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Post by nicko on Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:45 pm

Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:17 pm

nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

                                                Any one know more ?





Wow, I thought this thread was going to be about aesthetically pleasing shit smear patterns in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

And yes, eddie, you did say "till death do us part."

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:35 pm

nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

                                                Any one know more ?





"Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these lines of wit eat these little balls of shit."

My dad taught that to me as a small child.

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Post by eddie on Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:24 pm

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:
nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

                                                Any one know more ?





Wow, I thought this thread was going to be about aesthetically pleasing shit smear patterns in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

And yes, eddie, you did say "till death do us part."


Yes I did. Shocked

I think I’ll spend the rest of our married life high on meth and other mind-altering substances.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:12 pm

Here I sit, all broken-hearted,
Came to shit, and only farted!

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Post by Syl on Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:49 pm

Original Quill wrote:Here I sit, all broken-hearted,
Came to shit, and only farted!

Very witty. Razz

Some of the drawings in ladies loos are a revelation.

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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:10 am


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Post by Jules on Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:45 pm

Thought this thread was about the dirty protests by sectarians at Maze prison. What a Face

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