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Post by Andy on Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:21 am

Last month, his wife admitted he spent £3000 on a firework display in his back garden - for his 2 year old daughter!!! It went on continuously for 75 minutes.

I thought he either had money to burn, or wasn't right in the head.

He confirmed the latter 5 minutes ago by starting to trim a bloody 16' high hedge that separates his garden from mine. In the pitch dark, wobbling on top of a precarious ladder with a lethal looking pretol hedge trimmer.

I hope he minds the coloured lights I put up in the hedge.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:56 am

Tell 'em good luck with that petrol hedge-trimmer and the electrical spark from the lights.

Mount a camera aimed at him, so we can all enjoy it.

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Post by Andy on Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:30 am

Luckily, my lights are LED.

He is a crap neighbour.
But his wife is drop dead gorgeous, not averse to sunbathing topless, or in the skimpiest of bikinis.

Always a good time to cut my grass.

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Post by nicko on Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:59 am

Wanna buy some Binoculars ? Laughing
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Post by eddie on Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:51 am

I bet he’s high on cocaine and spirits or he just wants to annoy you, or both.

Gotta be honest, I often do odd things at odd times of the night. Sometimes I wonder if I’m right in the head.

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