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Post by Lord Foul on Sat May 12, 2018 4:21 pm

Soon after he had died and been buried , a relative of mozart visited the grave. To his utter astonishment he could hear a piece of music being played BACKWARD. Somewhat alarmed he rushed to feych the verger.   The verger listened briefly, then said.....oh dont worry ...hes decomposing.


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Post by Guest on Sat May 12, 2018 4:23 pm

Lord Foul wrote:Soon after he had died and been. Uried, a relative visited mozarts grave. To his utter astonishment he could hear a piece of music being played BACKWARD. Somewhat alarmed he rushed to feych the verger.   The verger listened briefly, then said.....oh dont worry ...hes decomposing.


Okay, you win the title of the worst pun king going, but it did make me laugh

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Post by eddie on Sat May 12, 2018 8:02 pm

Jesus. I’ve stepped into the twilight zone of comedy.

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