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A SCOTTISH man has had his peanut-butter smeared genitalia bitten off by an English bulldog.

Post by veya_victaous on Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:59 am

AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner’s testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.
The 22-year-old man, who has not been named, was found fully clothed and lying in a pool of blood in his Haddington, East Lothian, apartment. He was rushed to hospital where he was put in an induced coma for several days.
He returned to consciousness and co-operated with police.
Authorities say nobody else had been in the apartment at the time of the attack.
The dog, named ‘Biggie’ after gangster rapper Biggie Smalls, was found covered in his owner’s blood.
“Inquiries are continuing to establish how a 22-year-old man sustained significant injury to his groin area,” a Scottish police spokesperson said.
“However, as part of this investigation the owner of the dog, which is believed to have been involved, has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.”
A neighbour old theDaily Record that Biggie was an “an absolute angel.”
“Biggie is such a nice dog. He isn’t aggressive or anything, and he’s quite small. He’s fine with other dogs. The dog is an absolute angel. I was happy to be around him. He gets a bit freaked out by noise but he loves having his belly rubbed.”
Neighbours reported hearing the bulldog barking at around 4am and again at 8am on the October 7, the day of the incident. A loud party was reportedly heard coming from the address.
However, The Times reports police believe no others are believed to have been involved in the incident.
Police arrived at the scene about 2.30pm.
Local media reports the man’s genitalia were not able to be recovered for reattachment.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-butter-smeared-genitals/news-story/8b63718ca68265bffdecbf27b71593b8

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Post by veya_victaous on Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:00 am

Sounds like they euthanized a good dog for nothing

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Post by Lord Foul on Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:44 am

Darwin at work...at least the twat cant breed now...pity about the dog though.

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Post by nicko on Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:57 am

He was hoping the dog would give him a blow job ?
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Post by Eilzel on Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:11 pm

The utter idiocy is baffling. And totally unfair in the dog. The man is at fault and pretty sick in the head considering the circumstances.

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Post by Vintage on Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:17 pm

The wrong one was euthanized.

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Post by Syl on Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:14 pm

pervert.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:17 pm

Idea

Dog bites off idiots balls;  dog gets euthanised...

Shark bites human;   random sharks are culled by local councils..

Distraught woman reports alleged sexual assault;  local "vigilantes" lynch random 'black' man.

That's often "Human nature" in action,  to see self-serving and politically-minded players, whether officials or "authorities" or local mobs, carrying out some idiotic reactionary but irrational measures, calculated to pacify or mollify some iinnate sense of "revenge" from a noisy section of unthinking snowflakes among the local citizenry..

Although usually totally unnecessary at the time...

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:26 pm

Wolf wrote:That's often "Human nature" in action, to see self-serving and politically-minded players, whether "authorities" or local mobs, carrying out some idiotic reactionary but irrational measures, calculated to pacify or mollify some iinnate sense of "revenge" from a noisy section of unthinking local citizenry..

"Idiotic reationary bur irrational measures"...this is exactly how wars are started. And that's exactly why we will spend $-trillions on defense departments, and zero on healthcare. Healthcare just doesn't have the idiotic, reactionary, but irrational measure.

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Post by Jules on Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:05 pm

veya_victaous wrote:Sounds like they euthanized a good dog for nothing
Ya. So unjust!!!  Sad 
Darwin slips up sometimes so a few wrong 'uns slip thru the net - then Karma swoops in & finishes off the job properly! Good!  Cool

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