wonder if that's why he waited and kept himself to himself till after the wedding.

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Post by Victorismyhero on Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:31 pm

hmmm are you "ladies" objectifying men now...???????


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Post by nicko on Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:36 pm

It's not the length of the Barrel, it's the force of the shot !
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Post by Syl on Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:57 pm

Lord Foul wrote:hmmm are you "ladies" objectifying men now...???????



No, just wondering if he deliberately kept his miniscule willy under wraps till he trapped this unsuspecting female into marriage. Evil or Very Mad

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ah so you are objectifying men.....

reducing them to the status of a walking talking dildo.....

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Post by phildidge on Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:44 pm

People should always be open and honest about everything.

Clearly its not nice for the guy, that he simple hs been dealt a rough card here, but I am sure many men on here. Who are hetrosexual. Would if dating someone we perceived to be a woman and then when they lifted their skirt. Presented a 12 inch dick, fully mast.

I am sure many would recoil and be very annoyed or even angry, but also clap at the impressive girth and size... lol!

Its not his fault again the situation he is dealt with and the question to ask here, is sexual intercourse more important than the love they have?

To me honesty is best in anything that we have about us. That should be admitted to partners. It should never be sprung on people long after. Though not sure, you could count sprung as the correct word here.

Lord Foul is right some are clearly objectifying men here

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:58 am



Jeremy Beadle once admitted that he had a small penis... but he said... "on the other hand, it looks quite big!"...


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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:58 am

Smile

Caveat emptor.

'Let the buyer beware.."


What kind of shallow supercilious and self-centred slag is the wife, also, as to be declaring her grievances on social media as soon as she returns from her honeymoon  ???

Sounds like a bit of already-experienced trollop as well, going by the language she uses in her whining --  for her to have waited that 12 months, looks a lot like she may have had her eyes on something else..
His bank account, perhaps  ?         'I feel lied to': Newlywed, 27, whose husband insisted on waiting until marriage to have sex reveals her shock after he revealed that he has a 'MICROPENIS' on their honeymoon 1399249160

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:51 am

Thor wrote:People should always be open and honest about everything.

Clearly its not nice for the guy, that he simple hs been dealt a rough card here, but I am sure many men on here. Who are hetrosexual. Would if dating someone we perceived to be a woman and then when they lifted their skirt. Presented a 12 inch dick, fully mast.

I am sure many would recoil and be very annoyed or even angry, but also clap at the impressive girth and size... lol!

Its not his fault again the situation he is dealt with and the question to ask here, is sexual intercourse more important than the love they have?

To me honesty is best in anything that we have about us. That should be admitted to partners. It should never be sprung on people long after. Though not sure, you could count sprung as the correct word here.

Lord Foul is right some are clearly objectifying men here

Are you honestly suggesting that at some point in a relationship (prior to marriage), the parties have an obligation to offer a view of their genitals to each other? Or, maybe they should text message photos of their genitals to each other...oppps, that's porn, innit? I mean, the pinnacle of virtue is remaining a virgin til marriage...the sweet first view of your partner on the marriage bed. Every mother preaches that, FGS. Now you've ruined it for me!

Next, what is the standard of rejection here? Penis too small??? Imagine, if you will, a woman with excessive labia. It's a bitch during intercourse...flappy skin snagging an important plunge??? She screams, ruining your lunge of ecstasy. She should have told me before marriage!! Bitch!...I want a divorce!

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Post by phildidge on Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:33 am

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Thor wrote:People should always be open and honest about everything.

Clearly its not nice for the guy, that he simple hs been dealt a rough card here, but I am sure many men on here. Who are hetrosexual. Would if dating someone we perceived to be a woman and then when they lifted their skirt. Presented a 12 inch dick, fully mast.

I am sure many would recoil and be very annoyed or even angry, but also clap at the impressive girth and size... lol!

Its not his fault again the situation he is dealt with and the question to ask here, is sexual intercourse more important than the love they have?

To me honesty is best in anything that we have about us. That should be admitted to partners. It should never be sprung on people long after. Though not sure, you could count sprung as the correct word here.

Lord Foul is right some are clearly objectifying men here

Are you honestly suggesting that at some point in a relationship (prior to marriage), the parties have an obligation to offer a view of their genitals to each other?  Or, maybe they should text message photos of their genitals to each other...oppps, that's porn, innit?  I mean, the pinnacle of virtue is remaining a virgin til marriage...the sweet first view of your partner on the marriage bed.  Every mother preaches that, FGS.  Now you've ruined it for me!

Next, what is the standard of rejection here?  Penis too small???  Imagine, if you will, a woman with excessive labia.  It's a bitch during intercourse...flappy skin snagging an important plunge???  She screams, ruining your lunge of ecstasy.   She should have told me before marriage!!  Bitch!...I want a divorce!


Yes i do believe people should be open and honest about everything

You do not need or require photos do you for simple honesty, do you?

Whether this woman is clearly shallow is another matter, but in reality honesty is the key to a loving relationship

So as usual you think me reasoning honesty here is being in agreement that something small is no something wrong

Never made such a claim, but lets face facts

A man for example that likes big tits, no matter how shallow, is attrcated to such a size are they not?

If a woman has pushed countless tissues into her bra, to clearly lie over the size of her breasts. She is thus decieving the people she is trying to attract.

Clearly this individual never wanted to have sex, before mariage due to the size of his penis, as he knew it could be a deal breaker..

When he should have trusted in love for someone to see past such shallowness

That is what you fail to grasp

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Man:  Honey, I've got something to show you.

Woman:  What is it?

Man:  I've felt for a long time, you should...um, see this.

Woman"  What is it"

Man:  Ok, brace yourself...[unzips pants and exposes self]...here, this is for you.

Woman:  Where is it?  OH...you fuckin' perve!


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Post by Syl on Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:54 pm

Lord Foul wrote:ah so you are objectifying men.....

reducing them to the status of a walking talking dildo.....

Not at all. I think men place a lot more importance on the size of their manhood than most women do.
The term 'manhood' alone sort of sums up the way men are made to feel, it is the thing that defines their maleness ...the bigger the better, the smaller the wimpier, I really dont think women do see it like that.

The woman in the OP is nasty and uncaring.....some things should be kept private between man and wife.

But......if he had deliberately prevented her from seeing or fondling his unusually tiny penis because he knew it could be a potential problem, he was being deceitful, just as a woman who held back something that might interfere with the marriage would be.

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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:44 pm

Thor wrote:People should always be open and honest about everything.

Clearly its not nice for the guy, that he simple hs been dealt a rough card here, but I am sure many men on here. Who are hetrosexual. Would if dating someone we perceived to be a woman and then when they lifted their skirt. Presented a 12 inch dick, fully mast.

I am sure many would recoil and be very annoyed or even angry, but also clap at the impressive girth and size... lol!




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Post by HoratioTarr on Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:44 pm

Syl wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:hmmm are you "ladies" objectifying men now...???????



No, just wondering if he deliberately kept his miniscule willy under wraps till he trapped this unsuspecting female into marriage. Evil or Very Mad

Perhaps he should have waved it around with confidence, saying 'It might be small, babe, but it's fucking nasty!'

Does size matter? I'm afraid it does depend on whether you get an average 6 inches or an all acorn and no shaft one. You can get away with a bit of technique and confidence in bed with a small one, but a micro penis is neither use nor ornament, I'm afraid.

Most women would choose a reasonably sized todge. If they say they're not bothered, they're either lying or have never played hunt the sausage.
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Tommy Monk wrote:

Jeremy Beadle once admitted that he had a small penis... but he said... "on the other hand, it looks quite big!"...


lol!




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Post by HoratioTarr on Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:48 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Smile

Caveat emptor.

'Let the buyer beware.."


What kind of shallow supercilious and self-centred slag is the wife, also, as to be declaring her grievances on social media as soon as she returns from her honeymoon  ???

Sounds like a bit of already-experienced trollop as well, going by the language she uses in her whining --  for her to have waited that 12 months, looks a lot like she may have had her eyes on something else..
His bank account, perhaps  ?         'I feel lied to': Newlywed, 27, whose husband insisted on waiting until marriage to have sex reveals her shock after he revealed that he has a 'MICROPENIS' on their honeymoon 1399249160

Spoken like a true owner of a micro dick lol! lol!
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Post by eddie on Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:48 pm

Okay I’ve never had sex with a guy with a small penis but I am thinking this...

Isn’t it what you do with it that matters? Perhaps she has a vagina the size of a bucket?

Isn’t sex about feelings and fun? I dont know, it’s hard to comment because I don’t know how it would feel if a man had a really tiny penis, but I do know this...he should fuck her off and find someone better.


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All I'm saying is, he better be able to do the alphabet and hum at the same time Wink

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Thor wrote:People should always be open and honest about everything.

Clearly its not nice for the guy, that he simple hs been dealt a rough card here, but I am sure many men on here. Who are hetrosexual. Would if dating someone we perceived to be a woman and then when they lifted their skirt. Presented a 12 inch dick, fully mast.

I am sure many would recoil and be very annoyed or even angry, but also clap at the impressive girth and size... lol!

Its not his fault again the situation he is dealt with and the question to ask here, is sexual intercourse more important than the love they have?

To me honesty is best in anything that we have about us. That should be admitted to partners. It should never be sprung on people long after. Though not sure, you could count sprung as the correct word here.

Lord Foul is right some are clearly objectifying men here

Are you honestly suggesting that at some point in a relationship (prior to marriage), the parties have an obligation to offer a view of their genitals to each other?  Or, maybe they should text message photos of their genitals to each other...oppps, that's porn, innit?  I mean, the pinnacle of virtue is remaining a virgin til marriage...the sweet first view of your partner on the marriage bed.  Every mother preaches that, FGS.  Now you've ruined it for me!

Next, what is the standard of rejection here?  Penis too small???  Imagine, if you will, a woman with excessive labia.  It's a bitch during intercourse...flappy skin snagging an important plunge???  She screams, ruining your lunge of ecstasy.   She should have told me before marriage!!  Bitch!...I want a divorce!

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Most people these days have sex before they get married. I mean, what bloke in this day and age says, No, I'm saving myself for marriage! When the girl offers him sex? Unless he's got a micro penis, of course.
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Post by phildidge on Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:52 pm

eddie wrote:Okay I’ve never had sex with a guy with a small penis but I am thinking this...

Isn’t it what you do with it that matters? Perhaps she has a vagina the size of a bucket?

Isn’t sex about feelings and fun? I dont know, it’s hard to comment because I don’t know how it would feel of a man had a really tiny penis, but I do know this...he should fuck her off and find someone better.


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I did think of actually saying that last night Eddie

I did ponder that if he had a tongue that was 6 inches long    Laughing

Would she complain?

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What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?

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eddie wrote:What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?

Yeah, people should really be more upfront about what they really look like.

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eddie wrote:What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?


Kind of made that point with tissues, which is kind of lame now I think about it

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eddie wrote:Okay I’ve never had sex with a guy with a small penis but I am thinking this...

Isn’t it what you do with it that matters? Perhaps she has a vagina the size of a bucket?

Isn’t sex about feelings and fun? I dont know, it’s hard to comment because I don’t know how it would feel of a man had a really tiny penis, but I do know this...he should fuck her off and find someone better.

He's kept the fact hidden from her, and that's not fair. Imagine sleeping with a man and you can't feel anything? It's that small, there's barely any penetration? It's all very well saying Oh, love means all. That's fine and dandy if you know beforehand and then go ahead. But she didn't.

Joking aside, I actually feel really sorry for the man in question, but I do think you can have surgery for this these days. But a good satisfying sex life when you're young is essential. If things are wrong in the bedroom at that age, it probably doesn't bode well for the relationship.
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eddie wrote:What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?


Kind of made that point with tissues, which is kind of lame now I think about it

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eddie wrote:
Thor wrote:


Kind of made that point with tissues, which is kind of lame now I think about it

Thank you

I don’t know what you mean? I must have missed your post.


I stated that women have lied over their breasts sizes, mainly as they are insecure over them

They have used tissues in  the past to make them look bigger

Now you have bras that can do the same

The horror

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eddie wrote:What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?

Most of these are directly visible and obvious. But if a man passed himself off as a woman and didn't tell the potential husband until after the marriage, imagine how unfair that is. On the wedding night you lift the bashful bride's nightie to reveal a handful of turkey neck and dumplings!
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HT wrote:Most people these days have sex before they get married. I mean, what bloke in this day and age says, No, I'm saving myself for marriage! When the girl offers him sex? Unless he's got a micro penis, of course.

A lot. I know, probably, a dozen or two. Abstention is often for religious reasons, or some who have thought the matter through: if you have an orgasm, there goes medical school.

No, I don't think anybody has a right to a pre-marital view.

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eddie wrote:
Thor wrote:


Kind of made that point with tissues, which is kind of lame now I think about it

Thank you

I don’t know what you mean? I must have missed your post.


I stated that women have lied over their breasts sizes, mainly as they are insecure over them

They have used tissues in  the past to make them look bigger

Now you have bras that can do the same

The horror

Laughing

Yeah I have never bought into all that. Don’t do the false eyelashes either. The only thing unnatural about me is my bright red hair. I don’t have the pubes to match so can’t get away with it Hahahahahaha

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eddie wrote:Okay I’ve never had sex with a guy with a small penis but I am thinking this...

Isn’t it what you do with it that matters? Perhaps she has a vagina the size of a bucket?

Isn’t sex about feelings and fun? I dont know, it’s hard to comment because I don’t know how it would feel of a man had a really tiny penis, but I do know this...he should fuck her off and find someone better.

He's kept the fact hidden from her, and that's not fair.   Imagine sleeping with a man and you can't feel anything?   It's that small, there's barely any penetration?     It's all very well saying Oh, love means all.  That's fine and dandy  if you know beforehand and then go ahead.  But she didn't.  

Joking aside, I actually feel really sorry for the man in question, but I do think you can have surgery for this these days.   But  a good satisfying sex life when you're young is essential.  If things are wrong in the bedroom at that age, it probably  doesn't bode well for the relationship.  

Surgery? What? Add a tri-tip steak? I doubt it will take.

I'd say the relationship is tossed already. I was about to say, there's always divorce. Move on...

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eddie wrote:
Thor wrote:


I stated that women have lied over their breasts sizes, mainly as they are insecure over them

They have used tissues in  the past to make them look bigger

Now you have bras that can do the same

The horror

Laughing

Yeah I have never bought into all that. Don’t do the false eyelashes either. The only thing unnatural about me is my bright red hair. I don’t have the pubes to match so can’t get away with it Hahahahahaha


lol Its imple a sexual display, the red hair?

Like a peacock......

Nothing wrong with that

Its animalistic and natural

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I just love red hair. I also like blue hair but can’t get away with that with my job. I’m front of house and nee a certain class about me.

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eddie wrote:What about the false advertising women do? Bras that push their tits up and make them look more pert, false eyelashes, foundation on their skin, tummy flattening underwear.....?

Most of these are directly visible and obvious.   But if a man passed himself off as a woman and didn't tell the potential husband until after the marriage, imagine how unfair that is.  On the wedding night you lift the bashful bride's nightie to reveal  a handful of turkey neck and dumplings!

Ehhh...now you're into degrees and not categories. Ed's point is valid. There is a lot of deception that goes on during courtship.

Maybe we should entertain a pre-marital VIEW party, like a shower, where the couple go into a closet, and come out giving a 'thumbs-up' or 'thumbs-down' like the Romans did at their Gladiator events. Lots of wine, laughter and gaiety.

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eddie wrote:I just love red hair. I also like blue hair but can’t get away with that with my job. I’m front of house and nee a certain class about me.  

May get Ben to buy me a blue wig for the bedroom. Cool

Where is the smile innocent whistling?

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eddie wrote:I just love red hair. I also like blue hair but can’t get away with that with my job. I’m front of house and nee a certain class about me.  

May get Ben to buy me a blue wig for the bedroom. Cool

Where is the smile innocent whistling?

lol!

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eddie wrote:
Thor wrote:

Where is the smile innocent whistling?

lol!

Hahahahahahahaha Razz


I love how we have the same sense of humour
 
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eddie wrote:I just love red hair. I also like blue hair but can’t get away with that with my job. I’m front of house and nee a certain class about me.  

May get Ben to buy me a blue wig for the bedroom. Cool

Ooh, we could have a whole collection. I like that rainbow look as well Cool

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eddie wrote:I just love red hair. I also like blue hair but can’t get away with that with my job. I’m front of house and nee a certain class about me.  

May get Ben to buy me a blue wig for the bedroom. Cool

Ooh, we could have a whole collection. I like that rainbow look as well Cool

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Jeremy Beadle once admitted that he had a small penis... but he said... "on the other hand, it looks quite big!"...


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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



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No, just wondering if he deliberately kept his miniscule willy under wraps till he trapped this unsuspecting female into marriage. Evil or Very Mad

Perhaps he should have waved it around with confidence, saying 'It might be small, babe, but it's fucking nasty!'  

Does size matter?  I'm afraid it does depend on whether you get an average 6 inches or an all acorn and no shaft one.  You can get away with a bit of technique and confidence in bed with a small one, but a micro penis is neither use nor ornament, I'm afraid.

Most women would choose a reasonably sized todge.   If they say they're not bothered, they're either lying or have never played hunt the sausage.

I dont think i have ever known a woman who complained about the size of their parners penis....and women do talk a lot about personal stuff.
They may complain about the technique used, or his selfishness in bed etc etc.....but I dont think size, big or small is usually cause for complaint.
Most men seem to measure up, but if there was a problem with an underdeveloped penis, I do think the man should be upfront about it before marriage.


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Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:16 am



Seriously... has nobody else here got the Jeremy Beadle joke...!?


Or is it just HT and I who have a slightly warped sense of humour...?



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Post by Syl on Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:21 am

Tommy Monk wrote:

Seriously... has nobody else here got the Jeremy Beadle joke...!?


Or is it just HT and I who have a slightly warped sense of humour...?



I got it, just didn't think it was that funny.

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