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Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !
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Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
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My cousin had to be admitted to hospital to treat his ingrowing toenail.....you are lucky if your local GP will do it.
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My brother had the same thing. Hurts.
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Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.
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eddie wrote:Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.
A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.
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"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
Normal is broken.
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eddie wrote:Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.

Garbage...
I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...
I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..
Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.
If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!
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I thought this was going to be about gout, but an ingrown toenail is just as good. You didn't cut your toenails straight across did you nicko? Naughty!
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Your right Raggs, I didn't

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WhoseYourWolfie wrote:eddie wrote:
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.![]()
Garbage...
I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...
I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..
Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.
If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!
Thanx for admitting you insult us, so don't cry when it comes back at you, moron.
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WhoseYourWolfie wrote:eddie wrote:
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.![]()
Garbage...
I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...
I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..
Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.
If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!
If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!
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Why bother to insult anyone?
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Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.
Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.
Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.
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Raggamuffin wrote:WhoseYourWolfie wrote:![]()
Garbage...
I specifically insult three or four women on here, and by name...
I never use that language against you, Cass, sexy mama, Jules and other ladies -- but only those specific trolling and most 'un-ladylike' stirrers who have already attacked me..
Those spineless cowards Horatio, Syl and magica like to falsely claim that I must be some kind of pathetic "old" "woman hater" who is only picking on them, and them alone -- when the simple and clear fact is that over 80% of my insults and abuse are aimed towards men on here -- with Didge, Tommy and Smelly each copping more insults from me than that whole clucky old Hens Club combined.
If I were treating those three women equally with those men, they would be getting 3 or 4 times the retorts that they do receive; while if I were to be "hating women" as they repeatedly claim then they would be the only people I bothered to insult on here !!!
If you treated them equally, you wouldn't call them "clucky old hens". That's sexist!
Thank you Rags. You're so right.
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magica wrote:Thing is Nicko, I only retaliate when he drags me into his insults. He never leaves me, Syl and HT alone. I was on holiday and dragged into it.
Funny that he doesn't do it on another forum were both on.
Really? I wonder why?
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Maybe she was wondering if the anaesthetic had worn off yet?nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !

I had mine removed many years ago under general anaesthetic, he refused to do it under local.
Surgeons seem to prefer general rather than local - it's easier having a sleeping patient than one wriggling around in pain.
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Magica, whats your other Forum? PM me if needed !
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Had it removed with Local anaesthetic two needles in toe and off it came, never felt a thing----------till around 3 hours later !
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Original Quill wrote:eddie wrote:Original Quill wrote:Dickhead? Your wife? You speak to your wife like that?
Apologize, you disagreeable old man!
Ah well, Wolf calls the women on here lots of vile names, including “slut”, never heard you complain.
Your morals aren’t very clear.
A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.
Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...
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nicko wrote:Magica, whats your other Forum? PM me if needed !
Hi Nicko, let me ask the person who's forum it is first.
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eddie wrote:Original Quill wrote:
A husband/wife is different. A wife is a partner, and especially if she's showing concern.
Ah so it's okay to call your friend’s wife a slut, or your own daughter or your sister, niece, aunt...
My goodness! Is that a custom in your experience? It never occurred to me to even consider those as options.
The British have such strange customs.
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nicko wrote:Just come back from Doc's after having in-growing Toe nail removed, Wife says "does it hurt?"
OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS DICKHEAD !
I keep reading that and just absolutely laughing my ass off!
And then I read it again, and again, and it sets me off every time.
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Ben, remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.
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nicko wrote:Ben, remember "Dickhead" was said "under my breath" !She never heard that luckily.
Well, not in the scene that plays in my head



Also, "dickhead" was something me and my male friends here in Texas would say back when we teenagers in the late 80s-early 90s. I think it's just highly amusing to me to hear you say it as well



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If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!
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nicko wrote:If she'd heard me I wouldn't be posting this now !!


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