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Post by nicko on Fri 11 May 2018 - 22:34

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vick has overturned on the Motorway, Police have said "there will be no congestion for 12 hours !!!
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Post by eddie on Fri 11 May 2018 - 22:39

Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264

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Post by Guest on Fri 11 May 2018 - 22:42

eddie wrote:Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264


That was very funny

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Post by eddie on Fri 11 May 2018 - 22:56

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264


That was very funny

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Well I thought so, but I often think I’m hilarious when no one else does. Neutral

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:02

When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

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Post by eddie on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:30

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Glad you got that off your chest.

Btw that was scraping the barrel, dude. No

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:31

eddie wrote:
Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Glad you got that off your chest.

Btw that was scraping the barrel, dude. No

Ah, thanks. I ointment nobody sweet as you, darlin'.

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Post by eddie on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:31

Just stop. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Guest on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:49

Jeez, this thread is getting right up my nose lol

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Post by Raggamuffin on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:51

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Don't be so stuffy!

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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri 11 May 2018 - 23:58

This thread's enough to give you the vapours!
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Post by Jules on Sat 12 May 2018 - 9:41

Reading this thread has cleared up my sinuses a treat. bounce

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Post by Jules on Sat 12 May 2018 - 10:01

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.
Yer balm-y  Evil or Very Mad

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Post by eddie on Sat 12 May 2018 - 12:17

Chest a minute.....

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Post by Guest on Sat 12 May 2018 - 13:34

Stop being so sniffy.

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Post by magica on Sat 12 May 2018 - 13:47

I could vapourise Syl lol! lol!
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Post by Guest on Sat 12 May 2018 - 13:49

magica wrote:I could vapourise Syl lol! lol!


That's funny, have a greenie lol

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Post by Jules on Sat 12 May 2018 - 14:13

magica wrote:I could vapourise Syl  lol! lol!


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Post by nicko on Sat 12 May 2018 - 15:05

Just as an aside to my joke, some police and forensic people put a dab of Vick under their nose when dealing with bodies that have "rotted".[sorry, can't think of correct word]





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Post by Victorismyhero on Sat 12 May 2018 - 16:12

Bet you are glad to get that off your chest nicko

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Post by Vintage on Sat 12 May 2018 - 16:14

nicko wrote:Just as an aside to my joke,  some police and forensic people put a dab of Vick under their nose when dealing with bodies that have "rotted".[sorry, can't think of correct word]





Sorry can't think o

Decomposed - yes this is true, sadly as with everything else the VIC you buy now is but a pale imitation, you'd only open an old jar and take a sniff and your eyes would water, it doesn't work anywhere near as well these days.
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