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Post by nicko on Sun 13 May 2018 - 12:41

Think I might have a Shower,  I checked,_ I do,  it's upstairs !
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Post by Didge on Sun 13 May 2018 - 12:47

nicko wrote:Think I might have a Shower,  I checked,_ I do,  it's upstairs !

No

Actually it was funny mate

Laughing

What is the best feature on a woman?

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Post by nicko on Sun 13 May 2018 - 12:57

What is the best feature ?
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Post by Didge on Sun 13 May 2018 - 12:59

nicko wrote:What is the best feature ?


Her chin.

Its somewhere to rest your balls on.

lol!

Apologises, as that was no way clean.. Laughing

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Post by magica on Sun 13 May 2018 - 13:33

Lol Didge flower

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Post by Lurker on Sun 13 May 2018 - 14:33

A dirty joke: "A white horse fell into a mud hole."

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Post by nicko on Sun 13 May 2018 - 14:52

And here's me trying to keep it clean-----sigh.
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Post by Angry Andy on Sun 13 May 2018 - 15:42

What is the definition of indefinitely?

When your balls slap her bum, you know you are in definitely.

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