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Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:14 pm

Let's start a thread where we leave all our differences outside.

There's a table laid with cake, coffee walnut and chocolate fudge. Coffee's perking. I'l be mum.

Now, Come on Wolfie, luv. Get your size twelves under that table, lean back, undo your belt, let that gut flop out, take a deep breath and let's chew the fat about your bees.

Veya, we all love Oz, honest.

Quill, it takes a cunt to know a cunt. Let's leave withered out of it.

Ben, you can read some prose from that book of yours, but take both parts by impersonating Eddie's voice.

Eddie, you cut the cake and no scoffing extra or slipping Ben a sneaky slice.

Syl, you draw the curtains - oh scrub that she's bloody wearing them.

Nico, I'll give you a shoulder massage, luvvie, coz you look like you need it.

Lord Foul, you're teabag monitor (and no adding 'ging' on the end of teabag please)

Thor, extra large chair for you, hon. And no, Cathy Newman's not a member so she can fuck off.

Ragga. Head of table and no arguments from the men.

Eilzel - you're in charge of entertainment, so think up something nice and colourful that involves audience participation.

Magica - put your fairy dress on, love

Vintage - You can sit next to Thor and keep him calm

Gelico - You sit on the other side of Thor and keep him calm

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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:16 pm

I have no idea why I did that.
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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:16 pm

Sorry if I've left anyone out
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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by nicko on Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:05 pm

H/T, your right about the massage, give me date, place and time Shocked
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Post by Vintage on Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:27 pm

That's great, especially the fudge cake. What a line up. What a conversation.

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Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:18 pm

Vintage wrote:That's great, especially the fudge cake. What a line up. What a conversation.

Well, no convo yet as such. I dunno, you organise a party and they stand you up!!!
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Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:18 pm

nicko wrote:H/T,  your right about the massage,   give me date, place and time Shocked

It's coming over on the ether right now
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Post by Victorismyhero on Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:20 pm

WOT ?????  No beer?????

Pffft.

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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by phildidge on Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:33 pm

Lord Foul wrote:WOT ?????  No beer?????

Pffft.

Cake food fight instead? Laughing

At least I can use my big chair to duck behind.... Laughing

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Post by gelico on Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:04 pm

Thor wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:WOT ?????  No beer?????

Pffft.

Cake food fight instead?  Laughing

At least I can use my big chair to duck behind.... Laughing

apparently, i'm meant to be keeping you calm, but i'm right with you on that one

lol!

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Post by phildidge on Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:29 pm

gelico wrote:
Thor wrote:

Cake food fight instead?  Laughing

At least I can use my big chair to duck behind.... Laughing

apparently, i'm meant to be keeping you calm, but i'm right with you on that one

lol!

lol! Cool, so everyone has to now pick teams.. ha ha

Am I allowed to bring my own extra large chair?




lol!

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Post by gelico on Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:19 pm




hahaha everyone can sit on that chair, we just need to get a lift installed

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Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:43 pm

Thor wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:WOT ?????  No beer?????

Pffft.

Cake food fight instead?  Laughing

At least I can use my big chair to duck behind.... Laughing

I've got a custard pie with your name on it
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Post by HoratioTarr on Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:44 pm

Lord Foul wrote:WOT ?????  No beer?????

Pffft.

Bring your own and stop moaning. Anyway, it's your round first.
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Post by phildidge on Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:55 am

HoratioTarr wrote:
Thor wrote:

Cake food fight instead?  Laughing

At least I can use my big chair to duck behind.... Laughing

I've got a custard pie with your name on it

cheers

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:34 pm

cyclops

It's raining buckets down here...

I'll be having a beer with Victor (and probably veya ?);  make mine a 'alf..

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Post by eddie on Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:21 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:cyclops

It's raining buckets down here...

I'll be having a beer with Victor (and probably veya ?);  make mine a 'alf..

Been raining here constantly too Wolf. Bloody English weather Rolling Eyes

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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by Original Quill on Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:37 am

We've got a storm coming in tonight. But only two days worth.

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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:25 am

Original Quill wrote:We've got a storm coming in tonight.  But only two days worth.

I'm looking out the window right now, and the sky is black!! Windy too.
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Re: Coffee and Cake

Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:50 am

Sunny and 23-26 degrees (C; 75-80 degrees F) the next few days in Texas. It starts off a few degrees above freezing in the morning and rises to that point.


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