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Post by nicko on Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:40 pm

Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !
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Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:16 am

Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

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Post by Syl on Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:40 am

My cousin had to be admitted to hospital to treat his ingrowing toenail.....you are lucky if your local GP will do it.

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:49 am

My brother had the same thing. Hurts.

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Post by nicko on Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:58 am

Quill, the Dick head remark was made under my breath, I am not brave !
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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:01 am

Original Quill wrote:Dickhead?  Your wife?  You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:26 pm

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead?  Your wife?  You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:07 pm

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead?  Your wife?  You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

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Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies --  but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone --  when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here --  with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive;  while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here  !!!

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Post by Raggamuffin on Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:28 pm

I thought this was going to be about gout, but an ingrown toenail is just as good. You didn't cut your toenails straight across did you nicko? Naughty!

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Post by nicko on Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:27 pm

Your right Raggs, I didn't Sad
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Post by magica on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:18 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

Rolling Eyes

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies --  but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone --  when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here --  with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive;  while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here  !!!

Thanx for admitting you insult us, so don't cry when it comes back at you, moron.
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Post by Raggamuffin on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:27 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

Rolling Eyes

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies --  but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone --  when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here --  with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive;  while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here  !!!

If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!

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Post by nicko on Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:12 am

Why bother to insult anyone?
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Post by magica on Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:39 am

Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.

Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.
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Post by magica on Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:40 am

Raggamuffin wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
Rolling Eyes

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies --  but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone --  when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here --  with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive;  while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here  !!!

If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!

Thank you Rags. You're so right.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:43 am

magica wrote:Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.

Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.

Really? I wonder why?
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Post by Jules on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:28 am

nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed,  Wife says "does it hurt?"




OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !
Maybe she was wondering if the anaesthetic had worn off yet? Laughing 

I had mine removed many years ago under general anaesthetic, he refused to do it under local.

Surgeons seem to prefer general rather than local - it's easier having a sleeping patient than one wriggling around in pain.

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Post by nicko on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:42 am

Magica, whats your other Forum? PM me if needed !
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Post by nicko on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:45 am

Had it removed with Local anaesthetic two needles in toe and off it came, never felt a thing----------till around 3 hours later !
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Post by eddie on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:49 am

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead?  Your wife?  You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

A husband/wife is different.  A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...

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Post by magica on Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:40 am

nicko wrote:Magica,  whats your other Forum?  PM me if needed !

Hi Nicko, let me ask the person who's forum it is first.
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Post by Original Quill on Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:58 am

eddie wrote:
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A husband/wife is different.  A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...

My goodness!  Is that a custom in your experience?  It never occurred to me to even consider those as options.

The British have such strange customs.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:26 am

nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed,  Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !

I keep reading that and just absolutely laughing my ass off!

And then I read it again, and again, and it sets me off every time.

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Post by nicko on Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:32 pm

Ben, remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.
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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:22 pm

nicko wrote:Ben,   remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.

Well, not in the scene that plays in my head Laughing Laughing Laughing

Also, "dickhead" was something me and my male friends here in Texas would say back when we teenagers in the late 80s-early 90s. I think it's just highly amusing to me to hear you say it as well big toe 3852033631 big toe 3852033631 big toe 3852033631

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Post by nicko on Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:04 pm

If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!
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Post by magica on Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:19 pm

nicko wrote:If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!

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