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Post by nicko on Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:54 am

Just saw on TV, a Golfer changing his Trousers, [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators. All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?
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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:00 am

nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!
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Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:52 pm

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nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:59 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!

Trousers 3489511464   Looking for what?  You're too old for any action, Fred!  Trousers 2984306523

Action would have been the last thing on my mind had the wasp hit its target!
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Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:00 pm

lol!

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:33 pm

nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

'CAUSE HE'S A DICKHEAD!

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