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Post by Angry Andy on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:33 am

I have a pathological fear of German sausages.

Whenever I eat them, I expect the würst!

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Post by nicko on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:42 am

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:22 pm

I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines.  Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew. Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.

"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.

Some are more complex:

"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.

"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.

"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.

Or:

"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.

"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.

But my favorite has always been:

"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.

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Post by Syl on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:31 pm

Original Quill wrote:I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines.  Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew.  Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.

"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.

Some are more complex:

"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.

"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.

"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.

Or:

"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.

"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.

But my favorite has always been:

"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.

That is very clever. ...it took me a minute to get it. Laughing

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Post by Syl on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:31 pm

Original Quill wrote:I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines.  Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew.  Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.

"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.

Some are more complex:

"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.

"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.

"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.

Or:

"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.

"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.

But my favorite has always been:

"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.

That is very clever. ...it took me a minute to get it. Laughing

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Post by Syl on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:32 pm

I have eaten all the lamb chops...said Tom sheepishly.
/\ thats my attempt. Wink

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:57 pm

"Not baaaaaaaaaaaad," said Tom on the lam. cheers

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Post by Angry Andy on Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:12 am

I took the advice of my butcher and bought a couple of ox rump steaks.

They were tough and horrible.
I was given a bum steer!

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:31 am

"I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures," said Tom autobiographically.

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Post by eddie on Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:21 pm

Angry Andy wrote:I have a pathological fear of German sausages.

Whenever I eat them, I expect the würst!


I frau’n on that joke.

Get it? cheers

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Post by nicko on Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:45 am

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