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by nicko on Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:40 pm

Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !

by Original Quill on Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:16 pm

Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

by Syl on Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:40 am

My cousin had to be admitted to hospital to treat his ingrowing toenail.....you are lucky if your local GP will do it.

by Original Quill on Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:49 am

My brother had the same thing. Hurts.

by nicko on Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:58 am

Quill, the Dick head remark was made under my breath, I am not brave !

by eddie on Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:01 am

Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

by Original Quill on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:26 am

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:07 pm

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!

by Raggamuffin on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:28 pm

I thought this was going to be about gout, but an ingrown toenail is just as good. You didn't cut your toenails straight across did you nicko? Naughty!

by nicko on Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:27 pm

Your right Raggs, I didn't Sad

by magica on Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:18 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!

Thanx for admitting you insult us, so don't cry when it comes back at you, moron.

by Raggamuffin on Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:27 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!

If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!

by nicko on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:12 pm

Why bother to insult anyone?

by magica on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:39 pm

Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.

Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.

by magica on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:40 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

Garbage...

I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...

I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..

Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.

If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!

If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!

Thank you Rags. You're so right.

by HoratioTarr on Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:43 pm

magica wrote:Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.

Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.

Really? I wonder why?

by Jules on Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:28 am

nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"

OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !

Maybe she was wondering if the anaesthetic had worn off yet? Laughing

I had mine removed many years ago under general anaesthetic, he refused to do it under local.

Surgeons seem to prefer general rather than local - it's easier having a sleeping patient than one wriggling around in pain.

by nicko on Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:42 am

Magica, whats your other Forum? PM me if needed !

by nicko on Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:45 am

Had it removed with Local anaesthetic two needles in toe and off it came, never felt a thing----------till around 3 hours later !

by eddie on Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:49 am

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?

Apologize, you disagreeable old man!

Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.

Your morals aren’t very clear.

A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...

by magica on Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:40 am

nicko wrote:Magica, whats your other Forum? PM me if needed !

Hi Nicko, let me ask the person who's forum it is first.

by Original Quill on Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:58 am

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.

Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...

My goodness! Is that a custom in your experience? It never occurred to me to even consider those as options.

The British have such strange customs.

by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:26 am

nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !

I keep reading that and just absolutely laughing my ass off!

And then I read it again, and again, and it sets me off every time.

by nicko on Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:32 pm

Ben, remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.

by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:22 pm

nicko wrote:Ben, remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.

Well, not in the scene that plays in my head Laughing

Also, "dickhead" was something me and my male friends here in Texas would say back when we teenagers in the late 80s-early 90s. I think it's just highly amusing to me to hear you say it as well

by nicko on Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:04 pm

If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!

by magica on Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:19 pm

nicko wrote:If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!

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