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Are you a cunt? Here are some new words for you. Copyright Ben and Eddie

Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:44 pm

Here are some fun new words for you to sprinkle into your conversations!

And don't be a cunt, share it!

Cuntry - a place where cunts walk about and live, just being cunty all day

Discunt - when you get a break on the price of something by acting like a cunt

Cuntdition - a symptomatic thing suffered by cunts

Cuntdown - when you count backwards from 10 because someone's about to act like a cunt

Encunter - when you bump into a cunt

Cuntinue - when you’ve been told you’re a cunt but you carry on anyway

Accuntant - a cunt that does your taxes and steals your money

Cunstantinople - a cuntry that became overrun by cunts so they had to shut it down

Cunterfeit - fake money, made by a cunt

Cuntribution - when you add to the general cuntishness around you.

Applicunt - when you’re interviewing someone and they do something cuntish, right in your face

Cuntsistent - you’re always acting like a cunt

Cuntagious - when you're acting like a cunt and that starts to spread

Unaccuntable - a cunt who answers to nobody

Cuntilingers - when you perform oral sex on a cunt and that smell hangs around

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:23 am

did you remove the censorship cunt?   G'Day

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:24 am

apparently yes 

sick cunt 

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Post by eddie on Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:54 am

veya_victaous wrote:did you remove the censorship cunt?   G'Day


Yes! Isn’t it great! cheers

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Post by Didge on Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:08 am

Gropecunt Lane /ˈɡroʊpkʌnt ˈleɪn/ was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those areas; it was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it. Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt. Streets with that name were often in the busiest parts of medieval towns and cities, and at least one appears to have been an important thoroughfare.

Although the name was once common throughout England, changes in attitude resulted in its replacement by more innocuous versions such as Grape Lane. A variation of Gropecunt was last recorded as a street name in 1561.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Is that where Trump lives or his ancestors?


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Post by Syl on Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:30 pm

I have always hated that word, it was always used by pretty horrible men who had zero respect for the women in their lives....or spotty teens who thought it made them sound dead ard like.

However, in recent history the word has lost all it's power, it's just another word like fuck or twat.....it can even be used in a friendly way, as in fuck off you silly cunt....haha. Rolling Eyes

We need some new words, ones that can stop a hardened user of such words in their tracks. I dont think anyone will ever think of any though, it's as if swearwords just dont resonate much anymore.

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Post by gelico on Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:40 pm

Didge wrote:Gropecunt Lane /ˈɡroʊpkʌnt ˈleɪn/ was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those areas; it was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it. Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt. Streets with that name were often in the busiest parts of medieval towns and cities, and at least one appears to have been an important thoroughfare.



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Post by Didge on Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:47 pm

gelico wrote:
Didge wrote:Gropecunt Lane /ˈɡroʊpkʌnt ˈleɪn/ was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those areas; it was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it. Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt. Streets with that name were often in the busiest parts of medieval towns and cities, and at least one appears to have been an important thoroughfare.



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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:05 pm

Arrow

A few of those familiar swearwords (e.g. cunt, fuck, arse, piss, cock..) were common everyday words in Britain prior to the Norman invasion...

With the Norman influence, French and Latin words (i.e. vulva, vagina, intercourse, derrierre, urinate, penis..) became the "proper" and more polite terms for more civilised and 'classy' people to use, while the previous common Anglo_Saxon ones came to be the crude and undesirable swearwords..

Much later again, in late 19th century Victorian times and the following pseudo-modesty of the early 20th century,  even those Norman-influenced 'polite' terms became impolite and only heard in whispers in some circles.

A lot of swearwords being thrown around these days is probably only a return to the way things were a thouand or 1500 years ago..

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Post by eddie on Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:35 pm

May this thread long cuntinue.

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