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Let's tell a story together - one sentence at a time

Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:41 am

Rules: It can only be one line, and it must be related to the story. If you want someone to continue your thought, just put three dots after it.

I'll start us off.

The guy and the girl and the dog and the frog weren't really sure where they were anymore.

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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:44 am

It wasn’t quite sunrise as they made their way down the road, and they were tired.

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:57 am

And hungry...they craved a dish of baked brussels sprouts, smothered in a thick mustard sauce and covered with gorgonzola cheese.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:25 am



However, the dog's attention was quickly re-directed towards that tasty-looking day-old roadkill simmering away on the edge of the blacktop.

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:17 pm

"Dried muskrat, with gorgonzola perhaps?" suggested Rover.

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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:08 pm

"Ribbit," said the frog, because of course that's what he said.

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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:14 pm

“Birrit” said the girl. She was a great backward mimic and that’s why, dear reader, they were on their way to the circus.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:01 am

bounce

Horace the big green tree frog* hopped over towards the roadkill, hoping to find some nice tasty flies to ease his hunger pangs.

* (nicknamed "Vlad the Impaler" by his pond mates because he was such a sureshot at impaling flies and mozzies with his well trained tongue..)

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:25 pm

Just then the circus wagon came along, drunken, partying clowns hanging from the topracks and doors, and they shouted to them to climb on.

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Post by eddie on Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:29 pm

“Come with us!” they called out, and the weird little gang of four clambered on, grinning.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:31 pm



Rover and Horace lap up the rum and vodka spills from the floorboards, as their travel companions ask the clowns what work might be available for their diversified little four-piece variety troupe.

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Post by Original Quill on Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:23 pm

"It's obvious," shout the clowns, beer and spirits slopping from their mugs, "...let's create a frog and corgi show!"

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Post by eddie on Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:15 pm

“Does anyone know where we can find a bearded lady?”
The circus master looked handsome in his mankini.

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:51 am

"I know one, and she ain't in my mankini," said the circus master.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:59 am

scratch

"Why do humans so often feel the need to wear such amusingly impractical clothing ?"" said Horace to Rover --  the bare-naked frog and dog, resplendent in their natural skins.

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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:15 am

"Hold on," said the girl. "I just spotted ISIS over that hill over there."

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:28 am

The clowns immediately became sober.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:28 pm

alien

Horace sprung to a state of high alert, his long-suppressed special forces training switched to autopilot.

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