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Post by phildidge on Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:38 pm

Pascale Sellick has announced details of a lavish ceremony where she plans to marry her duvet. She describes her duvet as the most intimate and reliable relationship she has ever had. We’re joined by Pascale and her duvet-to-be, alongside wedding planner Anna.








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Post by Victorismyhero on Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:28 pm

she needs help

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Post by nicko on Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:56 pm

ASAP !
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Post by Original Quill on Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:58 pm

She, um, herself, looks to be a bit warm and comfortable.  Ya know, heat in the winter, shade in the summer.

Perhaps she might adjust, and be a bit more accommodating.  Ditch the duvet and commit to making my nights more...um, heavenly.

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Post by Vintage on Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:30 pm

What happened when she has to replace it, is it this particular duvet or does any duvet do?

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Post by eddie on Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:54 pm

She needs to get out and get herself a life.

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Post by nicko on Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:18 am

She needs to get out and find herself a man.
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